8 Works in God (Puppet History)
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Ryan and The Professor are working on setting up a party I wonder what shenanigans will occur?
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two corpses we were, two corpses i saw by Estrella3791
Fandoms: Puppet History (Web Series)
15 Dec 2024
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Stanley Melvin was so good that he was taken from her, because she was unfit to hold something so precious. Left in her care he might have lost his goodness, maybe. God, in God’s infinite wisdom, saw this, and chose to pull Stanley up to heaven, where he could make ska music with the angels. It was better for everyone.
This is what she thinks on her righteous days.
Stanley Melvin was so good that he deserved to live forever. Stanley Melvin should not have died. God is uncaring at best, cruel at worst.
This is what she thinks on her unrighteous days.
And on the days in the middle, which are the ones most common, she mostly thinks about nothing.Or, Dorothy Ruth grieves Stanley Melvin. The Substitute grieves his own existence.
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Ryan and the Professor wandered around the Californian streets, trudging through the unbearable heat as they searched for a meal that would carry them through the rest of the afternoon. Obviously, the best meal to fulfill that role would be a nice hot bowl of ramen that was so spicy a famous ramen restaurant made it a challenge to see who could eat the entire bowl in 30 minutes.
It was a tremendous challenge to take on, but if the Professor could get a stegosaurus plush that looked like his dinosona, then they’re willing to take it on. Besides, they won’t be doing it alone. Several familiar faces, namely Policarpa's Spool, the Beast of Gévaudan and the Gay Oars, will also be participating in this challenge together. What a hell of a bonding moment! And it certainly won’t be one they will be forgetting any time soon.
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It’s the Spicy Ramen Challenge, baby! Puppet History Edition ✧˖°
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- Part 2 of Welcome One and All to Puppet Present!
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Ever wondered what happened to the puppets stuck in the Wondrium Arena? So did the Professor and his meat shield/bestie westie, Ryan. Instead of waiting for an answer, they planned to get the puppets out of there. They even argued with God over it, or rather the Professor did since Ryan was too mentally out-of-it from the absolute absurdity of this situation.
And what did God give to them in return for winning? A bus. To drive to the Wondrium Arena. ‘Cause what better way to rescue a bunch of dead puppets than crashing a bus into their purgatory?
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The Professor and Ryan rescue the puppets from the Wondrium Arena. How? Why, crashing a bus into it of course!
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- Part 1 of Welcome One and All to Puppet Present!
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the best thing about being an anthropomorphized puppet with the approximation of a soul by red2349
Fandoms: Puppet History (Web Series)
12 Aug 2023
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“So we can …fuck?” Hat nervously asked. “Oh most definitely” Horse replied, “Why? Got your eye on anyone?” Embarrassed, Hat glanced towards the stage, and sighed. Horse followed his gaze. “Him? Oh he’s freaky, but oddly specific in his choice of bed partners.” Hat felt hopelessness set in, if The Professor was picky, he certainly wasn’t gonna make the cut. Horse noticed, “Don’t give up mate, shoot your shot. I never would have gotten with my lovely fiancee if I hadn't been courageous. Besides, we’re dead already, what’s the worst that could happen?"
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Welcome one and all, to this very special (fanmade) event on puppet history! Today on this lovely edition, we go…international!
Well, not as international as I’d hoped, because of a dwindling budget (and a no-good genie trapping languages in high places unaccessible for a certain time-travelling host) we’re going to be constrained to simply visit the famously known language of love, the tongue of Molière, it’s french! Your skills will be put to the test, making you question just how much of this language do you know, and are you able to sing it in tune?
- Language:
- Français
- Words:
- 171
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 31
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The Devil's Private Life Is None Of Your Business, Ryan by Peregr1ne
Fandoms: Puppet History (Web Series)
11 Oct 2022
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Satan.
He was a puppet.
Because why the hell not? Everything is a puppet now. God is a puppet, why not the devil too?
“If it isn’t Beef Boy Bergara! What brings you to my office unannounced today?”
Ryan makes a deal with the devil.
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After the Professor's deeply emotional remembrance ceremony, during which a cast of anthropomorphic puppets learn their true fates, the Pile of Diamonds, once part of a necklace commissioned by King Louis XV le Bien-Aimé of France, stews in the comfort of his own wanton desires.
Little does he know, someone is listening.