8 Works in Horny Jesus Christ (Christianity)
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Maggie’s eyes remained closed as the frigid jelly was smeared across her belly. She could feel the press of the ultrasound probe as Dr. Carson scanned her abdomen, looking for signs of god knows what. The ultrasound lasted a few minutes, and in those few minutes Maggie thought of every possible outcome. If she lost the baby, Glenn would be devastated. Obviously, she would be too, but… Glenn just held this so delicately in his heart. This was more than a pregnancy, it was a sign of normalcy. A possibility. It was a piece of hope that none of them had held for a long time. Glenn would make such a great dad.
The Saviors never find Alexandria, so Maggie makes it to Hilltop, and Glenn lives.
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Golden Sun/Blue Moon by archglowss
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Bible
02 Oct 2025
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For the past 2000 years, Judas Iscariot has been wandering the earth, cursed with immortality after he caused the death of the Son of God. He lives in a rundown apartment, his main mode of transportation is a rusty bike, and he works at a drive-thru coffee stand that is definitely doing illegal business.
But all this comes to a head when Jesus reappears, and wants nothing more than to gather his friend, his beloved, in his arms and ride off into the sunset, regardless of Judas’ fears.
Can Judas withstand the sun that is the Lion of God? Or will he stay in the dark side of the moon for all eternity?
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Yeshua's First Entrance to Heaven by Wr1t3rJames4
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), The Chosen (TV 2017), Finding Jesus (TV 2015), The Bible (TV 2013), Who Was Jesus (TV 2009)
10 Jul 2024
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Shortly after Yeshua's session in the Temple and return home, with his Bar Mitzvah soon to come- he finds he's very horny as he has his first orgasm, although he has no idea of what sex is! Yet he will not be a stranger to it for long.
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- Part 1 of The Blue Years
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My Lamb, My King by Dillomancy
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament)
17 Apr 2024
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Literally wanted to write a funny fluffy Jesus(Yeshua) x Judus short one shot bc I'm a dirty dirty heathen. And I wanted to see how much biblical wordplay I could use.
Didn't think this would be my first work on here and sorry for any typos or writing mistakes, I'm dyslexic, but I think it's cute, enjoy! -
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Quiet, unpopular Y/n never thought she’d end up with crush on the most popular boy in school, but here she is. What will happen when he notices her?
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Horny Masters of the Universe by QiRongsTumblrAccount, Spicyfishsticks
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Christian Bible
16 Jan 2023
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A feud between two sky-dwellers takes an unexpected turn.
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- Part 10 of Franticfanfic Crack
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Travel Opportunities by amelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Apr 2022
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Crawly tries her best to tempt the new prophet, Jesus, but who’s seducing whom?
“I climbed all the way up this damned hill to see you. At least you could offer me something to eat.”“Ah–I expected you to be the one bringing offerings.” There was an awkward silence.
“What kind of host are you?” Crawly taunted him. “Why don’t you miracle us up some bread from these stones?"
This is a story of how the demon becomes known as Crowley, how she does Mary Magdalene a favor, and how she distracts our favorite fussy angel. -
Hanschen and Bowser Experience the Third Coming of Jesus Christ by GonnaWreckIt (Slickarus)
Fandoms: Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament)
14 Sep 2017
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Please please do not read this if you value your sanity or morals or anything do not click do not read this I am so ashamed
but otherwise
Hanschen and Bowser's date night gets interrupted when a holy unexpected visitor shows up.