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You're Planning Your Future, Veronica Sawyer by ItsNogz
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
13 Aug 2025
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"Veronica had the kind of soul you could only have before; before the world fucked you up. Before you caught up to society, or society caught up to you. The purity of Veronica’s soul was just about the only thing he found predictable about her.
She kept surprising him, Veronica. She started that night she’d climbed through his window, and she never stopped. She was almost a mystery. A mystery who twisted her ankle three times a day, but a mystery nonetheless. That was the main reason he’d found her so fascinating.
Well, that, and that intoxicating shine in her eyes he seemed unable to stop looking at."Veronica and some none psychotic version of JD have a talk about the future, and JD reflects on his own feelings about her.
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The title is that one lyric from "Freeze Your Brain" that I weirdly like because the rhyming of Sawyer and Lawyer scratches my brain in a way I cannot explain.
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It's A Revenge Party, A Party That Ends With Entrails All Over The Lawn by ItsNogz
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
01 Nov 2025
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"“Shut up.” Was the first thing Veronica said when she answered the phone. “Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up-“
“Nikki.” JD cut her off, making sure to keep his smirk at bay so she couldn’t hear it in his voice.
“Yeah?” she answered, albeit suspicious.
Now JD felt free to smirk. “Told you so.”
Veronica let out a groan so loud he was ninety percent sure he could hear it all the way from his own house if he tried hard enough."Veronica Sawyer is a smart person. But her ex-friend, Heather Chandler, has a way of getting on her last nerve. And if Heather messes with Veronica's books; she's got it coming, right? At least Veronica thinks so. But let's just say her plans for revenge are... debatable. And scented with designer perfume.
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Title from the song Revenge Party from Mean Girls, because... I honestly don't know. I was looking up musical theater revenge lyrics (that weren't completely murderous) and I love Revenge Party so much, and also Barrett plays both Veronica and Janis and Janis is the one singing this lyric, and... I guess Heather Chandler has a lawn?
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I Can't See The Forest Edge, For All The Goddamn Trees! by ItsNogz
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
17 Jan 2026
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Veronica lacks two very important things: athletic skills, and the ability to say no to her boyfriend. So, she finds herself on a hiking date with JD, in which she loses steam, JD himself, and every bit of sanity in her body.
She hates nature.
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Or: I watched Barrett Wilbert Weed performing Lost and became obsessed and saw a very well-timed YouTube comment about this song totally being Veronica if JD didn't die, and here we are.
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And I Hate The Way I'm Perceived by ItsNogz
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
07 Feb 2026
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“Well,” Duke starts, staring down at her empty tray, “can you do it?”
“Do what?”
“Name five songs?”
Veronica scoffs, offended. “Of course I can,” she states. She’s far from lying. “I love Radiohead.”
“Then did you do it?” McNamara asks. Veronica shakes her head like it’s obvious, and Mac frowns.
“Why?”
“Principle.”
Veronica knows her music taste isn't bad; that it isn't something to be ashamed of. So why does is bother her when some people, especially her boyfriend, tell her that it is?
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The title is technically from Brutal by Olivia Rodrigo. I know that doesn't look very obvious but I really wanted an Olivia lyric, so.... yeah.
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