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    A Peacemaker's Sorrow by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    08 Nov 2023

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    Shen Yuan, the biggest anti-fan of this year's most popular stallion novel, Proud Immortal Demon Way!

    The novel that Shen Yuan would happily curse until his last breath for being cliche, having an ungodly amount of horny fan service that didn't pertain to any plot, not that there truly was a plot, to begin with in this trash novel! Having the legitimacy of a grade school essay, far too many unfinished backstories, and a ridiculous amount of subplots that's only purpose was to serve as sixty chapters of papapa to an overpowered protagonist whose harem reached triple digits!

    And when he says that he would happily curse it until his last breath, he means it.

    "A-Yuan, what are you doing sleeping right now?"

    Wait, where is he?

    "Why are you ignoring your Gege? Answer me!"

    Who’s his Gege!?!

    Shen Yuan realizes that the plot holes in PIDW really are going to be the actual death of him, but all he has to do is survive in this new world and keep his Gege and Qi-ge safe and happy with him!

    But most importantly, stay as far away from the scum villain and Luo Binghe as possible! Which turns out to be his biggest struggle of all!

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    25 Aug 2023

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    curse in a graceful disguise by Anonymous

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    10 Aug 2023

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    "I think we've got the humble Dan Heng today," March says, giggling mischievously.
    "Humble…?" Dan Heng asks, looking utterly confused.
    "Yeah, you're not even mentioning how awesome your hands look and how strong you are like you could totally protect all of us," March says, trying to remember what went down.
    "And don't forget how you might need a sword too, because you're totally capable of handling it," Welt chimes in.
    "Oh, yeah! I heard that too!" March exclaims. "Like, alright, chill out, Mr. 'I'm a pro with a spear and a sword,' my bad for just being a bow user."

    in which Dan Heng swaps bodies with Blade

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    05 Aug 2023

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    to dream of you by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    29 Dec 2022

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    “Have you just been watching me?”

    Mobei Jun’s face turned with amusement. “Not really. I wasn’t able to come right away.”

    “So you were watching me,” Shang Qinghua confirmed teasingly.

    Mobei Jun walked toward him, the humored upturn of his lips growing. “Only a little.”

    Shang Qinghua turned to face him as Mobei Jun came to a stop beside him. “My king,” Shang Qinghua said in belated greeting, ducking his head.

    Mobei Jun caught his chin and tilted his head back up. He sighed. “I wish you wouldn’t be so formal sometimes.”

    _____

    In an attempt to work out an alliance with the king of the Northern Desert, Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, and Shang Qinghua go to Mobei Jun's palace. Shang Qinghua falls in love. He isn't sure what to do about that.

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    21 Feb 2023

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    Plastromancy by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    24 Oct 2021

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    "One night, Luo Binghe notices something odd about the way his blood is pooling on the floor of the woodshed."

    A twelve year old Luo Binghe meets his Other Shizun.

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    25 Jan 2023

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    Entirely Out of Spite by for Alinicia

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    21 Aug 2025

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    20 Jan 2023