Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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You Know I Love A London Girl by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Colt here is part of our stunt crew,” he explained, jabbing a thumb in his direction. “One of the best I’ve seen in all my years,” he added, jabbing Colt in the stomach with his elbow as Jody nodded.
“Stunts, huh?” She mused, looking him up and down as Colt felt heat rush to his face. Jody chewed on the inside of her cheek, cocking her head to the side as she studied him closely. “Are you-” she lowered her voice to barely above a whisper. “Are you Ryder’s stunt double?”
“I am actually," he admitted. “How’d you-”
“I knew he didn’t do his own stunts!” She whispered excitedly with a grin that made Colt feel weak in the knees. “He’s such a bloody prick, I mean, there’s no way someone who’s that much of a prat actually has the balls to do his own stunts.”
He’s so fucked.
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After a string of terrible breakups, Colt Seavers is taking a break from dating in order to focus on his career and his relationship with his twin brother, Ryland. However, the heart works in mysterious ways, and you can't always control who you fall for and how hard you fall, and after all, Colt Seavers is The Fall Guy.
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- Part 1 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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Downfall by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
18 May 2026
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“If he wakes up paralyzed-”
“He’s going to be fine,” Ryland muttered, running his hands through his hair anxiously. “He’ll wake up and be-”
“You don’t know that!” Jody argued.
“He’s going to be fine!”
“And what if he wakes up paralyzed, Ryland. You’re his brother,” she pleaded. “You know that will ki-” she caught herself, the words lodged in her throat. “You know it will break him.”
Ryland turned away from her, hands tucked into his pocket. He let out a shaky exhale. “I don’t care."
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When Colt Seavers is rushed to the hospital after free-falling twelve stories, his emergency contact and twin brother, Ryland Grace, rushes to his side. There, he and Colt's girlfriend Jody are met with the realization that the invincible stuntman, Colt Seavers, may not survive the emergency spinal surgery, and they need to make a decision:
How long are they going to let Colt keep suffering?
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- Part 2 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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No One Left To Mourn You by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
17 May 2026
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“You have no one left to mourn you.”
“Yes! Yes, I do! I have a lot of people who will mourn me! My brother-”
“Dr. Grace,” Stratt interrupted. “Perhaps you don’t understand. You do not have a twin brother.”
Ryland laughed deliriously. “Yes, I do. His name is Colt Seavers, and he’s-”
“Colt Seavers is dead.”
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An explosion occurs near the opera house in Sydney Harbor, believed to be caused by a boat colliding with oil tankers, and the only thing recovered is an old Miami Vice Stunt Team jacket, leaving Ryland Grace without a twin and no one to protest Stratt sending him to space against his will.
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- Part 3 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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382 Missed Calls, 127 Voicemails by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
21 May 2026
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He’d snuck back into the MetalStorm set, not quite sure how he’d made it back there, considering how he was clinging to consciousness like a koala on a tree. He slowly crept into the Stunt Crew’s trailer, snatching his phone back and powering it back on, only to be faced with a number that Colt had to believe was a glitch.
382 missed calls from Ryland Grace.
127 voicemails from Ryland Grace.
Colt blinked. Damn, Ry. I leave for three hours.
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Colt Seavers is being framed for murder, but when he gets back to his phone, he sees that he has 382 missed calls from his brother Ryland, and 127 voicemails, each one more panicked than the last. His quest to clear his name by forcing Tom Ryder into a confession is overshadowed by the overwhelming anxiety of what had his twin brother so scared, and why Ryland isn't answering the phone just days before the Hail Mary launches.
Colt's Perspective of No One Left To Mourn You
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- Part 4 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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I Keep Showing You Doors (But You Won't Open Them Up) by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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“Ryland,” he begged as Ryland took a step away from him. Colt sat up, drawing his knees close to his chest and resting his head on top of them. “I got off the plane,” he recounted. “Jody, Dan, and I went to get coffee and- and I looked up at the TV and they-” he looked up, barely able to make out Ryland’s silhouette in the mess of tears welling up in his eyes- “they said you died, Ryland.”
