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Kaedwen General Hospital II by Ammarettu
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Aug 2025
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**Please read part one if you haven't before reading this.
Story from several povs, drama, angst, romance, fluff and humor. Welcome to Kaedwen General Hospital, season 2.
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- Part 2 of Kaedwen General Hospital
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Lambert is “gifted” immortality which is great until he loses the love of his life. The curse can only be lifted by true love. Maybe it’s irony or maybe Lambert just has the shittiest luck.
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Lambert is sent to get an omega from auction for the School of the Wolf to use, but things don’t go exactly according to plan. But well, close enough?
Note about consent issues: Jaskier is fairly okay with the situation and there is a built in defense mechanism for omegas, but it is founded on omegas being seen as property and sexual slavery being normal.
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You Ain't a Drug But You Get Me So High by WitcherTits (MirkwoodBabe)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Apr 2023
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“I, ah, that is, I’ll have what you’re having?” he hesitantly met his eyes. It had been just days since Lambert callously told him he wasn’t one of them, and he wasn’t quite prepared for the newfound acceptance Geralt’s family appeared to be extending to him.
Lambert barked out a laugh.
“Fair enough,” Lambert picked up the pipe he’d been smoking and a lit tallow candle.
Jaskier bodily recoiled from the flame.
“Can— can you light it for me? Please?”
“‘Course,” Lambert inhaled, drawing the flame into the pipe’s bowl. Satisfied it would remain lit, he passed it to Jaskier.S2 fix-it fic but add cannabis!!! #stonerwitcher22
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Beauties Between Beasties by TAFKAmayle
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
02 Dec 2022
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Eskel is a wolfman who just wants peace and quiet, but that’s interrupted by an annoying ass, a racist noble, and a stupid quest. He doesn’t want to fight a dragon and save a princess, he just wants to be left alone, but life seldom gives a shit what you want. So he’s going on a quest.
Note: This is nearly a shot for shot remake of Shrek, but with witcher characters and a change in the plot plus a gratuitous amount of cursing and references to sexy times (though mostly fade to black sex).Dedicated to bright little star J who was super hype for this silly little Shrek reskin. Thank you for your support! ❤️
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When the twins are left alone for the evening, what shenanigans will they get up to? Hint: it involves a butt plug
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- Part 7 of Passiflora Smut Battle '22
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Lambert Art by wintersoldierarcherspy (ilovemyalpaca)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Apr 2022
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all dressed up (with no place to go) by childoffantasy
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jan 2022
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When he looked up and caught sight of his husband Aiden nearly fell over at the sight. Not like Lambert in a dress was unusual or that Lambert was less than stunning in worn denim and a band tshirt, but Aiden had realized somewhere down the line that he was a bit embarrassingly Pavlovian about Lambert in skirts and looking at him like that.
Lambert puts on a pretty dress and does himself up all nice and bosses his husband just a little bit. Aiden adores it.
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[after winters of fasting, i'm finally here] by disgruntled_lesbian
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Oct 2021
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For years, all there is, is the gentle, painful squeeze of the roots around her lungs—almost unbearable during the winter season when she returns to Kaer Morhen, but manageable. It hurts, laying next to Geralt on a pile of furs in front of the fire in her room, unable to ask for more than what she’s been given. What other choice does she have, though? The winter season always brings with it the gentle touch of an almost-lover and she knows that’s all she can ask for.
Eskel coughs up the first pale, delicate peach blossoms on the path, in the spring—
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What Came to Me by BrighteyedJill
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2021
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Lambert hadn’t meant to spend that long in the shower, but crying in the shower didn’t count as real crying, so he’d taken advantage of that for a while, which felt pretty good actually. Then he hadn’t been able to stop crying, so he hadn’t been able to get out of the shower. Thus: running late.
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Lady Laiden by blackberrywars
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
13 Jul 2021
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I drew my Fem!Aiden and Fem!Lambert as I've written them in my fics. Because I am a useless, useless gay bitch, Aiden has a dark curly mullet, a single hoop earring, green eyes, and a jawline carved from marble while Lambert has Merida-hair with lots of freckles and a distinguished nose.
If you want to get to know these lovely ladies of Laiden (lol), I can only shamelessly plug it here that they're in all my fics and all my dreams.
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Mail Order Self Esteem by Anoke
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
02 Jul 2021
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Lambert tries on some lingerie and feels a little insecure.
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- Part 2 of Keira/Lambert Modern AU
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The Worst Acolyte by blackberrywars
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
01 Jul 2021
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When Vesemir collects his newest child surprise, he finds Lambert —an underweight selkie with a vicious streak running deeper than the ocean she came from. He takes her to the Temple of Melitele to become what is likely to be the worst acolyte they've ever had. She finds her place in the world anyway.
Or in other words: Lambrt doesn't become a witcher... she becomes an acolyte of Melitele instead. Vesemir is still her not-dad, Geralt and Eskel are still her brothers, Aiden is still her lover, and she's still the bitter bitch we know and love.
—————————————————Lambert and Aiden meet Julia and her himbo boyfriend. Banter abound, and the plot finally starts.
ON HIATUS (I will do my very best to return and pick this up, but for now, this is dormant)
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Caveat Emptor by Anoke
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
01 Jun 2021
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Keira and Lambert find out that Aiden is, perhaps, not as dead as previously believed.
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- Part 2 of [Internal Screaming]
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Lambert accidentally gets post intended for their neighbour, who they've never met. Surely they can drop it off and it'll be fine, right?
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- Part 6 of Bog Fluff Battle
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For the Dancing and the Dreaming by JayofOlympus
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Gwent: The Witcher Card Game
08 Apr 2021
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The Wild Hunt is defeated, the founders have reached a shaky truce, and the remaining witchers gather to decide the next steps for their order.
A quiet dinner, a dress, and some dancing, help change the shape of their future.
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- Part 2 of Genderfluid Letho
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The Path to the Trials by Anoke
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
18 Feb 2021
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Lambert's first and last winter as a human at Kaer Morhen, and the Trials afterwards.
Note: this was written collaboratively and directly in parallel with Bomberqueen17's story Learning Experiences!
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- Part 4 of Some Fucking *Bullshit*
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A Wolf, a Cat and a Bear walk into a contract by brothebro
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Jan 2021
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Maybe Lambert ought to wait for Aiden to join him and then venture to the mountains in search of the – absolutely monster fodder by now – missing villagers. Then again, the prospect of pissing off the Cat and having enough coin to secure comfy lodging for both of them seems very attractive at the moment.
Ah, fuck it. He’ll go take a look, and if it’s anything too dangerous for a single witcher he’ll back off and wait for his friend to arrive. Theoretically, he should be here by the end of the week, and Lambert is more than capable of camping outside the town for this length of time.
Or: Lambert, Aiden and Julian accidentally take the same contract which leads to some complications and love declarations.
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- Part 6 of The Bear, the Wolf and the Sorceress
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Pretty Little Wolf by FrenchKey for JayofOlympus
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Jan 2021
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It’s the first winter that all the wolves and Aiden have spent at the keep together. Lambert has some very specific ideas about how they can spend their time.
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i know love's perfect ache by violaceum_vitellina_viridis for HeathenAlchemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Dec 2020
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Lambert is given the letter by the Dyn Marv Caravan, of all people.
Or, well, actually – no. He’s given the succubus by the crazy fuckers currently running the Dyn Marv, and she gives him the letter.
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- Part 6 of yule gift fics