My Circus, My Monkeys
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The Gold Standard by Jackedrabbit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Nightwing (Comics)
22 Jan 2026
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A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.
Oh shit.
“Wing, what does that wrapper say?”
“Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.
“Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.
“Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
____________________________________In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.
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- Part 1 of My Circus, My Monkeys
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101 Reasons to Microchip your Kid by Jackedrabbit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
23 Jul 2025
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Dick tenses, preparing to lunge if the cat decides to attempt an escape. “Help me catch him.”
“What’s in it for me?” Hood drawls, pretending to examine his nails. “Also, why?”
“I’ll buy you dinner later. It’s Tim.”
“You named the cat Tim? Stupid name, but it’s your cat I guess.”
Dick follows his previous advice, taking a deep breath. “No, the cat is literally Tim.”
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A magician comes to Gotham. No one has a good time.Series
- Part 2 of My Circus, My Monkeys
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Could I get fries with that? by Jackedrabbit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series
07 Jun 2025
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Bat Burger™ and its subsidiary company SuperFoods LLC are not responsible for any injuries or dismemberments resulting in death suffered on company property. If in the event of death on company property, employees shall properly dispose of any biological material in accordance to Bat Burger™ company guidelines and policy.
Before touching any biological material - to include solids, fluids, gasses, and miscellaneous alien or metahuman matter - employees are expected to properly sanitize their hands in a designated hand washing station. For proper handwashing technique see Sanitation Guidelines.
___You never really know what goes on in a restaurant's kitchen. Especially in Gotham.
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- Part 3 of My Circus, My Monkeys
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“Don’t go through my shit. What do you want from me?” Jason interrupts, securing the last lock on his apartment door.
Now that makes Stephanie think. What does she want? Not couchrotting alone in her cold, dark apartment is a start, so she’s already halfway there. Nice.
“Yeah, man, I’m not gonna lie, I’m just bored. Wanna watch a movie or something?”
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Stephanie Brown is a vigilante, a gossip, a snoop, and a damn good friend. But when a blizzard knocks out her apartment's WiFi, she tacks on another label to that list: an uninvited houseguest. And uninvited guests are often most welcome when they leave.Series
- Part 4 of My Circus, My Monkeys