Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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(Plain text: Last Date of Eighth Grade)
JADE: (looks down, her voice small) If that went well… if Vriska actually liked me instead of just being a jerk because she hates me… what about our faith? What if… what if we’ll go to hell?
DAVE: (deadpan) I’d say sitting next to Vriska for the entirety of a semester is already like being tortured in hell.
JADE: (mock scandalized) Dave!Series
- Part 1 of Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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Cruisin' for a Bruisin' by nachrichtenDance (TopfSecret) for DaveKatAteMySoul (mrs_sakuma)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Sep 2025
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Drone Season 2025 entry for DaveKatAteMySoul. Alternate title: Bruise Cruise: The Musical. Betaed by SpringForIt.
Cruisin' for a Bruisin' is a story where Cronus acts all casanova-like, but his peak's only first base. And Kankri, a snack who actually has been a freak, will give him his very first taste. She'll schoolfeed him the joys and pains of concupiscence - not just hands-on, not just bulge-and-nook-on, but also songs-on! With solos, duets, and more, this sex-scapade will take you to a stage never seen before!
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- Part 2 of Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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Thanzag Week 2025: Adorabloodthirsty by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret), nachrichtenDance (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Homestuck
13 Jun 2025
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Cele6rat1ng Than2ag Week 2025 with doodles of these two dorks! (Plain text: Celebrating Thanzag Week 2025 with doodles of these two dorks!)
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Day 3: What if the Underworld knew Homestuck?
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- Part 3 of Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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Afterwork Afterglow by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret) for tired_pigeon
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
25 Jan 2026
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Achilles, Megaera, and Zagreus take care of each other's hair after a day's work.
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A gift for tired_pigeon for The Lounge's 2025 Holiday Gift Exchange. Also posted on Tumblr!
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- Part 4 of Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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In which the Haruspex finds [questions][answers][obfuscation][expectation] from the other side.
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A digital art piece set in our 22nd century Thanatica AU, imperare sibi maximum imperium est.
(Day 1 of Pathologic Fest 2024 - From the Other Side)
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- Part 1 of Pathologic Fest 2024
- Part 2 of ISMIE
- Part 5 of Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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illogical-conclusion replied:
Do you forget that CrystalClaraity is literally scamming people by selling them rocks that “”””heal the plague””””??? She forfeited the right to not be insulted by making people disregard safety protocols just to watch her “”””perform miracles”””” holy shit!!!-----
A short fic set in our 22nd century Thanatica AU, imperare sibi maximum imperium est.
(Day 17 of Pathologic Fest 2024 - Notoriety)
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- Part 4 of ISMIE
- Part 3 of Pathologic Fest 2024
- Part 6 of Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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Daniil Dankovsky never has the luxury of a private transition. Not before, not now, and not after.
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A digital art piece set in our 22nd century Thanatica AU, imperare sibi maximum imperium est.
(Days 21-22 of Pathologic Fest 2024 - Before and After)
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- Part 3 of ISMIE
- Part 2 of Pathologic Fest 2024
- Part 7 of Topf Secret Exchanges and Prompts
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