14 Works in Needles (The Magnus Protocol)
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Externals: Starring Mr Bonzo by Karidoesnotapologise
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast), Art - Reza
10 Oct 2025
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The Externals is the latest show from acclaimed children's TV star Mr Bonzo, who brings his trademark cheeky humour to this ensemble comedy, boosted by a flawless cast, including Nigel Dickerson (Saturdays On Six), Ink5oul (The Great Tattoo Off), Needles, and even Lady Mowbray (Britain’s Deadliest Hunt), with many special guests along the way! Join Mr Bonzo and his eclectic bunch as they work together to do assignments for the Office of Incident Assessment and Response, a premise that seems dull until you realise what the OIAR actually does, while Nigel Dickerson simply tries to navigate life around Mr Bonzo's larger-than-life personality.
Featuring original music by Dredgerman!
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Sam wasn't exactly enjoying his day when someone wanders into the OIAR...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 423
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 15
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Colin isn't sure where to go, and runs into another External...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 471
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 20
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You didn't exactly wait for him...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 478
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 13
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lately i’ve been wishing i was five foot five weighing nine nine wearing thigh highs by CecilNeedsToSleep
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
10 Feb 2025
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Needles is tired of being a pathetic little twink.
It seems a tattoo is in order.
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Cheap Liquor by T0tally_n0t_3m0
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
20 Oct 2024
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Are they lovers? worse.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 455
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 32
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The Art of Escape by ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
27 Jun 2024
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Gertrude and Needles get locked in an Escape Room together.
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i feel soon i will sink into you by yamswrites
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
09 Jun 2024
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Gerry looks at him like he’s little more than a worm at his feet. He says, “It's my turn to talk, unless you’re asked a question. What do you want, Needles?”
His heart leaps into his throat, but all the same Needles tries to speak. “How—How did you know my name?”
“I said I’m the one asking questions here. What do you want? Don’t lie.”
Needles, nervous and bewildered, answers, “You.” It falls out of his mouth so quickly, as if forced to spill into the air. His eyebrows furrow in his confusion, his hands wanting to come up and cover his mouth as he wonders why he’d just admitted that.
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- Part 1 of thread the needle
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On his way home after another job well done, Mr Bonzo runs into someone with a rather unique reaction to his presence. The man himself seems rather unusual as well, so it's no wonder Mr Bonzo finds himself intrigued.
Needles finds a new low for how badly his attempts at scaring people can go. However, he also finds someone who might just be able to take him at his worst, so really, the situation's not that tragic, he supposes.
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puzzle pieces by beefyeggshells
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
22 Feb 2024
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um. jane prentiss and needles meet and things get sloppy real fast. this is possibly the grossest thing i have ever written, and it's gonna be the first work i've posted to ao3. fuck yeah.
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Needles finds a new victim - or rather, his victim finds him.
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I'm Sorry, You What? by godzendwillow (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
18 Feb 2024
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Needles could feel the fear soak deep into his lungs, his bones, his very being. Nothing like he had ever tasted before, it could last him for years on end but..
Something wasn't quite right about it.
As he stared down at Mr. Operator, all he could question was, why on god's green earth was he not horrified right now!?
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Needles Cheers You up on a Bad Day :) by Blossomgutz
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
16 Feb 2024
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You are feeling sad but someone is here to cheer you up!!!!