the damn good kush
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confessions should be better planned by justhockey for firebirdsuite
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
04 Jul 2024
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"I’m not good enough for you, either,” Eddie whispers. “But I love you anyway.”
Everything suddenly goes still. It’s like the blood in his veins, the air in the room, the entire goddamn city, freezes in place for the length of a heartbeat.
And then it all comes rushing back at full speed, stealing the breath from his lungs and any thoughts from his head that aren’t EddieEddieEddie; his name a litany, a prayer being tattooed onto Buck’s ribs by the frantic beat of his heart.
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“Say something.” Ilya asks “in Russian. For me.”
Then softly, carefully, he does. “Я всё ещё скучный.“ I’m still boring. He tried to add humour to it. But he doesn’t know if it reached.
Still, Ilya's breath catches.“Oh.” He says like he’s just been handed something precious. “You’re perfect.”
Or, Shane had been learning Russian the whole time.
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- Part 1 of My Shane Speaks Russian Saga
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15 Feb 2026
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Nice work this fuckin slapped
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“Does Evan know you’re in love with him?” Tommy asks, his tone unreadable.
Eddie laughs, shaking his head in amusement.
“I haven’t told him, no,” Eddie admits. “He seems happy at the moment.”
“You don’t sound too heartbroken that he’s with me,” Tommy points out.
“Because It won’t last,” Eddie says with a shrug. “Your relationship has an expiration date.”
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(Eddie's in love with Buck. Tommy calls him out. Eddie gets his man.)
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yippee my fav buddie author cooks again
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Love is just too weak of a word by Karaxuno
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Dec 2025
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He’s already an inch from Shane’s face, closer than any two rivals should ever be.
And then finally, finally, he gets his kiss. He’s long and lazy with it too. There’s no rush. Let them film it. Let them air it for anyone to see. They’re Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, the best fucking players in the league.
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AU where instead of Scott winning it’s Ilya, and so instead of kissing Kip on the ice he kisses Shane.
(+ a little bit of the media’s reaction to that)
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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My favourite trope aaa
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“No, Ilya, stay.” The last word came out as a whine.
“Why is he calling you Ilya?” Pike asked.
"Why is he asking you to stay?” Hollander’s mom followed.
Ilya shrugged. “How would I know?”
Hollander lifted his arm out, as if reaching for Ilya. “Because I want him to stay.” It was said in a tone that seemed to say, 'obviously'.
“Shane,” Hollander’s dad started. “Um- what’s going on? I thought we hated Rozanov.” He seemed to realise what he’d said and glanced at Ilya. “Sorry.”
“Is fine.”
"No, I don't hate him. I love him."
Cliff's jaw was firmly hanging open, and he didn't think it was going to move anytime today. He felt as if he'd been punched in the stomach, all the air ripped away from his lungs.
"Am I dreaming?" Cliff muttered to himself.
Pike let out a strained laugh. "I think someone spiked my coffee this morning."
(cliff, ilya, hayden & shane's parents visit shane in hospital after the incident. a very drugged up shane cannot hide his feelings for ilya)
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- Part 3 of ways they didn't find out