griddlehark fics that altered my brain chemistry
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Wicked Hearts by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2025
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It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.
"Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”
A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.
“Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”
Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
“Why don’t you marry Gideon?”- or -
Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?
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Badlands by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Sep 2024
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“This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”
There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.
“Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.
“Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”
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A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.
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semi-charmed kinda life by strangedelight
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 May 2025
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Gideon asked questions. Harrow surprised her with answers. They reached an agreement; they decided to be smart, to be patient. Gideon made a promise, Harrow gave her one in return. Wait and see.
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the year is 1994, and Gideon and Harrow leave their small town for life in the city.OR
team 69 roommates au only this time it's the 90s -
Between the Lines by Rohad
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Oct 2022
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Editing and reading books is what she does for a living. Even when they're the most inane drivel one could put to paper. Even when it's the tawdry and brazen erotica variety. Even when Harrow actually secretly enjoys them.
Even the ones from her most trying client, the somewhat acclaimed erotic book author Gideon Nav.
Which she'd rather die than admit to.
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fancy footwork & a bleeding bloodline by JodsTablet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 May 2025
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus has a plan- an infallible one. The board is set with most pieces falling easily into place: except one. Her dance partner is Gideon Nav.
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Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus have a colorful (read: bloody) history. But what Harrow asks for, Harrow gets, and Gideon’s only choice is to obey.
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An eventful year in the life of two (one new, and one semi-unwilling) professional ballerinas at the First House Ballet.