Kryptonian Biology 101
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Biology One by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
13 Jul 2025
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“There he is,” Bernard said. “You flying in all dramatic just for us?”
“Maybe,” Kon said, rubbing the back of his neck.
“Aw, he’s shy tonight,” Bernard teased, standing up and padding over. “Don’t worry, we’ll ruin that soon enough.”
Tim snorted behind him, and Kon blinked because—okay—maybe he wasn’t the only one who was nervous. There was a charge in the air now. Something unspoken.
They were all aware of what tonight meant.
Bernard got close enough to rest a hand on Kon’s chest, just lightly. Like he was checking to see if Kon was real, or maybe just giving him the chance to pull back if he needed to. He didn’t.
“Seriously,” Bernard said, a little softer now. “We figured we’d talk about what everyone’s comfortable with. What’s on the table. What’s not. And then—” he smiled, eyes flicking between Kon and Tim, “—we get to the fun.”
Kon nodded. His mouth was dry, but not from fear. Just anticipation.
“Cool,” he said. “Let’s talk.”
Or 25k words of Kon freaking out over his biology being different and Bernard and Tim being stupidly chill.
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- Part 1 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Dinner by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: DCU, Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
14 Jul 2025
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But as Kon stepped into the room with Bernard and Tim, something hit him.
A scent.
He froze mid-step.
It was subtle, but to him—to a Kryptonian—it was impossible to ignore. Warm, clean, familiar, but laced with something new.
He turned his head sharply and locked eyes with Clark, whose expression had already shifted from polite interest to horror in real time.
Clark had definitely caught it too.
Kon pointed at him immediately. “Why do I know that? I don’t want to know that. You’re fucking.”
Clark sputtered, red already climbing his neck. “I don’t want to know who you’re fucking either! And—wait, are you—are you bonding with people already?! You’re twenty-two, Kon!”
The room fell completely still.
Tim paused mid-step, brow furrowing. Bernard blinked. The entire Bat-family—Bruce included—turned toward the two Kryptonians now locked in what appeared to be a very personal, very confusing face-off.
“What the hell is happening?” Jason asked.
Or the dinner promised from the previous fic
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- Part 2 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Birth Control by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Jul 2025
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"Okay," Tim said, typing something as he talked. “So, Kryptonian-compatible birth control. We’ll need to start by understanding how your body works baseline before we can figure out how to modulate it.”
Kon sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “You’re gonna ask me weird personal stuff, aren’t you?”
“I’m a scientist,” Tim replied. “And your boyfriend. I can ask both weird and personal questions with no shame.”
Kon rolled his eyes, but smiled. “Alright, hit me.”
Or, the making of Kryptonian birth control
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- Part 3 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Controlled Breeding by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Jul 2025
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- Part 4 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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Periot by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Jul 2025
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Part of him was tempted to just stay there, sulking. But the cramps were getting worse, and the way he was curled into himself on the couch wasn’t cutting it. He needed comfort. Familiar smells. Warmth. Safety.
Which meant—
Tim and Bernard’s place.
Kon grumbled under his breath as he forced himself to move. He kicked off his sleep shorts and pulled on a pair of fuzzy pants instead—the ones that felt like clouds against his skin. Then he tugged a soft, worn shirt over his head and, as an afterthought, shrugged into one of his many flannels.
The movement made another sharp cramp stab through his side. He had to crouch low, curling one arm protectively around his stomach, breathing through it until it eased.
God, this sucked.
Or, Kon's on his period and goes to Tim and Bernard for comfort.
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- Part 5 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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I'm Managing It by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
18 Jul 2025
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Kon landed lightly outside his apartment, heart pounding so loud it almost drowned out the hum of the city behind him. The second he was inside, he locked the door, kicked off his shoes without thinking, and bee-lined to the bathroom.
The pregnancy test burned in the inside pocket of his jacket the whole way.
He yanked it out, ripped the wrapper open with shaking fingers, and—ignoring the thousand instincts screaming at him to wait—followed the directions mechanically, hands trembling so bad he almost dropped it.
Then he set it down on the counter.
And waited.
He paced.
Back and forth, back and forth across the bathroom tiles, arms folded tight across his chest. He could hear the second hand on his cheap wall clock ticking—too loud, like it was hammering into his skull.
He was Kryptonian. Or part Kryptonian. He wasn’t even sure if human-designed tests would work.
But Tim had helped them factor in enough hybrid biology when they worked on the meds—maybe it would.
When he finally forced himself to look down at the tiny plastic stick, the world tilted sideways.
Two sharp pink lines.
Positive.
Series
- Part 6 of Kryptonian Biology 101
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That's A Problem by That_One_Computer_Geek (T1CG)
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Jul 2025
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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck—
He was alone.
Everyone who might actually know how to help him was either fighting or across the damn planet.
Panic clawed at his throat, but he forced it down, breathing through it.
Random, scattered knowledge raced through his brain—some buried instinct drilled into him at CADMUS, of all places. Emergency field births. Risk assessments. Critical steps.
He clung to it like a lifeline.
Kon grabbed his phone and his spare comm, stuffing them into the hoodie pocket just in case he needed help later.
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- Part 7 of Kryptonian Biology 101