He nodded. “I did.”
“Why’d you have to die?”
“I don’t know.”
No one prepares you to lose your twin brother. No one prepares you to lose all you had left. But can you trust people who aren't obligated by blood to be there for you? Can you even trust the ones that are?
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- Part 5 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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Grace(?) Have Mate, Statement by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
19 May 2026
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“Grace have mate, question?”
“I- I did. For a bit,” he sighed, biting the inside of his cheek. “But it, uh, it didn’t work out. She thought I had my head in the clouds.” He pulled his knees to his chest. “Guess she was right. She’s with Mark now.”
“Rocky hate Mark.”
“Yeah, screw Mark. He sounds like a jackass.”
Ryland flinched, looking around the Hail Mary on instinct before he remembered that he was alone, he was twelve light-years away from the next closest human. He sighed, squeezing his eyes shut. But then again, why did that voice sound so clear?
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Rocky and Grace talk about mates, and when Rocky announces that he hates Mark, Grace suddenly remembers two other people who also really hate Mark. A camera woman named Jody, and her mysterious stuntman boyfriend with a Miami Vice Stunt Team jacket that shares Ryland's face. But annoyingly, he can't seem to remember the stuntman's name, and why he cared so much about him and his leather jacket.
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- Part 6 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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Just Let Me Do This For You by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 May 2026
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“Oh my God,” Ryland whispered.
He stumbled backwards, collapsing onto the floor of the lab with a resounding thud as Rocky screeched, scrambling over to him. Ryland brought his knees to his chest, burying his face in his hands.
“Why Grace fall, question? Grace okay? Grace say Grace okay!”
“I’m- I’m okay, Rocky, I just-” he whispered, feeling a sense of guilt pool in his stomach as something else made the hairs on his arms stand on end. “I- I have a brother. Colt is my brother. How could I-” he felt a tear trickle down the side of his face- “How could I forget my twin brother?”
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During an argument about who is going to risk themselves to retrieve the predator collector, Grace finds that he's had an argument with someone this stubborn before, and it's only a matter of time before that name slips out, bringing back the flood of memories that come with it.
Inspired by a reel by sparrow_2099 on Instagram!
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- Part 7 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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Every Photograph Has A Space Left For You by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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When Colt Seavers looked over his shoulder, he felt the wound open again.
He blinked a few times, inhaling shakily as he looked back in front of him. His suit suddenly felt wrong, his tie was too tight around his neck, his shoes were too small, and everything felt wrong.
Because Ryland wasn’t there. Ryland was supposed to be there.
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A glimpse into Colt's life, and how one carries the grief of losing a sibling. Trying to celebrate all of life's big moments while knowing your other half is no longer there to celebrate them with you. You start to unconsciously leave a space for them in your life.
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- Part 8 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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The Ones Left Behind To Mourn by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 May 2026
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“So, you knew my brother?”
Stratt nodded curtly. “Yes, Dr. Ryland Grace. I was one of his superiors during his time working on Project: Hail Mary.” Eva swallowed, “I’m…sorry for your loss. Your brother is remembered as a hero.”
"Yeah. I guess I never thought he’d,” Colt swallowed, “I never thought something bad would happen to him. He went to college. He got a doctorate. Save for a very brief party phase during his undergrad, Ryland was the safe one. I, on the other hand, jumped off buildings and got set on fire for a living.”
Stratt pondered this information. “I was under the impression that you were dead. There was a news report circulating. Dr. Grace was,” she paused, choosing her next words carefully, “distraught.”
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Stratt is forced to face the consequences of her actions in the form of the family that was left behind to mourn Dr. Ryland Grace after she sent him to space against his will: a twin brother, whom she believed to be dead, and his daughter.
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- Part 9 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology