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If there was anything that Hawkeye Pierce hated, it was being sick.
It could be rightfully debated that swimmer’s itch and wet socks would come in a close second; tied, of course, with Major Burns on what most would consider a good day. Whichever came first on the list, however, didn’t matter much to the captain as the beginning symptoms of a fall flu set in. It started mildly, pressure in the sinus leading to mild headache, sniffles, and sneezes. Most of which Hawkeye conveniently blamed on allergies, the war, or whatever slop was served at breakfast that day. For the most part, everyone shoved off the symptoms as just another part of his antics.
That is, everyone except for a certain BJ Hunnicutt.
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BJ asks Hawkeye to do just one thing, and Hawkeye doesn't do it - instead, he gets caught in the shelling of a battalion aid station.
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Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happy Hour by BladeoftheNebula
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, MASH (TV)
03 Dec 2023
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“What is your problem?” Steve finally asked, annoyed at the way Stark was acting like there was a storm cloud over his head.
Stark reeled back. “My problem? My fucking problem? You walk around this place with a stick jammed so far up your ass I’m surprised you can even bend over to suture!”
Steve’s jaw dropped. “At least my head isn’t so big it barely fits through the OR doors.”
Dr Steve Rogers is finally assigned to work at the MASH 107 army hospital in Korea, just like he’s been wanting since he was drafted.
Too bad the Chief Surgeon is such an ass.
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Potter clears his throat to call the room to order. “Now, I’m sure you’re all aware why I’ve called you here,” he begins.
“Because I keep fainting like a Victorian maiden,” Hawkeye clarifies, “in case you hadn’t heard.”
“Pierce, we’re not trying to attack you, we’re just concerned.”
“I’m a doctor, I can take care of myself,” Hawkeye argues.
“Show of hands, who believes that?” Potter asks. Nobody raises a hand.
“Traitors,” Hawkeye mutters.
Or, Hawkeye develops an unexplained fainting condition. The staff of the 4077 decide it’s only fair to take turns carrying him back to the Swamp, at least until they can figure out what the problem is.
(inspired by this post and the tags by @youngpettyqueen)
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The 4077th run out of sodium pentathol and are forced to use ether instead once again. Unfortunately, there's not much that the surgeons and nurses can do to learn from last time.
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i feel a little weird saying "in memory of loretta swit" because this is just a silly little fanfic, but because i heard the news of her passing, i wanted to write a lil mash fic. i don't do it often, but the banter in mash is some of my favorite to write and i hope i did it justice.
Just a little fic where Hawkeye is taken for granted, then his friends help him out <3 title is, as always, a dessa song lyric lol
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Hawkeye spikes a fever in the middle of the night and in his search for help, stumbles upon Radar mid panic attack. He prioritizes that over his own wellbeing until he can't anymore.
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i posted this yesterday but found a typo so i'm reposting lol.
The flu shot shipment arrives, and the boys have to run around the camp to vaccinate the 4077. Hawkeye begins to feel ill, but BJ and Charles write it off as theatrics over side effects of the shot. When it becomes clear that it's a lot more than that, Charles has to navigate caring for the man he finds so irritating. -
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when the bomb went off and blew out the windows of the OR in Deluge, nobody got hurt, and i took that personally. i hurt hawkeye about it
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delugeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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After the flash burns from his attempt to fix the furnace in the nurses' tent, BJ takes over post-op while Hawkeye is resting. When Hawkeye wakes with a terrible migraine, BJ helps him out :) it's a lot more fluff than anything else but the dialogue was fun!
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After a devastating event shatters her life back home, Val can’t bear to stay surrounded by painful memories. Seeking distance and purpose, she enlists as a nurse in the Korean War, hoping that the miles and her work can help her forget—or at least distract her from the hurt. Amidst the chaos, Val finds unexpected friendships and, in a certain doctor’s irreverent humor and care, discovers a path to healing she never thought possible. Through laughter, companionship, and a touch of romance, she begins to rebuild herself, learning that sometimes, healing comes from the most unlikely places.
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Chapter 8
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a hundred thousand bodies (and one we could have saved) by ammunitionist
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
06 May 2020
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sometimes, hawkeye loses track.
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hawkeye is impossible, or so he’s been told.
Part character study, part experimental non-linear narrative, part a place for me to project and put all my unnecessarily specific headcanons in one place, today we’re taking a trip through hawkeye’s chaotic train of thought after being asked a simple question: “tell me about the bus.”
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Radar and Klinger have a package! Yahoo!
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Having finally grown tired of ignoring his mother's requests to have dinner with him and to see Erin, BJ drives his family up to his parents house for what should've been a simple Sunday dinner. Unfortunately, Hawkeye and his father are like oil and water: they will never mix.
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Unwillingly thrown into the position of chief attending in his ER, Hawkeye is dealing with the fallout of every decision he was never a part of. While the newest hire, Doctor Hunnicutt, makes the shift easier, he doesn't make a single thing simpler in Hawkeye's life.
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- Part 1 of Savior Season
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Hawkeye struggles to adjust to time off after a minor workplace injury, until BJ invokes a favored fantasy. Meanwhile BJ plays with a new angle of an old idea, before Hawkeye catches on and catches up. Together they manage to pass two weeks of vacation more pleasurably than anticipated.
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Hawkeye pulled away, looking at him up close. BJ’s eyes were very blue. “You’re awfully cocksure.”
“That’s because I’m awfully sure of my—”
Hawkeye yanked his tie again and kissed him.
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“Sure,” Hawkeye said. “I’d make a great housewife. Shining the telephone, arranging the fridge magnets, overcooking the laundry…”
“I mean it,” BJ said, tone perfectly controlled.
“Ha,” Hawkeye said, closing his eyes.
“Hawkeye,” BJ repeated. “I mean it.”///
Hawkeye can't seem to relax after a tough week at work. When he accidentally lets slip a secret fantasy, BJ decides it might be exactly what the doctor ordered to help the both of them wind down.
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The smutty version of Swamp(y) Snogs
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Kinktober Day 19: Aftercare
Hawkeye helps B.J. through some guilt.
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- Part 20 of grossferatu Kinktober 2025
- Part 33 of M*A*S*H fanfiction