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Swan Song by 0Hazy_Days
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Feb 2026
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Italy, 2001
Prosciutto is one of the most ruthless assassins in Passione, Italy's most powerful criminal organization. A new hit assigned to him and his partner Pesci leads them to the prestigious San Carlo Theater, where Prosciutto's focus is unexpectedly shaken when he lays eyes on Tina Perlov, the strangely captivating ballerina from abroad. Against his better judgment he finds himself irresistibly drawn to her, and her own presence might just be what makes or breaks his mission.
Tina has worked hard to get to where she is now, as one of the biggest ballet stars and actresses in the U.S. Elegant and poised, yet hotheaded at times, she knows the worth of herself and her team. So when strange things begin to happen while on tour that threaten her career and the lives of her friends, she's determined to get to the bottom of it. Even if it means teaming up with an assassin.
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Drab Penname (yes, that IS his real name) has always wandered from place to place with no real goal in mind. He's content to live on his own and travel all of Faerûn in solitude, with only his cursed lyre for permanent company.That style of life is woefully interrupted when he's abducted by the nautiloid, hurling him into an adventure he'd only ever think to sing about around a campfire, never experience firsthand. He'll need all his wits about him to survive, along with the help of new friends and a rather dazzling githyanki warrior.
Even though he's physically incapable of lying, he's sure no one will ever believe his tale should he survive long enough to tell it.
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Feara Ashmurr prides herself on keeping her party fed. Astarion intends to take her generosity rather personally.
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Illuso stand mechanic headcanons when I should be doing homework by 0Hazy_Days
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Sep 2025
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My personal headcanons on how Man In The Mirror works! I wrote this rather than do anything else remotely productive. Hope you like it.
(Not spoiler free)
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- Part 2 of My JJBA Headcanons
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La Squadra drinking headcanons by 0Hazy_Days
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Aug 2025
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My headcanons on all 9 members of La Squadra's typical behavior going out for drinks, what happens when they have a drinking game, and how they behave when drunk.
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- Part 1 of My JJBA Headcanons
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 839
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 17
- Hits:
- 103
Recent series
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My JJBA Headcanons by 0Hazy_Days
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Sep 2025
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- Works:
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Recent bookmarks
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Cold Rain and Snow by crackedteacup
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Sep 2020
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Setting: mid-December 1994, South Tyrol, Italy
Takes place shortly before La Squadra di Esecuzione is formed. 25-year-old Prosciutto, jaded and accustomed to mafia life in Polpo's gambling division, is sent off on a suspicious, possibly-fake assassination mission in the far north of Italy with 21-year-old fellow brand-new stand user, Risotto, who is far too handsome and tall, but lacks all social skills. And he is possibly related to Polpo, which as far as Prosciutto is concerned, is a crime.
Bookmarked by 0Hazy_Days
10 Mar 2026
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Date Night at the Tranquil Farm by cherrydee
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Mar 2021
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“Aaaaalright, so what’s the plan then, boss?” Formaggio asked, cracking each of his knuckles individually. “We going in covert style? Undercover?”
“Yes.” He slid two files in front of Prosciutto and Formaggio. “Congratulations to the happy couple.”
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You know the drill!! It's fake dating until uh oh~~ maybe its not??Bookmarked by 0Hazy_Days
09 Mar 2026
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Under wandering stars I’ve grown by Crooked_pictures
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Mar 2023
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Formaggio takes his hand out of his pocket and gently places the contents onto the bed. Illuso curses as he returns to his normal size, blood immediately staining the sheets. Formaggio takes a seat on the bed beside him, smirking.
“How’re you holding up man?”
“Fuck off.” Illuso bites out, sitting up to better glare at Formaggio. He only makes it about half way before collapsing back down with a pained hiss.
Formaggio’s smile drops.
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An injury acquired on the job leaves Illuso’s team scrambling when it gets infected during the night.
(Part 1 of a series, requests open)
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- Part 1 of Wherever I may roam
Bookmarked by 0Hazy_Days
08 Mar 2026
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The Good Son by moodybluemood
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Feb 2020
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Prosciutto and a young Ghiaccio kill a guy and then go out for lunch and dessert after. Prosciutto is personally oppressing Ghiaccio by not patting his face.
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- Part 5 of Lovely Creatures
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07 Mar 2026
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La Squadra Esecuzioni X reader One-shots by Ciabattaaah
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Mar 2026
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Just some one-shots with the best team of Passione
I take requests btw!
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02 Mar 2026