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The Galactic Adventures of Major Zeph by winterover for kinderjedi
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Jan 2017
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Jim is a comic book nerd who’s finally found his one true sidekick. Leonard is a convention virgin who really needs a drink. There is only one bed left in San Diego.
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Five times Balloon John couldn't be what Sherlock needed... and once he was by TheWhiteLily
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
02 Jan 2017
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Balloon John tries his best, even though he's just not up to scratch--but sometimes Balloon John is just what's needed.
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- Part 1 of Season Four Premiere Flashfic
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How did Mycroft sound like Wikipedia? The explanation is elementary.
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Somehow, the merging of the dimensions in Brothers of War caused a Continuum Shift, sending Verdana to the Academia from GX.
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- English
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A year-long lease, thin walls, and a pretty next-door neighbor with a penchant for singing outdated songs. Sesshoumaru could do worse.
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- Part 1 of One on One
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Any clan allied with the Uchiha could tell you they had interesting standards in husbands and wives. Senju Tobirama really should have paid attention to this fact.
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True Love Knows No Bounds by WitswItloof
Fandoms: Tumblr Prompt (That Isn't Actually A Prompt)
31 Dec 2016
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taraebooks:
| fleecefoxes:
| | what if you met a boy and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had
| | spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do
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Chloe & Marinette Vs. The Fuckboys by the_dot for breeeliss, Magical_Awesome_Kid
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
31 Dec 2016
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When Chloe had stopped her rather-too-close-to-be-quite-straight study of Marinette, the two girls had started listening to Damian&Co. They had then looked at each other and, for a split second, been able to communicate in a way that transcended mere words.
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- Part 1 of chloe & marinette take on the world
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Snapchats from Coruscant [PODFIC] by bessyboo, blackglass, cantarina, elaineofshalott, elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), knight_tracer, Opalsong, reena_jenkins, shihadchick for exmanhater
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
31 Dec 2016
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Snapchat stories of various notable people on Coruscant (mostly Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Senator Amidala and Ahsoka Tano), transcripted for ease of convenience for the visually impaired, hard of hearing, or those who just want to relive some of the iconic videos that got us through the Clone Wars.
Now translated back into audio format! (Video unavailable.)
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Jeon Jungkook.
It couldn't have been anyone else. Yoongi just knew it. He'd been fucked from the start. The moment that kid walked through the door was the moment fate kicked him in the ass.
a.k.a Min Yoongi is coughing up tiny purple men with tiny purple dicks and he just doesn't know anymore.
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My Heart Belongs to Another by Veldeia for Cap Iron Man Community
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Once Upon a Time (TV)
31 Dec 2016
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Long ago, young, drunk and desperate, Tony made a deal with a fairy tale creature: his heart for someone else's life. When said creature shows up to collect his prize years later, things turn out more complicated than either of them expects, and unless Tony's true love can find the arc reactor that's now his heart, he won't have long to live.
Crossover with Once Upon a Time, but can be read without any knowledge of the show.
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S For Stark, Not Santa by agentsimmons
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
31 Dec 2016
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It's one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations or insinuate that Tony Stark is Santa Claus.
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Seokjin knows he's handsome. And not the 'I sometimes look good' handsome either, it's the 'Everybody loves me' handsome.
I mean, you can't really blame the damn guy for being a narcissist either..
Errybody wants the Seokjin booty.
(Made at 3am, body filled with 90% coffee, I failed effing science)
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One Hundred and Seventeen Pounds of Kickass Skin and Bones by AnonEhouse
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
31 Dec 2016
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Stiles becomes female and rolls with it. No angst, no tears, no trauma. Stiles loves being a girl.
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One day, Leo and Jimin bump into each other. Soon Leo discovers a startling secret about Jimin.
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Alas, Poor Yorick by orphan_account
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Dec 2016
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“Alas, poor Yorick,” The pale man spoke at last, his voice quiet and tinged with sorrow. The man lowered the skull slightly, his eyes bright with the welling of tears. “I knew him, Horatio.”
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Sherlock wants to be an actor, resulting in this crackish drabble.Series
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Don't Talk to Strangers by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Superman - All Media Types, Winter Soldier (Comics)
30 Dec 2016
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"Open your front door," a semi-familiar voice grunted. "Now."
Bruce narrowed his eyes and turned towards his desktop computer. He flicked the cameras on, unsettled. He was groaning before he could help himself. "Go the fuck away, Rogers."
"We need your help!" the Captain grunted. Bruce saw him shift the other man in his arms and-oh no. That wasn't who he thought it was. "Tony's after us, and Bucky is injured and-"
"Try the hospital. Rumor has it, they're really great at fixing that sort of thing." Bruce replied, flippant. "And if Tony's mad at you, I say good riddance."
"Bruce, I swear to God-"
"Have you tried Viagra yet? Because-"
Roger's face went red. "Wayne, you open this fucking door or I will-"
Bruce gasped dramatically. "Did Captain America just swear?"
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here, Bruce, I swear to God-"
Bucky and Steve manage to escape Zemo’s compound, and seek refuge with an unlikely ally. Bruce Wayne is just tired of everyone’s shit.Stony, post-Civil War, with some Batman for flavor.
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- Part 4 of Batman/Avengers Crossover 'verse
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Harry Potter wants a certain blond co-worker, but Malfoy has no idea Harry's interested in him. Harry is desperate and will do anything to get Malfoy's attention. Tired of acting as Harry's stand-in therapist, Hermione gives Harry a journal for his birthday, in order to help him work out his feelings. What follows is a series of Harry’s ramblings and scribbles about his feelings and various failed attempts at courting one Draco Malfoy. Crackfic ahead. Be warned.
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Demigods in S P A C E ! ! ! by BlueGirl22
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
29 Dec 2016
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Based on this post by writing-prompt-s on tumblr
"You are the first human to step foot on Mars, and after days of exploring the Red Planet your team finds a torn flag in the sand…of the Roman Empire”
Some demigods are on Mars because r e a s o n s
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A tear in the fabric of space and time by monoocularcat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, Iron Man - All Media Types, Doctor Strange - All Media Types, Marvel
29 Dec 2016
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“I'm not stroking your ego,” Tony chortled, poking Stephen playfully in the side and then dusting over the dip of his waist.
Stephen shivered and then stilled Tony’s hand with his own. “Why not?” he asked, his voice a rumbling baritone. “I'll stroke yours if you stroke mine.”
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- Part 2 of The fabric of time and space