19 Works in Cumbersmaug
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Into the mist by LunaZee
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Jun 2025
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my brain Rott of lotr ideas mostly threnody and smaug but some fun ones too ;)
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- Part 1 of LOTR/Hobbit
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Henry has had a long day without his gorgeous creation....his Vecna
But once he starts thinking
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“应该让你最爱的哥谭市民看看你现在这副模样。”
•新蝙蝠侠里帕蝙晕倒后进了警局的延伸文学
•皆为路人攻，很脏，题目其实是个动词
•高壮男，眼镜猥琐男，胡子肌肉男，光头男，红发男和帕蝙的6p文学，请代入罗伯特·帕丁森的帅脸，再强调一遍：非常抹布，能用的地方都用上了！非战斗人员勿入！！！！！ -
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Michael has had trouble falling asleep and waking up for the longest time. His alarm wakes you up this morning and you decide to try waking him up a different way that usual.
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Ed sheeran x reader (THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR) by honsukifan (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Ed Sheeran (Musician)
30 Jun 2021
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Basically You and Ed Sheeran have sex in a portapotty But there is a HUGE dramatic plot twist! Read now! Extreme smut, Hot, Alot of detail.
set: ed sheeran is next to you in the football game of the 29th of june 2021, England vs Germany. after getting horny, he pulls you aside and makes you cum multiple times.
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To Devour the Sun by TrashyBaby
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jun 2021
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“Long will you desire to reclaim the treasure I have taken from you,” Smaug hissed, his words echoing in Thorin’s head, “And long will you imagine that one day you might return and defeat me. But this you will lose forever and so shall I gain it forever. And sweeter the victory will be, knowing you cried in ecstasy as I took it.”
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When the dragon Smaug begins his siege upon the dwarf kingdom of Erebor, the young prince, Thorin Oakenshield, finds himself face to face with the usurper in strange and fell humanoid forms. And when the great serpent reveals a hypnotic ability to penetrate and control the psyche of his victims, things take an even more sinister turn... -
FreeBatch Songfics by LadyAsphodel93
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV), The Fifth Estate (2013), The World's End (2013), Star Trek, Star Trek: Into Darkness - Fandom, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Wild Target (2010), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - All Media Types, Hawking (2004), The Office (UK), Cabin Pressure, Nativity! (2009), Jungle Book: Origins (2018), Pride (2004), Neverwhere - All Media Types, Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman, The Voorman Problem (2011), Zoolander (Movies), Zoolander 2, Boy Meets Girl (TV 2009), The Imitation Game (2014), The Eichmann Show (2015), Richard III - Shakespeare, The Hollow Crown: The Wars of the Roses (2016), Heartbeat (UK TV), Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)
04 Jul 2017
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A collection of songfics written by yours truly of one shot chapters of FreeBatch Ships.
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The Whole Situation Ended Awkwardly by ObessedWithAdamWadeGontier
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Benedict Cumberbatch - Fandom
10 Mar 2015
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Jasper stayed home Thursday, playing sick as instructed by Smaug. However, Smaug remembered the promise she made him for more reading material when the rain let up. But instead, they become sidetracked with the plans of a double date with two strangers?
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- Part 2 of A Most Complicated Relationship
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Smaug became restless of staying hidden away in the mountain, & decided to try out his new human form, & venture out in the world. And by out in the world, he meant, start living with a young girl & her mother. Protecting them, but especially her.
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- Part 1 of A Most Complicated Relationship
- Language:
- English
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- 1,066
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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Alone Together (Cumbersmaug x OFC) by ObessedWithAdamWadeGontier
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 Nov 2014
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Meow :3 Hi, so yea, Smaug enlists the help of a young shape shifting girl, & while traveling together in search of Bard the bowman, he begins to fall for her. But being as old as he is, he does something he never dreamt of, actually watching humans to learn their ways of courtship, he even began watching other animals as they court one another. (Bad At Summaries) ;~;
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- English
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- 453
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 387
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Things happen between filming for The Hobbit movie.
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Old Nightmare by kaylenns (reveilles) for Brilcrist
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
07 Dec 2013
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The only other person who understands Thorin's private hell is the one who always enjoys dragging him down into it. What is dragon-sickness, really?
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Birthday Suit by flamiekitten for morfiantra
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Jul 2013
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It's Bilbo Baggins' birthday and half of Hobbiton have come to Bag End to help him celebrate. However, their resident dragon isn't too pleased about all of these nosy little creatures invading his personal space, and it's not before long that Smaug starts purposefully making things difficult for Bilbo...
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Bilbo works for a major corporation as Thranduil, the CEO's, secretary. Bilbo also happens to be dating said CEO and a frisky dragon. What happens at work, stays at work.
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Bilbo knew not where he was or who he was with when he woke up, all he knew was he had a huge hangover. He comes to find he has shared his night with Thranduil, the Party King, and Smaug, the supposed to be dead dragon. What DID happen last night? And why was he not that upset about it?
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A Tumblr Crackfic Epic AU 4: A Study in Playing With Dragons by darth_stitch
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings (Movies), Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Oct 2012
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It is a little known fact that Dragons, once they have reached a certain age and come fully into their power, are able to change their shape.
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- Part 4 of The Tumblr Crackfics Epic AU
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A Tumblr Crackfic Epic AU 2: A Study in Dragon-Sitting by darth_stitch
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Oct 2012
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The Hobbit children were rather fascinated with Sherlock the Dragon. And vain creature that he was, the Dragon was actually delighted with all the attention. Thus, John Bilbo Watson Baggins would never run out of willing “dragon-minders” come Market-Day.
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- Part 2 of The Tumblr Crackfics Epic AU
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A Tumblr Crackfic Epic AU: A Study of Dragons and Bagginses (The Remix) by darth_stitch
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Sep 2012
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It is easiest to suppose that a great hero killed the Dragon Sherlock Smaug the Magnificent and a lot neater to tie the story up in that way. The truth, however, is far stranger.
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- Part 1 of The Tumblr Crackfics Epic AU
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No dragon (or consulting detective) can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it. Even if it's a silly, pointless fantasy novel. And after all, Sherlock is BORED. Oneshot; Sherlock reads "The Hobbit."