13 Works by Aliakim
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But just as the memories were swallowed and digested, she forgot it ever happened.
(TW: this is a vent, check tags)
- Language:
- English
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“I don’t know, Charlie. I don’t think I can do it. I don’t want to kiss just anyone.”
“Don’t you kiss people on the cheek like all the time?” Charlie said without looking up from his phone.
“Th-That doesn’t count! I just want to practice, is all. That way I can get good at kissing my beautiful, wonderous future wife,” Pim sighed happily. “I just need to practice with someone I know who would be willing to help my cause!”
Suddenly, an idea popped into Pim’s head. A very, possibly, bad idea.
“Maybe you could help me then?”
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Pim needs practice with kissing so he can please his future wife. And who better to help out than his best friend? It's not like anything else could happen...
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Sexual fantasies, as it turns out, are never a good idea.
Thoughts of that motherfucker swirled around in his head and sent pools of heat into his gut. He didn’t even want to count how many times now he had to leave a meeting with the other Vees because of wandering thoughts and an aching dick. It was infuriating.
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“I’m gonna hate myself for asking this, but…” Wolfwood lights another cigarette and places it in his mouth, “what’s got you all worked up anyways?”
Vash stared out at the distant sands before returning with a sheepish smile.
“...you?”
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Vash’s plant-like qualities make it so he’s unable to orgasm, so Wolfwood enlists himself to help.
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A Legendary Meeting by Aliakim
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother
09 Nov 2023
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Barney from HIMYM and Dennis from Always Sunny meet each other for the first time in Paddy’s Pub (where Barney shows up after being separated from Ted during their eventful trip to Philly.)
Please remembers that this is such a crack fic and I can write infinitely better than this
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He looked around aimlessly before his eyes rested on the man in front of him, the softer glow of another ability surrounded him.
Atsushi didn’t think twice before hands became claws and he lunged forward. But it was too late, as his vision turned gray and skin went cold.
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Odd crimes begin to spring up in Yokohama one after the other, done in ways only abilities could achieve. They leave no real evidence behind except for a trail of bodies and the mysterious initials, “B.G.”
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“You sadly locked in on the first person you saw after drinking the wine, which just so happened to be me. So don’t feel bad, Poe. Just get some sleep and you’ll forget all about this thing in the morning.” Ranpo glanced to the side, an unreadable look on his face. “I promise I won’t tell anyone about your little temporary love for me.”
Before Ranpo could get up and leave, Poe tugged on his cape, stopping him in his tracks.
“…who said it was temporary?”
Ranpo looked down at Poe. “What?”
Poe looked up as he shook. “Who said I didn’t always love you?”
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Wanna Bet? by Aliakim
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime)
06 Mar 2023
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Mitsuba rolled his eyes, before looking back with a smile. A finger pointed towards Kou’s face. “What did you expect? Did you want me to wish that you’d kiss my adorable self?” He mocked.
“Yes.”
Mitsuba blinked. “Did… wha… huh? Excuse me?”
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Sadie Hawkins Dance by Aliakim
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
25 Feb 2023
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"Traditionally, it’s a school dance where the girls ask out the guys instead. Like a role reversal of sorts, I guess,” the teacher stated blandly at the end.
Kou glanced around the classroom to find a slew of mixed responses. Some seemed interested, while others were already over the now-outdated idea. Although Kou thought it sounded like a nice change of pace. He wasn’t the type to ask someone out since he could only be so confident sometimes. So being asked out sounded a hell of a lot easier.
That was until he realized he didn’t know who might ask him out.
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OR Mitsuba is Kou’s wingman until he isn’t.
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“Viper has to kiss another girl. So therefore I should kiss a girl for accuracy. Besides,” Wednesday looks around the room. “I trust you not to try and kill me quite yet.”
Enid let out a little laugh. “I’ll try not to.” She started stepping closer to Wednesday. “So, uhmm. What are we doing again?”
“Call it practice.”
Enid’s blush grew as she spoke under her breath, “practice makes perfect, after all.”
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There were many more unsent letters to Basil. Letters Sunny never had the guts to deliver. He almost wished he had sent them. Almost.
Sunny shook the thought away. It was too late now. Not after what happened could he ever face Basil again. Not in this world he couldn’t.
“…not in this world,” he whispered to himself.
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Sunny goes into HEADSPACE to confess to Basil.
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bad idea! by Aliakim
Fandoms: 五等分の花嫁 | Gotoubun no Hanayome | The Quintessential Quintuplets (Manga)
09 Nov 2021
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Even as just an acquaintance to her, you always admired Nakano Ichika. You always got the best view, too, as a personal assistant to the star of the show.
You always knew you had a bit of a thing for her, but sadly it would never come to be. Who would be interested in some random girl like you? You sighed deeply… if only.
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AKA the one where Ichika walks you home and fucks you in your apartment :D
This was so incredibly self-indulgent please don’t read ahshsjIchika/Female Reader Insert (don’t worry, there’s no “Y/N”)
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On yet another unannounced visit to Poe’s place, Ranpo finds a rather strange book hidden away. A mystery novel, of course, but the stars of the story are familiar and, for once, the twist is rather unexpected. It’s only after he’s finished that Ranpo realizes that maybe he wasn’t meant to find this book. And that maybe, just maybe, Poe was hiding more than he let on.