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A Peacemaker's Sorrow by TiredDemi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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Shen Yuan, the biggest anti-fan of this year's most popular stallion novel, Proud Immortal Demon Way!
The novel that Shen Yuan would happily curse until his last breath for being cliche, having an ungodly amount of horny fan service that didn't pertain to any plot, not that there truly was a plot, to begin with in this trash novel! Having the legitimacy of a grade school essay, far too many unfinished backstories, and a ridiculous amount of subplots that's only purpose was to serve as sixty chapters of papapa to an overpowered protagonist whose harem reached triple digits!
And when he says that he would happily curse it until his last breath, he means it.
"A-Yuan, what are you doing sleeping right now?"
Wait, where is he?
"Why are you ignoring your Gege? Answer me!"
Who’s his Gege!?!
Shen Yuan realizes that the plot holes in PIDW really are going to be the actual death of him, but all he has to do is survive in this new world and keep his Gege and Qi-ge safe and happy with him!
But most importantly, stay as far away from the scum villain and Luo Binghe as possible! Which turns out to be his biggest struggle of all!
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- Part 1 of A Peacemaker’s Sorrow and Joy (SVSSS)
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curse in a graceful disguise by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Aug 2023
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"I think we've got the humble Dan Heng today," March says, giggling mischievously.
"Humble…?" Dan Heng asks, looking utterly confused.
"Yeah, you're not even mentioning how awesome your hands look and how strong you are like you could totally protect all of us," March says, trying to remember what went down.
"And don't forget how you might need a sword too, because you're totally capable of handling it," Welt chimes in.
"Oh, yeah! I heard that too!" March exclaims. "Like, alright, chill out, Mr. 'I'm a pro with a spear and a sword,' my bad for just being a bow user."in which Dan Heng swaps bodies with Blade
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05 Aug 2023
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to dream of you by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2022
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“Have you just been watching me?”
Mobei Jun’s face turned with amusement. “Not really. I wasn’t able to come right away.”
“So you were watching me,” Shang Qinghua confirmed teasingly.
Mobei Jun walked toward him, the humored upturn of his lips growing. “Only a little.”
Shang Qinghua turned to face him as Mobei Jun came to a stop beside him. “My king,” Shang Qinghua said in belated greeting, ducking his head.
Mobei Jun caught his chin and tilted his head back up. He sighed. “I wish you wouldn’t be so formal sometimes.”
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In an attempt to work out an alliance with the king of the Northern Desert, Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, and Shang Qinghua go to Mobei Jun's palace. Shang Qinghua falls in love. He isn't sure what to do about that.
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21 Feb 2023
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Plastromancy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2021
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"One night, Luo Binghe notices something odd about the way his blood is pooling on the floor of the woodshed."
A twelve year old Luo Binghe meets his Other Shizun.
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25 Jan 2023
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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- 560,140
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- 46/46
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20 Jan 2023
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The Golden Cat of Sumeru by midnighter777 for 1mb
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Aug 2023
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If Alhaitham hadn’t taken both keys with him, he wouldn’t be in this goddamn mess. He’d be at home, sipping tea over a nice book – that is, not trapped in the body of a damn cat out of all things, miserable and stuck out in the rain.
Surely his day could not get any worse than this, is what he thinks, right before he runs head first into said roommate.
In which Kaveh turns into a cat, and Alhaitham unwittingly adopts him.- Language:
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- 12/12
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15 Jan 2023
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Fix-it fic. Fill for a prompt on tumblr. I don't even go here. 2020 has been a stressful year for us all.
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19 Oct 2022
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Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2023
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(oh my god they were roommates)
"Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness."
Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?
Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out?(90% light-hearted comedy, 10% existential horror and fear because this is the OG PIDW Binghe we're talking about)
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- English
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- 101,049
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- 30/30
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13 Oct 2022
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Thoma Accidentally Becomes His Friend Ajax’s Platonic Sugar Baby by Lkcsi
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Sep 2022
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Thoma is struggling. His monthly stipend for his scholarship hasn’t been paid for over three months and he literally has enough money in his account for around two weeks of food and a month of rent. Enter Ajax, his rich friend who has much more mora than sense, who offers him a ridiculously high amount of mora in exchange for talking in his stead to his crush, Zhongli, and finding out his likes and dislikes, just so he can finally work up the courage to ask Zhongli out on a date. Tempted by the prospect of being able to pay rent on time, eat three square meals a day, and on top of it all have some money for himself, Thoma has no choice but to accept.
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13 Oct 2022
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Scum Villain AUs by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
18 Nov 2022
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Various random alternate universe fics.
Includes:
Supervillain AU
Genderswap AU
Hades & Persephone AU
Dragon Monster AU
Mermay AU
Free Guy AU& Many More!
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- 481,345
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- 41/?
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11 Oct 2022
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the sun and moon and sky that divides them by smthingclever
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Jun 2023
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The mark is about the size of his palm, raised on his skin and glittering in the dim, bathroom light. The sparkle of a familiar constellation. It takes him a moment to remember the name: Lapis Dei.
God of Stone.
Ajax tries not to panic, but he can feel it crashing over him like a dark wave. Soulmates are supposed to be a myth, a fairy tale. Except now there’s a mark burned onto his skin.
