Meet the Hollanders! Yuna, David, Shane, and... Svetlana Vetrova?
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Sedatives, Zip Ties, and Ropes: A Russian Guide to Healthy Communication by writersagainstnamingcharacters
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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From A Complete, But Not Exhaustive List of Things Svetlana Vetrova Knows:
9) Ilya fucked it up with ‘Jane’ and was now sulking instead of fixing it (conclusion drawn from bullet points 1-8)
10) Svetlana is going to fix this
Honestly, it wasn’t a hard conclusion to come to.
This is her friend and she wants him to be happy. So, if her Ilyushka is going to be too stupid to text Shane Hollander himself, well, Svetlana has ways to make things happen.
She knows how to deal with emotionally constipated Russians.
Even ones as emotionally constipated as Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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Svetlana knows who Jane is and she WILL be making the boys have a conversation and work through their relationship issues. This is not up for question.Series
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Just… Be a Man?: A Canadian Guide to Wingmaning for a Bisexual Woman by writersagainstnamingcharacters
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Aug 2026
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Besides, I’m at a booth with Rose Landry right now and we both know she’s not my type.
😉WHAT?
SHANE?
THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!
Did I flirt wrong?
Sorry, I know I usually don't but I wanted to try.No not that
You flirted okay I am very hard right now 🥵
Disaster is different
Okay…?
You are with Rose Landry Are you sure?
Yes. Very sure.
She introduced herself as Rose and everything.FUCK!
Will you tell me what’s going on or do I have to guess?
Sveta has MASSIVE crush on Rose Landry I promised if I ever met her I would
Fuck what is word?
Help to make Rose Landry want to fuck her?You mean wingman?
YES!
THAT IS IT!
Okay, what does this have to do with me?
Shane
Hollander
Sveta has met Rose Landry and I am not there
I made promise to wingman You must wingman for me
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Ilya needs a favor NOW, and what the hell? Shane could use another friend.Series
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Let 👏 People 👏 Take 👏 Care 👏 of 👏 You 👏: A Russian Guide to Letting Yourself Be Loved by writersagainstnamingcharacters
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Aug 2026
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10) Ilya must be the most perfect, supportive boyfriend ever (all he needs to do is focus entirely on Shane and never worry him)
11) Then Shane will never leave him.
Honestly, it wasn’t a hard conclusion to come to.
Ilya can do this. He can be perfect. He will be. For Shane. He will make sure that no one needs to take care of him, that he is never a burden. Then Shane will have no cause to leave him and his mess behind. It’s a full proof plan.
He doesn’t need anyone to take care of him.
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Ilya absolutely needs people to take care of him. Duh, of course he does. Welcome to a fic of people showing up for Ilya when he needs them. Because, while Ilya won't believe it, they DO love him and are going nowhere.Series