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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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When Jason woke up buried under rubble, he already knew it was going to be a bad day. And with the hole in his stomach, bullet wounds in his chest, and concrete slabs pinning his legs down, he bitterly accepted his fate.
He always knew he was on borrowed time and just like last time, he was going to die alone.
There was a time when someone would’ve tried to save him. There was a time when he was loved.
But he burned those bridges a long time ago and now, there was no one around to care that he was taking his last breath.
After all, he used up all of Robin’s magic the first time and there were no more miracles left for him.
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Written for Jason x Happiness Week, Day 6: Family
Moments from the brotherhood of Jason Todd and Damian Al-Ghul Wayne. Except in this universe, Jason's a wereraccoon.
Damian crouched beside the bedframe, staring. The raccoon’s eyes blinked open. Familiar steady teal eyes looked back at him.
“Akhi?” he whispered.
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Thanks, Dad! by Eva_Mw
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Aug 2021
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‘’Hey, Tony! Have you seen my charger?’’ Peter walked into the living room only to freeze on his track the moment he entered.
There stood the rouge avengers, staring at Peter Parker who was eating a cold leftover slice of pizza. The superheroes looked just as puzzled as Peter was feeling.
Or me at three am going, 'you know what's better than one popular trope? Two popular tropes.'
A Peter 'Parker meets the Avengers' and a 'Peter Parker goes on a field trip to SI' fic. -
Jason Todd’s Guide to Looksmaxxing by lessthanhuman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
31 Jul 2026
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“Todd, your unremarkable face is enough to put any person off.”
Jason is oddly silent at that. Damian’s being rude to him which the brat usually is , but this time he does have a point. Jason really does have an off putting face. He looks around the batcave and sees that no one cared enough to disagree.
Jeez, way to make a guy feel like shit.
“Oh shove off, demon brat.”
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Jason Todd develops an eating disorder, goes viral on the internet & has a very bad time.