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Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.
After Sherlock fell, John was convinced it was all a trick, one of Sherlock's finest schemes. A year later, and the consulting detective had not returned. On the eve of the first anniversary of Sherlock's apparent suicide, John receives a mysterious text. But the John who responds is not the hopeful John of a year prior; he is the John who is losing. Losing his faith and his will to carry on.
*This installment takes place before the events detailed in chapter two of "Crucial."
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- Part 6 of Essential
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Where there is light, there is also dark.
Seth thinks he can handle it all when he starts a side-relationship with captivating stranger Dean Ambrose, despite already being in a committed relationship with Roman Reigns. -
Drunk Texts by LearnToShareFeanor for torinighthawk
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Oct 2015
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Sometimes, late at night, Glorfindel gets drunk texts from a guy he doesn't know. Sometimes, late at night, Erestor stares at his bottle of whiskey, or gin, or whatever it is that night, and texts some guy he doesn't know to alleviate the loneliness. 2 part with possible sequel. Prompt fill. Not the humor that I usually try to write, but there may be a funny part in here.
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- Part 2 of Glorestor Drabbles
- Part 3 of Drunk Texts
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there and bacardi again by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Oct 2015
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because why not have a terrible pun as the title
(originally named 'yes that cliche drunk texting thing')
Modern AU in which all of the hobbits get super drunk and Prim accidentally texts Thorin instead of Hamfast. Involving Wrecking Ball on top of a wrecking ball, Pirate Princess Pickle Bunnies, and cricket with mandarins.
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Liam chooses the other pill to get over his drama.
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Drunk in Love by Neeneeg25
Fandoms: Kit Harington - Fandom, Game of Thrones (TV), Game of Thrones RPF
05 Oct 2015
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I'm Drunk in Love with you...
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One night, while John is away, Sherlock gets drunk and texts him so they can have that heart to heart they've been meaning (avoiding) to have. Also, John's girlfriend looks an awful lot like Sherlock...what's up with that?
"Your girlfriend. Why does she look like me?"
There are a thousand heart beats before the reply arrives. Why does everything move so unbearably slow when honesty and alcohol are involved?
"She doesn’t," it’s John’s turn to lie.
"John."
John hates that he can hear his name in the exact inflection that Sherlock means it. -
Can You Hear Me Freckled Jesus? It's me; Jean Kirstein. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
24 Sep 2015
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Jean's boyfriend Eren keeps giving him a stranger's number instead of his new number.
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Do I Wanna Know by paperback92
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Sep 2015
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It happens very innocently and very much on accident, and Kate can't get it out of her head.
Or 5 times Kate almost kisses or thinks about kissing Clint and 1 time she actually does.
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It was just a simple case of accidentally texting the wrong number...but it didn't stop there.
or; a series of text between strangers, to friends, to lovers.
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I wonder if I ever cross your mind (or the time when Cas drunk-texted Dean) by MashiarasDream, tinnydandelion
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Sep 2015
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The last time Dean has seen Cas, he still had the Mark. He’s also tried to kill him. So excuse him if he doesn’t expect Cas to drunk-text him in the middle of the night.
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Sam had received texts from his brother before, so that wasn't why the phone fell out from his hands. It's just that he wasn't used to reading texts explaining how Dean was going to "fuck him good and hard".
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These things take forever (I especially am slow) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
26 Aug 2015
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"Listen you fuckwad," The man said, whipping around to face Eren. "I am in a shit mood, so you can shove whatever corporate bullshit you want to spew at me right up your little ass." He punctuated every foul word with a sharp jab to Eren's chest. "All I wanted was directions to my friends house so that I can attend his fucking engagement party, which I am already late for. And now thanks that that brat, not only will I show up late, I'll show up late and shirtless. "
An accident in the pottery painting studio where Eren works results in Levi losing his temper, as well as his shirt. Eren, in an attempt to be helpful, offers him a clean shirt. The two men slowly become friends...and maybe something more.
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Frank works at the Cinnabon in the mall which, unfortunately, faces the lair of the most terrifying creature in the entire shopping center--Lola., the grinning mascot for the overpriced Soothing Smoothies. One night, however, Frank sees what's really going on inside the costume and he realizes he's going to have to set his fears aside if he's going to win over the handsome person in the pink, fluffy suit...or work up the courage to say more than three words to him, or ask his name.
Good thing he has alcohol. And Facebook.
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Four Stevens and Counting by akingnotaprincess for theninjaprincess
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Aug 2015
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Everyone thought she was this responsible adult destined for amazing things, but she wasn't, not really. She was just… just Ori.
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Clint gets poetic when he's drunk and Pietro ends up being the one getting the texts at 2 am. Which isn't good since Cap has a training session at 7 am. Thanks Clint.
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- Part 2 of Knowing...
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La lettre que Cas se décide à écrire avant de risquer sa vie au côté des Winchester dans un combat titanesque contre le Mal...
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Cas doesn't answer Dean's messages.
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“It’s Irish, Stiles. Craic. Craic is fun.”
“Derek? No, crack is bad for you. Crack is poor decision making, is human trafficking, is violent crime.”
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Said I'd let you keep it forever (I hardly knew a thing about you) by orphan_account
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
14 Jun 2015
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“I’m Michael,” he says, offering a short wave. “And if you ask me, a walk of shame is not complete without heading to Starbucks and getting coffee. Would you like to join me?”
And who is Calum to say no to coffee with a handsome stranger?