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    One thing that nobody talks about is what happens after the epilogue.

    Percy put in the work: she woke up, she followed her script, and she lived another person’s life perfectly.

    Now, however, there was just one itsy-bitsy problem. She had no idea what would happen next.

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    The self-insert is over, the day is saved, and our hero is still living someone else's life. She'd like to go off-script now.

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    Title from John Mulaney

    Percy and Grover’s misadventures at New Rome University

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    It was finally over. Harry had defeated The Dark Lord and could now look forward to enjoying a "normal" life.

    Except the Wizarding World always believes whatever they read in the newspapers. And when lots of people believe in something, it can manifest itself into being - especially when those believers have magic powers of their own.

    So what will Harry do when Wizarding Britain decides that to survive another killing curse, he must be a God?

    Luckily, he isn't the only one around.

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    A series where the demigods get involved in the Battle of New York and the Avengers are appropriately confused, impressed, and concerned.

    I know people always say that they're bad at summaries but I genuinely have no clue what to put here so like. Read and find out?

    There's a discord. If you ever feel the inclination to scream at me you can drop by. Greek Mythology Nerds

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    In order to prevent Okeanos from siding with Kronos, a treaty was crafted. A treaty that gave Okeanos exactly what he wanted and made Poseidon long for the days he was actually listened to (those days never existed, alas, not even in his father’s stomach).

    At least he thought to get Percy’s permission before fucking up his family tree.

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    Apollo is Percy's, and Percy is Apollo's and one could not be complete without the other.

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    Annabeth and Percy have dinner with Sally and Paul for the first time after they get together.

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    A knock came from the closed door to the living room.

    “Come in,” Dionysus said dryly. The door swung open to show Hermes, who was clad in a pizza delivery outfit instead of his usual uniform.

    “Delivery!” Hermes said, beaming while he held out a pizza box in their direction. “Did someone order pizza?”

    Percy just stared at the god.

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    AKA Percy goes into heat around Dionysus. They soon gain an unexpected guest.

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    So, Poseidon would admit he was lost.

    Odysseus had tricked him. Again. Despite the way the man had been all but trapped in Poseidon’s domain, Athena’s precious ‘Warrior of the Mind’ had not yet run out of luck and Poseidon was suffering for it. The coward refused to extend proper mercy, didn’t stand like a hero, and now used trickery to run from an honorable death. False righteousness, not even finishing the job.

    Yet Poseidon had chased him down, following him into the cave Odysseus’s ship had sailed into. Or, the cave he thought Odysseus’s ship had sailed into.

    He wasn’t sure anymore. This was most certainly not Greece anymore.

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    EPIC: The Musical's Poseidon lands in the PJO verse and decides that if the local Poseidon is not going to raise his son, then he's going to do it. Percy is just happy to have a dad that wants to take him to drown ferries of tourists.

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    He would laugh at Zeus’s nostrils flaring, but he’s too busy thinking of what he wants. Maybe a cloak around camp to hide them from monsters? No, they already have a barrier. What about a bunch of new weapons for camp? No, the Hephaestus kids love making weapons, and they’re not running out. Hmmm…oh, duh. Child support!

    Before Percy could voice his thoughts out loud, Zeus started talking. “No. You are going to become immortal.”

    Hang on. What?

    “What?” Percy asks, bewildered.

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    Zeus tries to force immortality onto Percy and Percy tells him off

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    what if Percy learned to suddenly shapeshift? chaos, that’s what

     

    now translated to Portuguese!

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    Perhaps his least favorite part of teaching English, Paul decides, is grading essays.

    At least Percy's is entertaining.

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    Jason's father hasn't been answering his prayers. He's used to it; Jupiter's always been stoically silent when it came to his son, but he'd hoped with the alliance between Camp Half-Blood and New Rome, things might be different.

    Percy's optimistic. He can totally get Jason in contact with his dad. He just can't guarantee Zeus'll be in a good mood when they speak. That's fine though.

    Right?


    ALTERNATIVELY: Percy hears Jason praying to his dad and decides to teach him the right way to pray to the gods. Jason has Questions. (And Anxiety.)

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    Percy should've known better than to turn monstrous all those millennia ago, but in his defense, there hadn't been any good brochures about it. After several monotonous millennia of eating demigods, he finally finds himself in the unenviable situation of being headhunted by Kronos, the most evil and persistent recruiter across all realms, for his army of darkness and doom.

    With no other options, Percy forges a truce with Poseidon and winds up at Camp Half-Blood. He can't eat anything other than the pesky monsters that weirdly keep invading the camp's borders, there's way too many delectable demigod temptations running around, and the head counselor of the Hermes cabin really has it out for him, but it's nothing Percy can't solve through good 'ol fashioned fisticuffs.

    But hey, what's this about a missing Master Bolt?

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    Dramatic Irony: a literary device by which the audience's or reader's understanding of events or individuals in a work surpasses that of its characters.

    Other types of literary irony include Socratic Irony, which has the character playing dumb. The character knows what’s happening but would rather not divulge information to intensify the story and manipulate it.

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    Percy Jackson didn't want to be a half-blood, nor did she, a full-grown PhD student, want to be in her childhood book series. Also, what is with the random anachronism?

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    "Chiron is standing in the middle of the room, arms crossed. If you’ve never been stared down angrily by a Centaur while you’re semi-hard, consider yourself lucky. Nico would not recommend it."

    Will finally figures out what Nico is always mumbling about under his breath in Italian.

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    Food is terrible, decor tasteless, weekend shifts seem to correspond with the onset of natural disasters??? Serving staff is pretty great, though, overall 3.5/5 would probably go again

    p.s. is tipping sand dollars standard now or is the creepy, semi-regular customer just crazy?

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    Percy is cursed, but he is given the chance to use this curse to better the outcome of his past and future. Join Percy and his friends as they relive their past adventures and discover new things about each other. Although, Percy might very much prefer the war against Gaea right about now.

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