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When You Wash Upon The Shore by ComeHady
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Mar 2026
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Then he would turn around, pointing the finger of his left hand to the farthest of departing ships. And the children would cling even so closer to him, attempting with their whole might to spot something out in the depths.
"Back there, on the other side of the shore, lies the Shire," his very way of talk took the mannerism of a storyteller, softened, smoothed out, "And in the Shire, there is a hobbit hole, the one alike all of the other holes my people live in. And near that hobbit hole, a garden blooms. A beautiful garden, with flowers of yellow and blue and green. The most beautiful of gardens, it is, worth looking back for."
"Did you love the garden?" a little girl asked once, nearly jumping over the balcony. The questions they asked after were nonetheless different, futile to foresee. They were curious about the Shire, and the hobbits, and everything concerning Middle-earth, with frankly few exceptions.
The last time, however, it was precisely this one. Did Frodo love the garden?
Or: Frodo Baggins gets a rather unusual habit of watching the sea from the balcony every morning. No one can find out why.
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14 Mar 2026
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“…..Five minutes.
That was all it took.
Five minutes of her life that felt like the longest stretch of time in existence as she stared at the window, the small plastic test laying on the bathroom counter.
Two pink lines. Her stomach dropped.
“No...” she whispered under her breath, her voice barely audible.
What was she supposed to do now? She had spent so much time trying to move on from Zane, trying to focus on herself, but now this?….”
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05 Jul 2025
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After Max chooses to sacrifice Chloe, she finds herself determined to make this a new beginning, a timeline that won't be twisted for the worse because of her interference. Maybe this time, she might just be able to do some good. Nathan Prescott seems like the best possible - or worst - place to start.
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11 Jun 2025
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Lifetime Achievement Conchord by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types
24 Jul 2023
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Bret wakes up in a strange basement with Mel leaning over him, not remembering how he got there. When he gets home things don't get any less confusing. Jemaine tells him he's been gone a while.
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19 Jul 2023
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Tecomanthe Speciosa by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types
20 Jun 2023
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After Jemaine accidentally ruins a gig by coughing up flowers, he learns that he has hanahaki disease. Will he be able to tell Bret how he feels before things get much worse?
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17 Jul 2023
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A Second Cup of Coffee by mangostrawberry
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
28 Aug 2022
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Sam meets a new customer, who he finds strangely charming. Frodo, on the other hand, is constantly stressed out by his school work and can't wait to leave town as soon as he gets his degree.
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15 Jun 2023
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Impressions of a Morning Glory by mangostrawberry
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
15 Feb 2023
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'The main issue, he supposed, was that he couldn’t remember a thing.'
Frodo wakes up without his memory, having only the word of his friends to go on when it comes to the details of his life. Or, a story about reconciling with the past.
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14 Jun 2023
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Frodo thinks he knows himself very well. He's committed to being just like his uncle: wise, strange, and unattached. Though, the company of his gardener and closest friend is always welcome. Frodo tries not to think too deeply about why that is.
Sam does know himself very well. He's accepted that he and Frodo are just too different in status for anything to happen between them. He's not even so sure that they're officially friends.
Bilbo, as always, knows more than he should. He finds the whole thing very funny.
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09 Jun 2023
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What We Do With Babies (no, seriously, what do we do now?) by purrvaire
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 May 2022
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“So… I mean, I won’t judge you guys, because you’re my mates and I won’t judge you. But how… how did you make him?” Nick asks, perplexed.
“We didn’t make him, you idiot”, Deacon snaps.
“We sort of stumbled across him”, Vladislav mutters.
“What’s his name?” Stu asks.
“We don’t know”, Viago shrugs. “They simply called him The Child or The Baby. I think Tilda mentioned “The Pest”.
“Now”, Deacon says, once he’s got the Child securely tucked on one arm. “How the fuck do we raise a child?”
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or sometimes a family is three idiot vampires, an adorable baby vampire, their werewolves boyfriends (even if one of them is still a work in progress) and the rest of the werewolf packBookmarked by Aldrig
27 Apr 2023
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"I just really like having a good time with my friends."
Viago needs some help. Lucky for him, one of his flatmates is very generous with his talents.
My first WWDITS fic. Utter silly porn with barely a scrap of narrative.
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25 Apr 2023
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"Women don't want gentlemen, they want bullies and thugs."
Roy's words come back to haunt him in the form of Maurice Moss. Because, as it turns out, Roy is the same.
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24 Apr 2023
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Roy likes the way things are, life has other plans
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11 Apr 2023
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"I always thought I’d end up in a zany, body-swap type situation. Just not like this. Never like this.”
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11 Apr 2023
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When invitiations to a wedding from upstairs get sent out, Roy finds himself without one.
Of course it turns out wrong.
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07 Apr 2023
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After the D&D incident with the businessmen, it seems Roy may still need a bit more help getting over his ex-girlfriend. Turns out roleplaying with Moss is fun, and it's not really about his ex-girlfriend anymore.
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28 Mar 2023
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Inheritance Money by Sunshinesbaldchest
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types
21 Jan 2023
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Bret puts the phone on speaker for both of them to hear. A woman’s voice on the line says, “Yes, your great-great-great grandmother, three times removed, has left specifically you, Bret McKinley, $25,000. The only catch is that in order to receive this money, you will have to get married within five days of this phone call. If you don’t, you receive none of it. What do you say, do you accept?”
Bret looks at Jemaine, uncertain. Jemaine was already sold by ‘$25,000’ and is frantically whispering “Yes! Say yes!” When Bret remains silent, Jemaine brings the phone closer to his mouth and confirms himself with his Bret impression, which coincidentally sounds no different that his usual voice. “Yes, we- I accept.”
“Jemaine!” Bret whisper shouts.
“Great! I’m looking forwards to your wedding. Have a good evening, Bret.” The phone clicks. Jemaine grabs Bret’s shoulders in excitement, “We’re going to be millionaires, Bret!”
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Jemaine helps Bret find someone to marry for that sweet sweet inheritance money.
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24 Mar 2023
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Don't Keep Your Distance From Me by glacial_approach
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types
09 Jan 2023
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Bret sat in silence for almost a minute, not responding. Jemaine was about to head to the kitchen when Bret turned suddenly and kissed him.
One of those nights, then.
Thank you to @sweetbeebonnet, @alwaysaldrig, and @FAE_M00NY on twitter for advice and betaing!
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24 Dec 2022
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Story by Mia Ugly
Jemaine Clement was recently married in Los Angeles, California. The night of his bachelor party, he has something to say.
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06 Dec 2022
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After the Olympics Yul leaves the island for good (but he can’t stop sending Junior postcards).
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05 Dec 2022
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Bret was almost positive at this point that Jemaine was having sex dreams about him.
Thank you to @FAE_M00NY and @alwaysaldrig on Twitter for the beta!
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18 Nov 2022