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you're driving me crazy (when are you coming home?) by ballstorag
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
28 Jun 2024
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This whole ‘secret relationship’ business is a lot more trouble than it’s worth.
Simon and Baz, seventh years, have found a new way to terrorize each other. Ground is unhallowed, property is damaged, and Penelope Bunce deserves a holiday.
It’s going to be a long year.
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Actually, I don't think this mission will be too bad. While going to save Agatha, I'll make sure I do, like, all the hard work, so that Agatha can see how much better I am than Baz, and then she'll go out with me again instead of running after the one man on earth that doesn't want her. She could have anyone. And, like, I'm okay looking. She said I was cute. She said she likes me, that counts as something, right?
Probably, yeah. Yeah, this'll be fine. I can finally prove to Baz and myself that I deserve to be here, that I'm not a fuck up, not a moron. I can prove to Agatha I'm worthy of her love, and she'll take me back. We'll get married, we'll get, like, a dog, or whatever humans like, and maybe kids, maybe. If she wants.
Yeah, that'd be perfect.
This mission's gonna be A-OK.
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In which Watford is an organization for humans, supernaturals, and everything in between, and Baz and Simon get dragged into spending over 3 days stuck in a car together. Alone. A recipe for disaster, surely. Though, as time goes on, Simon thinks maybe his predicament is not as bad as once thought...
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Baz cocks a thick brow, “Do you not want to?”
“No. I want to,” I kiss Baz’s ear (He hates it when I do that)
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After Simon dumps Baz in the San Diego airport, Baz tries to be normal about it. He finishes up at LSE, gets an MSt in poetry from Oxford, dates a few men, fucks around. Then he gives up and retires to the Scottish Highlands to cultivate his “Rick Rubin beard” and “Unabomber vibe.” Everything is going just bloody brilliant. That is until Fiona shows up with some unexpected news. Oh yeah, and a porno mag featuring his ex wearing nothing but wings and a tail.
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Having just transferred to his new high school, Gug thought that it would be as unmemorable and demoralizing as his last. Demoralizing? Maybe. Unmemorable? Absolutely not.
He meets someone who turns his entire world upside-down, and neither of them know if it's for the worse. Weeb, his new classmate and dodgeball teammate, shakes up Gug's normal routine. He is everything that Gug isn't, and Gug isn't sure whether he likes or hates him for it. Weeb's joyful and cheerful demeanor contrasts Gug's usual doom and gloom, Weeb's extroverted and outgoing nature completely outshines Gug's introverted and standoffish behaviour. In short, Gug hated the guy, and the feeling was mutual, although Weeb preferred to provoke a reaction out of Gug as he finds it funny, as compared to Gug's desire to have nothing to do with Weeb at all.
However, when their paths inevitably take a turn for the worse, they are forced to work together and find common ground to stand on. It takes a long time to find it.
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[Podfic] A Terrible Idea by ShakespeareStoleMyURL
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Jun 2024
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Simon and Baz live in neighboring apartments, and one day, Simon smells something burning in the next apartment over. When he finds out what is going on with Baz, he offers to be Baz' fake boyfriend when he goes home to visit his family. This is obviously not a good idea because we all know how this will end.
Podfic of A Terrible Idea by angelsfalling16.
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[Podfic] Bazlow's Hierarchy of Needs by YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Jun 2024
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Dev leans in and murmurs as sotto voce as he’s capable, “So, to recap. You come in with Gareth the nob. You meet Simon the beautiful barkeep. You somehow figure out Simon’s schedule…”
“Trial and error…” I mumble.
“Ever the empiricist,” he says fondly. “And then you haunt this stool and manage to, at the very least, exchange names and develop a usual. Am I missing any important details?”
Baz, in dire need of a wingman, has dragged Dev across town for a drink. But will he heed Dev's sage advice, or will he ignore him and trust in his own disasterously awkward flirting game?
I suspect you all know the answer to that ;)
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Back and Forth by facewithoutheart for TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Jun 2024
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Baz’s latest Tinder date has a laundry list of red flags. Good thing Baz’s got the group chat to help him (& to ignore).
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Fucking karate. What did he call it? Kin Geri. Hurt like hell and still does.
