16 Works in Kumar Patel
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Survivor's Bracket, Round 1, Match 9: Lisbeth Salander vs. Kumar Patel by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Millennium Series - Stieg Larsson & David Lagercrantz, Harold and Kumar (Movies)
31 Jul 2025
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In the ninth match of the Final Survivor’s Bracket, two vastly different fighters face off in a deadly industrial arena. Lisbeth Salander, a fierce and calculating survivor with a haunted past, stalks her prey with ruthless efficiency. Opposing her is Kumar Patel, a brilliant but terrified medical professional forced to rely on wit and desperation to survive. As the battle escalates, both combatants confront not only each other but the merciless environment that offers no escape—only victory or death.
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- Part 983 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 18, Final Match: Kumar Patel vs. Maria von Trapp by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Harold and Kumar (Movies), The Sound of Music - Rodgers/Hammerstein/Lindsay & Crouse
14 Jul 2025
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In a multi-fandom death match, Kumar Patel, a slacker savant, faces off against Maria von Trapp, a woman of strong faith and resilience. The two opponents engage in a desperate battle for survival, with Kumar using his wits and resourcefulness to try and outmaneuver Maria. Despite their differences, both characters are driven by a desire to survive and avoid harming each other. However, the arena's rules and the pressure of the match ultimately lead to a tragic outcome.
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- Part 544 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 18, Round 4, Match1: Jack Bauer vs. Kumar Patel by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: 24 (TV), Harold and Kumar (Movies)
14 Jul 2025
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Jack Bauer vs. Kumar Patel - In a desperate bid for survival, two vastly different individuals clash in a high-stakes death match. Can Kumar's unorthodox tactics and Jack's tactical expertise determine the outcome, or will the arena's unpredictable environment prove to be the deciding factor?
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- Part 542 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 18, Round 3, Match 2: Kumar Patel vs. Astro by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Harold and Kumar (Movies), The Jetsons (Cartoon)
11 Jul 2025
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Kumar Patel, still dazed from his sudden arrival, surveys the shattered ruins of a chrome-plated utopia beneath a looming holographic Tournament Master. His opponent is Astro, the cheerful yet powerful robotic dog from The Jetsons. Confused but bound by the arena’s merciless rules, Kumar tries to avoid conflict and reason with Astro, hoping to find a way out together. Yet the pressure mounts as the arena demands a decisive fight, forcing Kumar to use cunning and the environment itself to confront the loyal but formidable canine. The tension thickens as both struggle with their instincts, loyalties, and the brutal mandate of survival.
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- Part 538 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 18, Round 2, Match 3: Kumar Patel vs. Danny Zuko by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Harold and Kumar (Movies), Grease (1978)
11 Jul 2025
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Kumar Patel, a laid-back, quick-thinking underdog, finds himself thrust into a brutal battle against Danny Zuko, the iconic greaser known for his confidence and street-smart swagger. In a surreal, chaotic arena filled with twisted debris and surreal spectators from countless realities, brute force clashes with clever improvisation. While Danny relies on aggressive attacks and his tough-guy attitude, Kumar uses his wits and the environment itself to gain the upper hand. What unfolds is a high-stakes contest of brains versus brawn where survival demands more than just fists—it requires ingenuity and a touch of daring. The outcome challenges expectations, proving that sometimes, smarts can win against sheer coolness and muscle.
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 18, Round 1, Match 5: Rufus vs. Kumar Patel by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies), Harold and Kumar (Movies)
10 Jul 2025
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In the relentless Omniversal Death Match Tournament, two unlikely combatants face off amid shifting realities and cosmic chaos. Rufus, a timeless temporal guide with mysterious powers, and Kumar Patel, a reluctant doctor caught in a nightmare beyond his understanding, must fight to survive under the arena’s merciless rules: only one may live. As realities fracture and time itself unravels, the cost of victory becomes painfully clear—sometimes survival means losing more than life itself.
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- Part 518 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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Things Fall Into Place by orphan_account
Fandoms: 暴太郎戦隊ドンブラザーズ | Avataro Sentai Donbrothers, 仮面ライダーギーツ | Kamen Rider Geats, Harold and Kumar (Movies), Kamen Rider Fourze, Breaking Bad, Terminator (Movies), Total Drama (Cartoon), Kamen Rider Zero-One, Kamen Rider Decade, Choujin Sentai Jetman
23 Feb 2023
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After months of battle, things finally fall into place. Revelations, first meetings, shenanigans, cameos, and suprises. Twists galore
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Harold comes to terms with just how much Kumar means to him while navigating life's hardships.
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"Leave me alone."
"And leave you to fucking cry your eyes out like a little baby?" Kumar's voice rang out from the other side of the door. "It's been six months! Quit being so sensitive!"
Or, Harold is not handling his break up with Maria well. Kumar isn't sure what else to do, so he decides to try one last thing...
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Harold lets the universe work itself out.
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"You leave such a mess, but you’re so fun!"
Fanvid celebrating the adorable disaster that is Harold and Kumar's relationship.
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thedeadparrot's story read aloud:
"Dude, don't even lie about how you're totally into me," Kumar says.
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- Part 3 of Chromatic Podfic 2011
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Vanessa takes Kumar out to see some important people close up. (It's the same party Alan and Marlene went to in 'An Informal Gathering'.)
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- Part 2 of A Distinguished Dinner Party
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An Amsterdam Morning by Lempo Soi (Lemposoi)
Fandoms: Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
06 Dec 2009
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First thing in the morning the girls demand a quid pro quo.
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Five Families Who Watched the Inauguration of the 44th American President by sophinisba
Fandoms: Homicide: Life on the Street, The Faculty (1998), Doctor Who, Harold and Kumar Movies, Heroes - Fandom
21 Jan 2009
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It's the end of Harold's world and Kumar feels fine.