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It was a heart. A human heart, strangely unbloodied — ought not a heart be full of blood? It seemed to be pumping away nevertheless. As James watched, it contracted itself in a slow but definitive movement. There was a noticeable odour: not of blood or dead bodies as he might have expected, but like a butcher’s shop. The smell of fresh meat.
Good Christ, what was he to do with this?
Alone on Isla Cruces, Norrington has a lot of time to think. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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A few things, maybe several things by 5Runner5
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Feb 2026
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Jaskier had climbed the trail up to the keep before with Geralt and it had definitely taken a lot less time. (The Witchers themselves called it ‘the killer’, and they had the nerve to call Jaskier dramatic). But Geralt was only pretending he wasn’t ill, and Jaskier himself was admittedly tired and sore and hungry again. The bread and dried fruit they’d bought for lunch with their last orrens barely made a dent in it.
After a hard year, Jaskier and Geralt head up to Kaer Morhen for the winter to rest and recover. But they aren’t the only guests, and Jaskier rummages around in everybody’s closets until he finds the ghosts.
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Our devils broke rank, and out of the depths came an army by 5Runner5
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Apr 2025
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Yennefer pulls back a little; looks him full in the face. He looks somehow — she knows this is not right even as she thinks it — the picture of wide-eyed innocence. Open, vulnerable. She brings up a hand to smooth back his hair — soft, and fine, unlike — but not to think of him now — her own hands are trembling, too; she hadn’t noticed before now. Jaskier bites his lower lip.
In between trying to sacrifice herself to Voleth Meir and trying to make amends with Geralt, Yennefer seeks out comfort from an unlikely source.
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Five times Francis tried to propose to James and one time he succeeded by 5Runner5 for dshzin
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018)
14 Dec 2024
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Francis decides the time has come to propose to James. How hard can it possibly be?
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The price we pay by 5Runner5
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Aug 2024
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“What are you doing here?” Geralt asked, setting him upright. “Aren’t you worried you’ll catch the pox?”
“Hah,” Jaskier exclaimed, although there was no mirth in it. “Had it when I was a child, didn’t I. Can’t catch it again.” He hiccuped sadly. Before this moment Geralt hadn’t known it was possible to hiccup sadly, but Jaskier was a man of many talents. “‘nother round,” he mumbled at the barman.
In the wake of Essi’s death, Geralt finds Jaskier. He’s not doing so well.
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Episodes from the friendship between Fitzjames, Dundy, and Goodsir.
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all the liars in the world by kageygirl
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jul 2020
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"Jaskier, how drunk are you?" he asks, and Jaskier breathes a laugh into Geralt's shoulder.
"I am excellently drunk, Geralt, I've done a very good job of it. I am as drunk as a Skelligen skunk."
"There are no skunks on Skellige."
"I am as drunk as a Skelligen monk, then."
Which is fairly drunk, all things considered; Skelligens don't fuck around about that sort of thing.
Geralt has been foolish about many things in his long life, and every time to his detriment; he'll not make the mistake of deluding himself that someone like Jaskier, with all the world open to him and everything to offer in return, would ever really choose Geralt's company in that way.
(Geralt may not be a reliable narrator of his own life.)
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25 Apr 2026
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Genuine Fondness and Other Liabilities by LadySeabird
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
01 May 2026
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Elizabeth accepts Norrington's proposal. But even in a universe without interference from Will Turner or Jack Sparrow, things go catastrophically wrong shortly thereafter. James is injured and it's mostly Elizabeth's fault. The aftermath of that incident leads them both to re-evaluate what they mean to each other, and ultimately, each has to win the other back.
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03 Apr 2026
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James Norrington learns that there are far worse fates than ending up on a ship of undead pirates…
Ending up on a ship full of horny French pirates being one of them.
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12 Mar 2026
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After a close call for his Bard, Geralt begins to question how much the other man truly means to him. Jaskier, on the other hand, has little doubt about his feelings regarding his Witcher, and is keen to express them posthaste. That there might be a certain lack of clothing involved in that expression is perhaps inevitable.
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18 Feb 2026
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Kinktober 2025 by butterkit
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
13 Dec 2025
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It’s that time of year. Happy Kinktober.
(Mostly Geralt/Jaskier. All fluff, all smut — no angst here! Pairings and prompts are included in the chapter title.)
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12 Dec 2025