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Fuck Nicky to hell.
That was the first coherent thought that came to Andrew’s mind the moment he saw Neil emerge from the bathroom.
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Andrew's POV of the scene after Nicky gets Neil all dolled-up for his first trip to Colombia. -
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If Lambert had to be anywhere, he supposed Kaer Morhen was as good as any. The keep was supposed to be a desolate monument to a bygone age, already so full of ghosts and memories that would not die, that it would not begrudge Lambert for bringing his own.
No one had expected the school’s golden boy to come back and turn it into a nursery.
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Lambert returns to Kaer Morhen not expecting any comfort, but comfort (much like accidentally acquired children) shows up when least expected. -
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Soap and Ghost are assholes and they have fun at Gaz's expense.
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Rare Sightings by AFurtiveCake
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Apr 2023
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“Ah, don’t look now,” Dandelion drawled, sidling into the seat opposite Geralt. “There’s that man you made an acquaintance with that one time. You know, intimately.”
“What man?" Geralt asked, taking the bait and turning around to look.
"Him?” He said, snorting in disbelief. “Istredd?”
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Dandelion thinks Geralt and Istredd have been intimately involved. Geralt finds the very idea ridiculous. He and Istredd aren't even on neutral terms! All they ever do is insult each other, discuss their shared ex, and figuratively measure dicks. They have absolutely zero interest in each other. No interest whatsoever. -
The Many Misadventures of Julian Alfred Pankratz by AFurtiveCake
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Mar 2023
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In which Julian Alfred Pankratz, the very bored and very horny Viscount of Lettenhove, lives the dutifully dull life of an unwed minor nobleman. Fortunately, he has his imagination to keep him company.
Or, Jaskier is a rich, bored, and horny viscount, and spends his time imagining (mostly self-insert) fanfiction involving the people in his life (including one very dashing groomsman), rather than doing his work.
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tenebroso by thesehands
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater
11 Oct 2024
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Ronan stared at him for a moment, assessing, and then, like the sun coming out, he grinned. His pensive, gloomy mood was gone, replaced by a familiar spark of delight at the chance to partake in mischief.
“Oh, you’re actually fucking thrilled this has landed in your lap,” Ronan said. “Shit, Parrish. This is your chance to be James Bond.”
“If I’m James Bond, would that make you Q?” Adam asked wryly.
“Nah,” Ronan said, and his smile curled lasciviously. “I’m Pussy Galore.”or: it's 1967. adam parrish walks the straight and narrow. ronan lynch lurks in the shadows. on a thursday, everything changes.
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04 Dec 2025
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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25 Nov 2024
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My Body is a Cage by artemisia3000
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Feb 2022
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“Got your answer?” Geralt asked impatiently, hating the whiney tone of his voice but unable to control it through the thick haze of his arousal. The dagger at his throat only made him harder.
“I think you would follow my orders like this,” Emhyr replied, his voice deep and dangerous. “I think you would even bow before me. Or kneel.”
Sticking around as Ciri settles into her new life at court, Geralt’s life is suddenly upended when Emhyr touches a cursed object and is pulled through a portal. Unable to pull him back in time, Geralt is pulled through with him.Instead of the expected assassins, they arrive at a strange place where they appear to be the only inhabitants. There is something inherently wrong about the place, like it should not exist. With only each other for company, their relationship takes some unexpected turns. Expect lots and lots of smut.
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13 Nov 2022
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Ankh Morpork Gothic by rallamajoop
Fandom Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
03 Oct 2021
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12 Nov 2022
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Me Instead by DahliaVanDare
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Jan 2023
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In the heat of an argument, Geralt exclaimed "The next time some married woman is about to tempt you to her bed, turn her down and you can have at me!”
Jaskier can turn down a married woman, and it turns out Geralt is willing to follow through on those impulsive words.
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16 Jan 2023