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What sane person grows wings as a contingency plan? by Traindweller
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Blonde Blazer focused on him with a bittersweet look. Posture weary as her shoulders were slightly slumped into themselves, her hands tightened into fists. "Chase." She sighed. "I was just looking for you. Come in."
They both entered her office, tension settling in the room as she beckoned him to her desk where her computer sat.
"We found Robert."
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Am I going against canon and only going based off the first four episodes? Yes. Do I have a thing for my favourite characters gaining avian-like traits? Absolutely fucking yes.
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30 Nov 2025
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A groan escapes his lips as he stirs; his head erupting with throbbing agony. It feels as if his skull is being slowly crushed as if in any minute it’ll cave in and shards of bone will dig into his brain. It takes him a moment to register above the brain fog that he has eyes he can use and as they flit open the shoddy light hanging and flickering above him feels blinding, sending an even more miserable ripple of pain through him. He squeezes his eyes shut and lets out a displeased mumble. He tries to bring a hand up to pinch the bridge of his nose however this is unsuccessful as his wrists meet the burn of coarse rope.
“Wakey wakey rise and shine sleeping beauty…”
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Robert gets kidnapped by Toxic. When he can’t provide the supervillain with the information he asks for he realises killing the dispatcher is too kind a punishment. There are worse things that proceed death and he’d have to be an idiot to not pick up on Robert’s suicidal inclinations. Toxic opts to render him unable to do his job instead.
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17 Nov 2025
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The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.
Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.
His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.
He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”
(Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it
Also also or: Feral Robert
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- Part 1 of Bird-Brained Bobert
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Bookmarked by AKIRAlice
16 Nov 2025
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Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).More fool him, he supposes.
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- Part 1 of The Z-Team Harem
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15 Nov 2025
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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2025
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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02 Nov 2025
