11 Works in Gender Non-Conforming Lambert (The Witcher)

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    Milena asks Aiden why Lambert likes her skirts so much and decides to make her husband a skirt of his own.

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    To celebrate not having been killed in the pogrom, the remaining Wolves of Kaer Morhen get (responsibly) drunk, put on a play, and eat hat-shaped cookies.

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    Lambden shenanigans, as they travel the Path together and fuck each other's brains out, stumbling headlong into feelings and romance neither of them is terribly familiar with.

    These are the golden years spent together, apart, and together again, between their first spark and the last parting before Aiden's untimely encounter with Jad Karadin's band. There will be much messy sex, awkward and endearing moments, the occasional relationship hurdle, canon typical violence in hunts, and a minimum of whump.

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    “I want you to teach me how to paint my face.”

    Eskel looks up from his book, raising an eyebrow at Lambert’s sudden request. He’s barely seen the youngest witcher these past few days, almost as if Lambert has actively been avoiding him all this time. Eskel notices the constipated look on Lambert’s face, the one he usually gets when he needs something, but doesn't want or doesn’t know how to ask for it. 

    “Good morning, Lambert,” Eskel counters sarcastically, returning his attention to the bestiary in his lap, “I'm doing well, thanks. What about you?”

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    Lambert tries on some lingerie and feels a little insecure.

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    1/1
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    51
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    Keira and Lambert find out that Aiden is, perhaps, not as dead as previously believed.

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    2/?
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    Maybe Lambert might not be entirely over this guy, but it was fine. He was dressed to kill in high engineer fashion, eyeliner, boots, and flannel, and at worst he was gonna get to reconnect with an old acquaintance.

     

    Lambert won't say he has a crush on this guy Aiden, but all of his friends are more than happy to try and get them together anyway.

    Part of a larger AU that hopefully will add more to later, but this piece stands alone alright.

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    Lambert's first and last winter as a human at Kaer Morhen, and the Trials afterwards.

    Note: this was written collaboratively and directly in parallel with Bomberqueen17's story Learning Experiences!

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    11/?
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    Instead of killing Aiden, Jad Karadin takes advantage of Hammond's connections and sells him to a mage looking for a living Witcher.

    Said mage is very invested in keeping Aiden alive and healthy, but that may turn out to be more curse than blessing, especially when he gets ahold of the notes of a certain Professor Tomas Moreau.

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    English
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    40,373
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    16/16
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    Keira takes her boyfriend Lambert to a party thrown by some of her friends. Things go a little sideways.

    At least the food is good.

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    2
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    "I choose to claim my reward by the Law of Surprise. The first thing you see when you arrive back home you will owe to me."

    (or: Lambert's trip to Kaer Morhen.)

    Series
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    English
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    32
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