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beneath a moon of gray by anticlockfoolish for magicalmolly
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
01 Nov 2025
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The mission was over. They’d failed spectacularly, and now all that was left for them to do was call for backup, and get the hell out of there. It was later. But he didn’t—Lemony swallowed shakily, ran a hand through his hair—he didn’t want to get scared, to feel the full weight of what had happened tonight. Not yet. Not ever.
Two young Volunteers debrief after an eventful mission. Lemony picks up a new habit.
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forever is the sweetest con by artements
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
03 Jun 2024
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You tuck forget-me-nots beneath the band on her finger.
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I wanna get off, but I keep riding the ride by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
19 Nov 2025
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Five years ago, the Baudelaires died, and left V.F.D. behind forever. For five years, they managed to keep up the illusion of a normal life- but when a vaguely familiar person finds them, are forced to return to their life on the run. How long can they continue down this path before their actions finally catch up with them?
A sequel to 'I've got a war in my mind (so I just ride)', formerly known as 'I Need To Forget, So Take Me To The Hinterlands'. This fic is roughly ¾ of the way written, and will be updated regularly.
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- Part 2 of The Hinterlands Are A Hell Of A Drug
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- English
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- 45,244
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- 14/31
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- Comments:
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If I ever lose my memory, make me read this story again.
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The Hinterlands Are A Hell Of A Drug by Anonymous
Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
19 Nov 2025
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It was supposed to be a one shot…
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Tb
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The Doomed Dozen by Socks_2789
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), The Pony Party! - Loney M. Setnick
20 Dec 2025
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The Baudelaire children were very unfortunate indeed. You may think that, given there were twelve of them, they would figure out solutions to their problems rather quickly. However, it so happened that when the siblings put their heads together it usually resulted in various items of furniture being hurled, mediocre cooking, attempted murder (only occasionally directed at each other), and many *many* pranks.
Or: ASOUE but there are 12 Baudelaire kids! (Netflix Baudelaires are Violet, Klaus and Sunny. Movie Baudelaires [originally created by midas_touch_of_angst] are Lilac, Nick and Solitude. Book Baudelaires are Veronica, Klyde and Susie. The Baudelaires' character foils from 'The Luckiest Kids in the World' are Laurie, Larry and Linda.)
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- Part 1 of The Twelve Baudelaires AU
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The trouble that’s afoot by Socks_2789
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
13 Feb 2025
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Lemony's parents resort to extreme measures in a failed attempt to prevent V.F.D from recruiting their youngest son.
Or: An ATWQ AU in which Lemony is disabled.
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SO SILLYYYYYY
lemony gets both some angst and a funny ending, which is all we can really ask for
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Bitter Choices and Sweet Tea by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
22 Apr 2018
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Bertrand Baudelaire has a wonderful family, but a phone call from an old friend reminds him of what he and his wife had to leave behind for it, and of the things they can never run away from.
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- English
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- 4,126
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- 1/1
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- 50
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a well-curated collection of books in the trunk by artements
Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
03 Jun 2024
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J&O one-shots, backburner fics, & character studies in canon (ish) order.
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- 6,958
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- 5
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Seabound by Bookended (BlueOranges)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
29 Jan 2025
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Klaus and Beatrice hide from VFD. This goes as well as it possibly can.
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Care by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
22 Jul 2018
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Moxie cares for her old friend. Lemony doesn't know how to be cared about.
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- English
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- 1,915
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- 1/1
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- 7
- Kudos:
- 84
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- 9
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Just Like A Fairytale by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
02 Jul 2018
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Once upon a time, in the now flooded village of Killdeer Fields, a story happened.
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- Part 2 of Markson Family Stories
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- English
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- 6,549
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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Armstrong Feint is Lemony’s father...
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like a car without a driver by dragons_SRSunn
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
20 Aug 2023
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The Bellerophon brothers refused to admit that their father was dead.
This made the volunteers who wanted to recruit them very frustrated.
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Segments of the Snicket File by dragons_SRSunn
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
21 Nov 2021
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Top-secret portions of the Snicket file that nobody was ever allowed to see, especially the Snickets.
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“you keep your own secrets perfectly well, don’t you snicket? secrets to line your pockets with, to get whatever you want with.”
or, esmé and kit take their frustrations out on each other.
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kill them; kill them with fire by Xavantina
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
17 Aug 2020
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Information gained through VFD channels (intercepted, stolen, or overheard in pretentious seafood restaurants) reported that there had been an incident in the Gorgonian Grotto. The details were murky, but one thing was for sure: the Medusiod Mycelium had mutated. It no longer just killed people. It changed them. And even more disturbing, it was spreading to the general population, despite their most noble efforts to contain it.
The inevitable zombie AU.
Tags, rating, and warnings will definitely change as we progress.
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hold you in his arms, yeah you can feel his disease by ShadeofGreen
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
08 Nov 2023
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“I hope the letter isn’t ruin by the rain. I don’t want to get in trouble with my chaperone before meeting him. Or her.” Widdershins gives out a sigh and leans back against the bench.
“It depends on the letter’s content,” answers a male voice. It’s a male voice that Widdershins unfortunately, know all too well. “Would you kindly give me the letter? I’m curious to know what my associate wrote.”
(Or, the future Captain Widdershins meets his chaperone, and endures all over again.)
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Nothing Out There by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
26 Oct 2018
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"We can never be truly free, can we? We will always have this shadow over us."
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- Part 17 of Fictober 2018
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,110
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2
- Kudos:
- 23
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- 4
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- 265
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ethics of hypnotism by tangentiallly
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
22 Aug 2020
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Georgina and Bertrand debate the right and wrongs of hypnotism.
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poisonous fungi can break hearts by tangentiallly
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
17 Mar 2019
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There was a schism, there was a dangerous biological weapon, and there were people wishing other people would reach out first: a fic about Jacques/Bertrand breakup, Kit and Bertrand’s friendship, and the Medusoid Mycelium backstory. (Except, as one of them would point out, is it really a breakup if you’ve never really been together?)
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“For years this organization has behaved in ways that were as noble as they were secret.”
“You’re scattered all over the place, doing secret errands and investigations.”
“Everything’s covered in smoke and mirrors.”
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