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Ever since Lucifer came to the somewhat horrifying realization that Alastor hasn’t slept in only God knows how long he has been trying (and failing) to fix that.
He doesn’t know why Alastor seems to resist the allure of a good night sleep with every fiber of his being, but he does know that if he doesn’t get some actual rest soon his prickly cactus is going to hurt himself. Unfortunately, every attempt to figure out why Alastor is so sleep avoidant has been met with an increasingly unhappy Radio Demon which has now resulted in an embargo on all discussions about sleep and a threat of being ban from the kitchen (and cut off from his only supply of decent -- and magically imbued — teas in Hell).
But Lucifer is nothing if not persistent and even if he has to deal with hoards of Sinners, the machinations of irritating Overlords, Charlies sudden bizarre obsession with media management, and Alastor’s own stubbornness he is going to find a way to get his Sweetpea a good nights sleep.
Even if it takes some drastic measures.
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Lucifer's Unofficial Guide for the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons by AlligatorEyes
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jul 2026
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Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together.
1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine.
2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary.
Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.
Part 1: Tea & Tenderness
Part 2: Insomnia & Control Issues- Words:
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Mathématique by cleanwhiteroom
Fandoms: Stargate Universe, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
05 Jul 2026
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The Book of Origen spreads like a plague through the Milky Way. The Lucian Alliance has infiltrated the upper reaches of the SGC. Everett Young, benched with a broken back, spends his days keeping the mathematician down the hall out of trouble. He doesn’t do a great job.
The sky calls to us. So do past and alternate selves, lost memories, submerged cities, the music, the math, the words of ancient civilizations. If you've spent a decade wishing for a satisfying end to all three stargate series, this is the fic for you.
And. This week, on Maths: Into Young’s mind came the image of John Sheppard as the Duke of Marlborough, bold and deceptive, marching his army 250 miles to the Danube, the 1704 wind lifting his red officer’s coat.
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- Part 2 of The Multiverse Triptych
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12 Apr 2026
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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09 Apr 2026
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06 Apr 2026
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Will does the only reasonable thing that someone fresh out of a mental hospital with no support system does - he leaves, and goes on a road trip to the Pacific Northwest.
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Season 2 AU.
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- Part 1 of i come from mockingbird states
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26 Mar 2026