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    Gale's skin is too tight. He can feel the light, see the air- and gods, his teeth feel wrong. Something is happening to him... something he might not be unwelcome to.

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    Gale teases the orb with a feather-light touch. There’s a familiar chill as his fingertips sinks into the thick, honeyed pull of pure magic. Too fast, too tight. Does he not deserve a little pain?

    As he raises the dagger it seems to relax. And the pleas become 'sink in slow' as a thousand little tongues lap tentatively at his skin, slicking his fingers in dripping wet weave. He lets them sink up to the knuckle. It’s obscene. It’s a ghastly lover’s preparation, easing the way for the bloody knife.

    Though, he supposes, Mystra had done the same for him. To him.

    Damn it all.

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    There’s something Jaheira’s not saying. “What happened to his last handler?” asks Gale.

    “The last four, you mean?” The rueful curve of her smirk deepens the crow’s feet around her eyes. It makes her seem younger, somehow. “The first died. The second went missing. The last two quit. You’ll be fine.”

    In a Faerûn where magic is slowly diminishing, disgraced former Chosen of Mystra Gale Dekarios survives in Baldur's Gate as a Harper alchemist, tending their greenhouses and nursing the Netherese orb in his chest—until his High Harper forces him into fieldwork.

    His first assignment? A vampire spawn informant with a crooked touch, dreams of ruin and vengeance, and a hunger to rival his own.

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    Gale insists that any excitement will spell doom for him, Ursula wants to figure out exactly how much excitement that is and, hopefully, help the wizard unwind.

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    Astarion went to bed without tugging one out in the shower, has a wet dream instead.
    Alternate title: Two Gales one Cupstarion.

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    Gale's orb is capable of feeling immense pleasure, and of doling out immense pain.

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    In a frantic rush to sate the orbs hunger, Gale absorbs the weave from an item without properly looking at it first. Now his sneezes summon frog monsters at the most inopportune moments.

    Written as part of the Bloodweave Inn discords New Years challenge for the prompt "Stop summoning things inside".

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    Flashes of sharp teeth and a sharper smile flood his mind as his hand makes its way beneath his bottoms. He tries to push the vision away, as he always does, but it only comes back with a vengeance, clearer than ever before. Honeyed words dripping off a silver tongue as cool, pale hands smooth over the expanse of his chest, the iciness of the contact soothing the searing heat of the orb trying to burst forth from his chest. Teeth sinking into skin, perhaps somewhere more intimate than the neck - the inner thigh, perhaps, marking him, claiming him, followed by the press of lips to the skin, inching ever higher until-
    No.
    Gale shakes his head to clear it as he wraps a hand around himself, giving a few slow, gentle strokes. Breathe in, breathe out. Nothing too fast, nothing too overwhelming. The images of Astarion seem to abate for a time, but they come crashing back down as he smears the precum dripping from his cock down the shaft - what if it were his hand, instead of my own? Or his mouth, perhaps, or his-
    NO.

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    When stranded at camp in a storm, Evelyn Tav notices Gale's distress about his orb and feels it would be a good idea to offer some tips on how to keep inner magic under control. It doesn't stay under control and Gale can't help but notice just how filling the orb might find her.

    A noncanon one shot of Gale and Evelyn getting up to some magical fun times that is really too dangerous to be attempted for real.

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    Gale's Orb is hungry. Astarion is thirsty.
    Astarion suggests they have some fun with it.

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    Astarion fumbles a disarm check, its dark in here, and he only has a touch-starved wizard to help him oh no! Exactly what it says on the tin, there's zero plot and oops only smut <3
    First in the Bloodweave Brainrot discord server's Kinktober prompts.

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    Gale gets hit with a fuck-or-die sex hex, but he absorbs the curse with the orb. Which would have been a great idea except that now it's not his body that needs to get off, but instead the sliver of weave housed in his chest.

    --OR--

    Orb-gasms: How to Fuck a Wizard in the Weave

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    Gale tosses and turns in his tent, eyes squeezed tightly shut, unable to hear the late-night chirping outside his tent as a great ringing fills his head.

    He’d been like this for what felt like hours now but was probably only a few minutes. He’d gone to sleep just fine, having been given weave to absorb by Tav (“Just keeping you fed and watered” they had said). It didn’t make sense, then, why he felt like his chest was moments from bursting. That thought makes a jolt of panic run through his mind as he realizes what it might mean.

    Perhaps the great orb in his chest had finally grown too hungry. Maybe, despite his best efforts, it could no longer be satiated? The manic thought runs through his head that Tav should’ve kept their magic item, that it was wasted this time.

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    “You uppity little lapdog.” Gale braced himself for a slap or kick, but Lorroakan grabbed a fistful of his hair. “I am not interested in whatever tricks Mystra taught you except for speak. Let’s try this again. Ostende mihi secreta. Where is the Nightsong?

    Gale met his eyes. He imagined feeding the man a delayed fireball and watching him claw at his own throat before he was burned from the inside out. Every moment Lorroakan tried to stare him down, Gale added another detail to Lorroakan’s demise.

    (It starts with Gale getting captured during the Lorroakan fight, and it escalates into verbal humiliation and orb fisting from there)

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    Enver Gortash and Stygia share so much history. A decade of partnership, of commitment to their union. A decade of trust and mutual respect. A decade of love for their gods and one another. From their initial meeting until the end, they must overcome one another's failings and rely on one another's strengths, consistently choosing one another over all else.

    Completed. Part 1 of The Ballad of Stygia

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    Sometimes, after days spent poring over ancient tomes, when his eyes burn and head spins, Gale finally grants himself the small kindness of rest.

    But when his aching body finally sinks into those thick sheets and musty pillows, when his hips settle and ears ring out at the silence, something creeps into his mind. A voice, now unobstructed by research and focus.

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    EDIT: Apologies that I am so incredibly slow at updating. I do have plans to finish the last two chapters of this fic, I'm just a terribly slow writer.

    You are a wild magic sorcerer, gifted with an innate connection to the Weave, yet it has caused you nothing but immense strife all your life. Gale is a wizard, plagued by a Netherese orb that must feed on shreds of the Weave, lest the worst come to pass. Is there anything you can do to help ease his pain?

    Act I pre-relationship, Gale x f!Tav/Reader. This is intended to be 3 chapters, with a wee bit of spice in the final chapter. But pretty mild spice.

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    After a long few days in the Shadow Curse, the party finds time for some much-needed respite. While other companions drift off to sleep in their tents, Gale and Ravage busy themselves with their own activities. Gale finds himself distracted from his book, much preferring the sight of the handsome man lying next to him. The two begin an argument about who loves the other more, sparking exciting action between them.

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    Astarion's interest in soft, wealthy, foolish Gale of Waterdeep is entirely practical: make Gale want to keep Astarion safe, no matter what Astarion has to trade away to do it. Gale of Waterdeep's needs are far less carnal than Astarion expects. Somehow that only makes it more complicated.

    Or: Astarion underestimates Gale's willingness to let Astarion play pretend at being a vampire lord.

    (Begins in Act 1 and speedruns through post-game. Mind the tags! There will be chapter-specific tags in the notes. The Cazador mentions are fairly frequent throughout.)

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    Its the same fic i just find and replaced astarion and changed a few of tav's manerisms

    happy april fools

    astarion fucks gale's hole

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