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    “Oh, right – Alhaitham.” Kaveh claps a hand to his forehead. “Cyno, if you see him at the Akademiya tomorrow, don’t mention this to him, would you? I haven’t told him yet.”

    “Told him?” Cyno asks slowly, a wary glint in his eye. “What exactly haven’t you told him?”

    “That I’m getting married,” Kaveh grimaces. “I wanted to tell him myself – I suppose I do want him at the wedding after all, you know – but I didn’t get a chance yet. You know what it’s like, trying to have a conversation with him.”

     

    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
    Kaveh is a single man. That's about it, really.

     

    or: the one in which Kaveh gets married, but not to whom you think.

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    "You stole Zara Renata's executioner?"

    Rook fidgeted under her friend's gaze. Unsure what the response here was (this was her first kidnapping, unintentional as it may be), she gave a small shrug and settled for a small, "Oops?"

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    Or in a timeline where Solas never set out to tear down the Veil, how things might play out for a small rebel group in Minrathous where a Hunger demon ends up helping out.

    Or at what point is the delulu too strong? When you've created an alternative AU of your own AU?

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    Lucanis had never been so amused watching someone eat. She paused as she considered every bite, sometimes halving it, like she worried about taking too much though none of her bites could be considered anything but diminutive. She chewed thoroughly, vigorously, always with her fingers pressed to her lips to shield herself. She savored, letting out quiet little sounds of appreciation.

    “Is that thyme?” she asked suddenly.

    “It is.” He was surprised she could detect it. He had used the barest sprinkling, just enough to tame the bitterness of the onions.

    A stirring in the back of his skull, movement from a phantom that had held himself so strangely patient that the absence of him was more jarring than his presence. Cook for her more.

    A spark ignited in his chest, a need.

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    Or sometimes a family is a Hunger demon suffering from a long bout of humanity, her Dalish daughter, a demonicly possessed assassin, and the kooky aunts and uncles they've amassed along the way.

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    When Binx becomes the artist-in-residence at the castle, she is not expecting to meet the prince on their first day.
    The prince is not expecting the slew of emotions that force themselves his way.

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    Welcome to Hatchetfield High's very own Nerd Protection Program (N.P.P), brought to you by the ghosts of ex-students who died within the halls of the school. These ghosts will protect any nerd from the hands of those who wish to bully them.

    After Ruth and Richie wake up in the school after graduation, they find they cannot leave - so they decide to help nerds with their bullies. How else would they spend their afterlife?

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    06 Dec 2023