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The Ever Incompetent Captain Lagret and His Consistently Exasperated Superior Major Partagaz In: Steamed Chans by Nate56Mate
Fandoms: Andor (TV)
20 Sep 2025
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Captain Lagret invites Major Partagaz over for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 783
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 15
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Steamed Hams (but it’s Sonic the Hedgehog) by Calmoose415
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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Just what the title says. Sonic invites Shadow over for an unforgettable luncheon. Hijinks ensue.
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Harry & Kim in...AN UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEON by rollerska8er
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), The Simpsons
18 May 2025
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Du Bois with his crazy explanations
The humble Lieutenant's gonna need his medication
When he hears Harry's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight! -
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Reader is a musician who moves to Springfield in search of a more interesting life. She's enjoying her time in Springfield - until she meets a man named Sideshow Bob. Sideshow Bob is extremely intelligent, but also a bit of a psychopath. Reader knows he's unstable and violent, but unfortunately finds herself falling for him. Sideshow Bob returns the feelings and has an intense, almost obsessive romance with the reader. Can the reader keep her life and sanity in check - or will this whole thing end in a ball of fiery flames?
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Oh, egads! Looker's roast is ruined. But what If he were to purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking?
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When Superintendent Skinner comes to Principal Prickly's house for lunch, Principal Prickly's roast goes on fire until he brings in fast food while he attempts to cover his plan of impressing Superintendent Skinner with his original "Steamed Hams" recipe. While trying to cover his facade, Principal Prickly's house sets on fire, thanks to the burning roast left in the oven.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 717
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 33
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Steamed Hams but it changes ship everytime Seymour Speaks by Anonymous
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
05 Apr 2025
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You read the title.
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Steamed Hams but it’s a RWBY ship fic but every time the Seymour figure speaks, the fic switches ships by marc122
Fandoms: RWBY, The Simpsons
01 Apr 2025
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In case you were wondering, this is the actual title. Have fun.
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- Part 8 of marc122's Assortions
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,105
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 186
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Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen by Polaris Storm (PolarisStorm)
Fandoms: The Simpsons
28 Mar 2025
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Superintendent Chalmers reminisces over what happened that awful, awful night.
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- Part 69 of Standalone
- Part 12 of Poetry and Songwriting
- Part 21 of Actual Fanfic
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Steamed Stars by FoxxMcCloud
Fandoms: Super Mario RPG (Video Games), Super Princess Peach (Video Game), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
17 Mar 2025
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Taken from a very old prompt on a Mario Discord server, this is a Steamed Hams parody involving Princess Peach and my rendition of Wapeach, Skylar. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable Princess Peach fic! 😳
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- Part 1 of Princess Peach & Friends
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 748
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 43
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Steamed Holiday Hams by Dax_Narra07
Fandoms: Pixi Saves Christmas / Pixi Post and the Gift Bringers, The Simpsons
01 Feb 2025
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Pixi/Virginia gets invited by her employee Tom for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 983
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 5
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Mr. Thicc has been pestering Sven Svensson to come for dinner and get a taste of his killer cooking, but will it in fact be a killer and knock Sven's tastebuds out of this world or will it be a killer and let the Toppat Orbital Station go up in flames?
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One day, Reimu hosts Misumaru at her shrine, hoping to impress her with an unforgettable luncheon. However, disaster strikes and she must think quickly to salvage it.
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Steamed Hope by chesternut
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
02 Nov 2024
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Yasuhiro invites Makoto over to his house for an unforgettable luncheon
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Steamed Hams but Nix is in Charge of Lunch Today by Hell_jpeg
Fandoms: Beatmania IIDX (Video Games)
31 Oct 2024
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Nix hosts an unforgettable luncheon
it's a steamed hams shitpost, idk what else to say here
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Steamed Hams but it's a 13 Sentinels Fanfiction by Archivist_13
Fandoms: 十三機兵防衛圏 | 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim (Video Game)
14 Oct 2024
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(SPOILERS IN TAGS)
Megumi has to have the most important conversation she's ever had with another person. Also it's steamed hams, cause we can't let this get too serious lol.
Tags: Preparing for the Future, Year 1+ (strengthening their love), "As gorgeous as you always were." Bonus AU: Crossover.
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Marge and Homer Simpson have officially broke up. Homer is single, lonely, and needs someone to stop him from spiralling into an alcoholic depression.
Seymour Skinner has had his heart crushed by Edna Krebapple for the 5th time. He is sick and tired of being the second choice. Dealing with his mother issues after her death also weigh heavy on his heart.
Can they help each other come to terms with their sexuality and their problems? And can they find love in each other along the way?
(this is really old and a joke but i never finished it so im reposting and finishing it now)
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The Veil and the Doctor have an unforgettable luncheon in the confession dial
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Date gone wrong, but also right? by juniorhelper156
Fandoms: Poppy Playtime (Video Game)
05 Aug 2024
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Dogday invites Catnap for a date, who agreed happily. However, Dogday’s luncheon, which included mice and some fish, the one he so delicately prepared for Catnap, burnt to a crisp in the oven!
He knew Picky was making burgers for the entire gang, he and Catnap no exception in case they both decided to drop in unannounced during their date. So getting some food would be easy.
Not looking like a complete idiot in front of Catnap whilst saving the date is another. Good thing Dogday has experience bullshitting to success.