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• Some assistance. by orphan_account

  Fandoms: 5 Secondly Object Show (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  25 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Banana/The Money Man (5 Secondly Object Show)
  • Banana (5 Secondly Object Show)
  • The Money Man (5 Secondly Object Show)
  • Enemies to Friends
  • Yaoi
  • Gay
  • Servants
  • Cleaning
  • House Cleaning
  • Headcanon
  • Money man HATES banana
  • Banana doesn't care of money man but he needs the money anyways
  • THIS IS BEFORE BEAN SHOW BTWWWW
  • Work might be abandoned
  • Moneyman and his unamed servants
  • Moneyman tsundere omggg
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • This is before they were married
  • Love story!
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • I'll make them dating next
  • Sorry if its so short
  • I Got Lazy
  • Author's Favorite
  • Fluff and angst will be added in sooner chapters
  • In this their basically young adults
  • their not in their 40s!
  • WE NEED MORE RICH MAN YAOI!
  • Banana x Money man
  • I havent seen many bananaman fanfics so I made my own
  • Objects Are Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Mostly gags
  • Strawberries
  • Inanimate Objects
  • Object Shows - Freeform
  • Bean show
  • 5SOS - Freeform
  • Men Crying
  • TECHNICALLY men crying
  • Its a gag though
  • Money man is dramatic
  • Banana trying to calm him down
  • Some mischaracterazation
  • Some Humor
  • Some Plot
  • Golf
  • Eating
  • Chocolate Strawberries
  • Kinda a mental breakdown
  • kinda angst
  • ITS SUPOOSE TO BE A JOKE THOUGH
  • Money man will soon tell banana his trauma idk
  • When hes drunk in a later chapter
  • They fly a helicopter
  • Helicopters

  Summary

  Money man had recently a surprised guest. His servants had hired him an assistant out of the blew! Now, he must get rid of this Banana assistant with his evil plans of course.

  Series

  • Part 1 of My favourites!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,732

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  31

  Hits:

  270

• Testube kidnaps Fan and turns him into a puppy boy! by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Fan/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fan & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Porn
  • Smut
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Tentacle Sex
  • Tentacle Dick
  • Lab Sex
  • Consensual Non-Consent
  • Dubious Consent
  • Drug Use
  • Kidnapping
  • Watersports
  • Omorashi
  • Bladder Control
  • Girl Penis
  • Puppy Play
  • Pet Names
  • Pet Play
  • Mommy Kink
  • Orgasm Edging
  • Oral Sex
  • Top testube for life
  • I love when Fan is submissive
  • Little puppy/piss boy Fan
  • bottom fan
  • FANTUBE ARE T4T

  Summary

  A certain experiment Testube had made just for Fan. What's better then a good time like drugging your boyfriend into a lab.

  Series

  • Part 2 of My favourites!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,754

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  32

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,431

• Im back again by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Baseball/Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Baseball & Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Baseball (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Hate Sex
  • Smut
  • Grinding
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Orgasm Edging
  • Begging
  • Biting
  • Biting Kink
  • Praise Kink
  • Praise
  • Consensual Non-Consent
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Dom/sub
  • Punishment
  • Dubious Consent
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Author's Favorite
  • Kissing
  • Angry Sex
  • Angry Kissing
  • Making Out
  • Tentacle Dick
  • Fight Sex
  • Aftercare
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Gay Sex
  • Everyone is Gay
  • Swearing
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Porn
  • Established Relationship
  • Dating
  • Nickel Being An Asshole (Inanimate Insanity)
  • GET REVENGE!!!
  • Angry evil Baseball
  • Okay dont worry hes nice in the end
  • Dont ask me on how they use their arms cuh

  Summary

  Baseball had already a really rough day. And Nickel being a total asshole is making it worse. Maybe he should teach him a lesson.

  Series

  • Part 1 of BICKEL CHRONICLES!!!
  • Part 3 of My favourites!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,533

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  28

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  682

• I can help, you know that. by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • MePad/Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • MePad & Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • MePad (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Toilet (Inanimate Insanity)
  • MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fluff
  • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
  • Sickfic
  • Sick Character
  • Forests
  • Fluff Without Plot
  • Vomiting
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Objects Are Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Object Show Characters Are Ambiguously Objects or Human
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
  • Comfort
  • Light Angst
  • Puppy Love
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Food Poisoning
  • Author's Favorite
  • Toilet and mephone are mentioned btw
  • Mepad - Freeform
  • taco
  • toilet and mic are in a poly ig
  • And mephone too is also in the poly
  • THEIR SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!
  • Mepad is like a gentleman but also wants taco's attention
  • Taco is evil
  • And shes sick too
  • TACOPAD FOR LIFE!!
  • OH THERES VOMMITING IN HERE BTW!!!
  • Taco vomits some bad berries but mepad is there to take care yay
  • Slight crying and mental breakdown
  • Author's OTP ship
  • No Smut

  Summary

  Taco has been feeling rather ill today. Its no problem! She'll take care of it all by herself! But after a few bumps in the road, thankfully Mepad is there to help.

  Series

  • Part 4 of My favourites!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,621

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  40

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  389