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- Part 1 of Hurt Like Hell
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The Diary of Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch by DANIELL102
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Jun 2024
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If you change the P in Pitch to a B is reads Bitch
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A series of unfortunate events lead to the deaths of everyone in the world but a grim Baz Pitch. He wishes for a world where the unfortunate events never happen, and in return for the wish, Simon and Baz are close to strangers. The only issue with this new world is that the entirety of Watford feels as if something is missing. Even Baz.
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Between the Lines by The_Honeyed_Hufflepuff for xivz
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 May 2024
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Neuro-atypical uni student Baz Pitch has never had a boyfriend, or a first date. He’s never even been kissed. Up until now, he’s been too busy being…well. Neuro-atypical.
He spends his days at uni and his nights working at the bookshop owned by his eccentric aunt’s on-again off-again boyfriend. He’s not doing it for the money—all he needs is something to get him out of the house. But he never expected a simple bookselling job to turn his entire world upside-down.
Enter Simon Salisbury. He’s not sure where his life’s headed. He’s taken a gap year, and his girlfriend’s gone off to college in California and broken up with him. When his best friend Penelope takes him to the bookshop near her school for a coffee and a scone, he thinks all he’s getting is advice and commiseration. But then there's Baz.
Simon’s determined to get to know the bloke at the bookshop, but Baz has spent a lifetime trapped inside his own mind. He knows that letting Simon get to know him means exposing the most vulnerable bits of himself. But love is vulnerable in itself, and sometimes trusting someone with our hearts is a risk worth taking.
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- Part 1 of Between the Lines
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no choice (but to stay here forever) by livralph
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
28 May 2024
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I’m on my feet before I can even tell what I’m doing. Snow steps back, but he’s too slow and I grab him by the collar of Agatha’s old jumper, holding him in place as I let my wand drop from my sleeve. He stands his ground, only reacting when my wand jabs into his throat, forcing his chin up. Our noses are almost touching, and I couldn’t care less. I’ll spell him until he doesn’t remember his own name.
“Baz– calm down.” Snow’s wings lift, extending around me, and I force myself not to react to it. Just as I force myself to ignore his gaze dropping down from my eyes. I don’t think about the last time we were this close, or that when he kissed me he was trying to calm me down. I hope he doesn’t kiss me.
(Only so that I don’t have to hope he does.)
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Simon and Baz team up after years apart to save Fiona from the wrath of the Coven, while Agatha helps a teenager who has been turned into a werewolf avoid the same fate.
Five years post-Carry On
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Another Turn on the Roundabout by Imbecamiel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
27 May 2024
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The "Pit Rage" isn’t actually a side effect of Jason’s dip in the Lazarus Pit. Or… not entirely. It’s a tool that Ra’s carefully developed before deploying him to targeted effect against Batman. Unfortunately, its intended results wore off too quickly, once away from his influence. This time, he plans to get it right.
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- Part 14 of CEC Shorts
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Close your Eyes by hazered
Fandoms: Color Crew (Video Blogging RPF), Minecraft (Video Game)
27 May 2024
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Kier and Dev watches a horror movie. Unfortunately, Kier isn't good with those.
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- Part 1 of fall back into place
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Touch me, Love me by hazered
Fandoms: Color Crew (Video Blogging RPF), Minecraft (Video Game)
21 May 2024
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Kier takes interest in a specific sex toy.
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To Penn :)
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penny
penny help
im so close to dropping out of watford and photosynthesizing for a living
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Or: Sleepless nights away from Watford, group projects, and a cheap flip phone burning a hole in Simon’s pocket.
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A collection of ficlets/one-shots cross-posted from my Tumblr ! (Rating is subject to change!)
1) Nurse on Duty - Naomi assists Vaz with some medical attention after he has a run in with Jul M'dama's fist.
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When you rule out the impossible by Angel_Wings14
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Apr 2024
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Baz has woken up with a bump on his head and a boyfriend in his bed. The only problem is, he can't remember how he got here...
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breathe the colors of the wind by GhostWithAScythe
Fandoms: Color Crew (Video Blogging RPF)
23 Apr 2024
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A collection of short oneshots, deleted scenes, extras, abandoned WIPs, and other low-effort things that do not deserve to be a standalone work. Not all NSFW, but mostly. Tags and warnings before each chapter.
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- Part 1 of it ain't no rainbow