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  1. Rec *

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    Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.

    After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.

    Or does he?

     

    The Devil Works Hard

    or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World

    or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love

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    14 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THAT ENDING OH MY GOSHHHH

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    In which Draco wears the face of Ron and is thereby compelled to fulfill Hermione's startling request.

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    06 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chapter 29

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    And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.

    Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for. 

     

    Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?" 

     

    If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.

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    20 Dec 2025

  5. Rec *

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    Hermione Granger has everything! Record-breaking NEWTS, her dream job, and a loving boyfriend.

    Except, long distance is kind of hard. And she's mainly doing low level admin work, that she somehow keeps messing up. And actually, why does everyone else seem to be so much better than her at this?!

    No, it's fine. She's got this!

    Right?

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    20 Dec 2025