put your name and blood on everyone and make the evening news
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wrap my arms around you (and snap every bone in your back) by CallicoKitten
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
15 May 2016
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Lex's thought process goes a little like this:
Bruce Wayne is rich. Richer than Lex is, definitely, richer than Lex will ever be, probably. Bruce Wayne is also undeniably handsome and usually, that is not something Lex concerns himself with.
But more than both of those inconsequential factors is this: there is something about Bruce Wayne that does not add up and Lex is infatuated.
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only promise me a battle by CallicoKitten
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DCU
06 Apr 2016
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The whole thing really starts because Bruce is drunk and Lex is precisely the kind of whiney, irritating ego maniac Bruce would normally go to the ends of the earth to avoid, but he's also got a pretty mouth that Bruce has devoted a depressing amount of time imagining other uses for.
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dont you tell me we weren't hypnotised by CallicoKitten
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DCU
17 Apr 2016
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He finds Lex in a cavernous room, his back to Bruce his hands outstretched. He turns slowly, the alien goo sliding off of him in heavy drops, thick and dark like blood. There is a blankness in his eyes, a disorientation before he smiles, faintly, "Ta - da," he says.
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Oh, Lex thinks. Oh. He was broken long before this. Crushed into a fine powder, easily inhaled. That's how he got this far, don't you know? How he got by. Mistaken for sugar from a distance, deadly when ingested. Do not induce vomiting; if unconscious remove the victim to fresh air. Do not allow to come in contact with skin. Avoid prolonged exposure.
If overdose is suspected call 911 immediately.
(It will be too late by then just ask Mercy. Ask Clark Kent.)
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or, the back story no one asked for
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"Time for your medicine, Lex," Dr Crane says.
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or, Lex goes to Arkham
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you gave up being good when you declared a state of war by CallicoKitten
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
18 Feb 2017
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Amanda Waller calls him with the news.
"There's nothing I can do from my end, Bruce," she says. She sounds tired but they all sound tired these days. Metahumans have been springing up left, right and centre and without Superman as an implicit threat, they're getting braver. "I could fit him with a bomb as part of his release agreements but let's face it, he'd have that thing disarmed within an hour of leaving the courthouse."
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all this in between by CallicoKitten
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
09 Jun 2022
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Since Steppenwolf – hell, since Clark - things have felt a little off-kilter. Alfred says it's to be expected, that it might take a little while to process.
Bruce has never been great at processing.
If pressed, he’d say that’s why he’s taken up fucking Lex again. It’s a way of pretending nothing’s changed, that this is still the most dangerous game he’s playing. That if he squeezes his eyes shut tightly enough, fucks Lex hard enough, they can go backwards. Make things simpler again.
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apparently a full on novella about these assholes sort of getting together
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