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How red got his bird on. by Undestined_waterfront_motel_in_utah for sincerely-charlie (burnmewithoutfire55)
Fandoms: Angry Birds - All Media Types, Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei | The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe - Benjamin Alire Sáenz, The Philosophers (2013), The Beatles (Band), Toyota Corolla "Hatsune Miku" Commercials, 絶対敵対メチャキライヤー - 初音ミク & 可不 | Unfriendly Hater - Hatsune Miku & KAFU (Music Video), Nemesis Saga - Jeremy Robinson, Sairaan kaunis maailma | Freakin' Beautiful World (1997), Мила Рудик Цикл - Алека Вольских | Mila Rudik Series - Aleka Volskikh, Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Family Guy (Cartoon), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Battle for London in the Air (Roleplay), Battle For Dream Island: Fresh Batch (Web Series), Battle for the Money Island (Web Series)
31 Aug 2026
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The red bird from angry birds (not to be confused with the one from the movie. This is NOT that specific bird. Spirals into physiological insanity and pleads with philosophers about how to get his bird back on.)
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Once Kaveh got very sick and found a raised lump on his throat. It hurt to touch. For three seconds, or maybe four, Kaveh hoped desperately there were more: little lumps under his skin eating away at his insides until there was nothing left, until his body was subsumed and all that was left was rot. That was how his father’s brother died but Kaveh was so young he couldn’t remember his father’s brother’s face.
That night Kaveh’s mother batted his hand away from his neck and said in a rare moment of frustrating clarity, It’s good if it hurts. That means your body knows something is wrong, so it won’t stay. It’ll be gone soon.
Later, Kaveh slept under his bed and wondered if his mother’s words were true. Was it good to hurt? She didn’t like it when Kaveh cried, and at that age Kaveh cried a lot, even when he wasn’t sick and even when he wasn’t sad, though he’d learned to cry quietly and alone. Maybe that was good too. He was getting rid of it, and it would be gone soon.
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A Treatise on Emotional Repression in Modern Architectural Discourse (or, How to Build Something That Holds) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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“You,” Alhaitham says, so low it barely registers on the frequency spectrum, “talk a lot about structure. But none of it keeps you upright.”
Kaveh swallows.
Hard.
“Excuse me?”
“You build theories. Draft heartbreak. Design metaphors until you drown in them. But you don’t hold anything up.”
“That’s because—because you won’t let me.”
Alhaitham’s eyes narrow. “What is it you’re trying to hold up, Kaveh?”
Kaveh opens his mouth.
Closes it.
Swears. Opens it again.
“I—”
Or, two idiots weaponize interior design as a form of unresolved tension.
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After the “dismantling” of the attempted hive mind in Sumeru, Alhaitham is forgetful and acting oddly, but Kaveh is the only one who notices. Will the situation force them to confront hidden truths?
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The Light of Kshahrewar's Protection Squad by Intensely_Reading
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Nov 2025
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Alhaitham exhales roughly and turns back towards his room. Moments later, he hears six pairs of footsteps following him.
He swings his door open and raises a brow.
Kaveh’s eyes narrow. He peeks inside, taking in the muddy floors, the flowers strewn all over the place, and the leaves scattering the floors. Alhaitham watches Kaveh scan the room before his eyes flit over Alhaitham, and then the Aranara, and then Alhaitham again.
Through it all, the Aranara continue to stare at Alhaitham like he’s the biggest disappointment they’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.
Kaveh’s lips twitch.
“Don’t you dare.”
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sneak us through the rivers by eraiklys for starlitlaney
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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“Hi,” Kaveh says, in a voice that totally says it’s fine if you don’t like me back, I really don’t mind that you rejected my courting attempt, haha, “What’s up?”
“Kaveh,” Alhaitham says, and he sounds wrecked, like something horrible happened in the days Kaveh’s been away, and it makes him move closer to Alhaitham nervously.
“What’s wrong?” he says gently, “Did anyone get—”
He can’t speak anymore, because Alhaitham has him enveloped in the tightest hug ever known to man that Kaveh gasps a little. Alhaitham’s big, warm arms wrap around him, and Kaveh can’t help the way he relaxes into it, rubbing his cheek against Alhaitham’s shoulder in an attempt to soothe him.
“Kaveh,” Alhaitham sighs, “I thought—I thought you were gone.”
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