And his soulmate is the god he’s been sent to kill.The age of gods is over. As the humans of Teyvat industrialized, they have driven the adepti to near extinction and now hunt them for their energy.
Thought dead for 300 years, the ancient god Morax has resurfaced, and Fatui Corp want his power for themselves. Their top assassin, Childe, embarks on his most dangerous mission yet—to hunt the Prime of the Adepti.
Meanwhile, Morax is living a new life in disguise as the human Zhongli, working as an exorcist for Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. As one of the last of his kind, he must stay hidden at all costs.
But the assassin and the god—bound to clash—couldn’t know that the strings of fate have coalesced to pull them together in a very different way....- Language:
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04 Oct 2022
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the battle of r/Teyvat by cruellae (tinkabelladk)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Sep 2022
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posted on r/AITA by u/RexLapisRocks
A prominent actor recently posted in IAmA about his upcoming film, which contains numerous and egregious historical inaccuracies. I called him out on it, and he had no satisfactory answer to give me, but insisted I was “reading too much into it” and that “nobody cares about ancient history.” As a result, I wrote a very long blog post exposing the many issues with his film. This post has now had approximately 17 viewers and 2 likes on FaceBook. AITA for calling so much attention to his faults?
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“By order of the Liyue Qixing, all members of the Fatui who are non-essential to the day-to-day operations of Northland Bank are to leave Liyue by the end of the month.
Please note: Harbingers do not qualify as essential staff.”
The only thing more difficult than completing a mission in a nation where Childe is hated, is completing a mission in a nation where he’s being threatened with imminent deportation.
Out of alternatives and with failure not an option, the only way he can hope to remain in Liyue is by entering a relationship with one of its residents. He can think of only one person eccentric enough to go along with such a suggestion.
OR: The inherent awkwardness of undertaking a secret mission while falling in love with the guy you’re fake dating for your residency permit.
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17 Sep 2022
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i think you're so good (and i'm nothing like you) by TrashcanWithSprinkles
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Feb 2022
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Ajax had a soulmate mark, just like about half the population of Teyvat did.
If Ajax ever found his soulmate, he would pretend to be normal for them. He would observe from afar if possible, and make sure nothing happened to them. That no ailments ever came to them. That they never came to lack anything.
That was the plan. Or, at least, it had been, until the Tsaritsa requested an audience with him alone and asked to see his mark.“Tartaglia,” she began, serious. “That is Morax, the Geo Archon.”
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Or, Ajax is Morax' soulmate, the Tsaritsa ships him off to Liyue, and he has to pretend like he doesn't feel like he's not good enough for the Geo Archon.
[the word count up to chapter 14 was 69 420 and i think i won't achieve something as beautiful ever again]
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16 Sep 2022
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Rachel for Leah by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2022
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Emperor Luo Binghe understands almost immediately that his fifty-second wife's miraculous recovery from the brink of the death is not what it seems. It takes him longer to work out how lucky he's gotten.
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- 434
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16 Sep 2022
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my voice in your ear by marquisguyun for marizousbooty
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2022
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tumblr user assiraphales: "there should be a cooking competition where a professional chef stands on the sidelines unable to touch anything yelling directions at their partner, a rudimentary home cook who doesn’t know how to spell roux"
Or, celebrity chef Luo Bingge meets Shen Yuan through a cooking competition. Shen Yuan can't cook.
Written for the MXTX Exchange 2022
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- 3,433
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- 1/1
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- 49
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16 Sep 2022
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a dream is a wish the heart makes by deargalileo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Sep 2022
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the last thing geralt had expected to do was meet a prince in the woods. no- the last thing that geralt expected to do was fall in love with the prince, and make a deal with a witch to see him again.
(cinderella witcher retelling)
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- Part 1 of witcher fairy tale aus
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15 Sep 2022
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Jean Said it's My Turn With the Brain Cell by AutumnDescending
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Nov 2022
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Itto: SHINOBU! My dude, my bro, how are ya.
Shinobu: Shush! We are in the MIDDLE of FIRST PERIOD
>:( Put your phone away.Itto: But uh, if you’re answering these messages, then your phone is out too
Itto: Gotcha
Itto: Anyways
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Yet another modern HS AU genshin chatfic (now featuring my silly 30 second doodles) because we sure don't have enough of those amirite?
Anyways, instead of one giant group chat, it’s like 67 separate chats and DMs and there's like 5 things going on at once all the time. Chapters will be stupidly long, and updates will be very infrequent. Everyone will show up. Everyone.
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13 Sep 2022
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Ms. Hina is Indeed, NOT a Sexy Ara-Ara Lady by raiono
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Apr 2022
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After the abolishment of the vision hunt decree, Gorou takes up a side job at the Yae publishing house writing the advice column of "That's Life" magazine under the name 'Ms. Hina'. One day Yae Miko proposes that Gorou do a meet and greet to appease his many fans, one of which is the loud, obnoxious oni, Arataki Itto, who is mighty insistent he gets to know the lovely Ms. Hina.
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- 50,401
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- 18/18
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13 Sep 2022
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Troy's not the only person who's not himself the summer between junior and senior year, some people just hide it better. A Chad and Ryan bodyswap story.
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11 Sep 2022