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A modern domestic AU where Gem and Pearl are university roommates learning how to live, love, and heal together.
Structured as a series of interconnected slice-of-life one-shots.TLDR; Pearl is an intersex woman and gem is cisgender woman and they’re in university and fall in love and it’s all nice and gay.
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27 Mar 2026
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“‘Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions’,” Angel intoned. “‘It is the opium of the people’.”
Valentino perked up, craning over Angel’s shoulder to peer at the page. “Opium?”
Vox almost screamed. “NO. No opium. There is no opium. Angel, go home.”
Angel snickered, shutting the book. “Alright, big boss. See ya tomorrow, Val.” He gave Val a lingering kiss before hopping to his feet and sauntering out.
As soon as the door clicked shut, Vox whirled on Val. “I spent all day trapped in my office, filling out anger management worksheets with the princess of Hell, and you’re down here letting that whore read you Marxist bedtime stories?!”
Or: Charlie unionizes Voxtek, the fic.
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25 Mar 2026
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There’s a wall around his town now. A wall. Jimmy can’t even begin to imagine how many blocks it is. How long it must have taken to gather all the materials, all the dye, and how much effort it must have taken to build. And it was built quickly too, practically overnight, otherwise he would have seen it slowly rising into the sky or heard about it from his citizens.
He hates it.
He's tired of the jokes tired of the teasing, and when Joel stops by to mock him, to tell him that, "He's going to have to give in eventually," he takes a moment to consider... what if he actually did?
Not actually! But if he can dress like a doll, if he can act like one, if he can convince everyone that he is one and then make them regret it, then maybe, just maybe, he can get them to stop.
It's going to take training. He's going to have to learn to sew. He'll have to learn to act. He'll need to figure out how to use makeup. And maybe, just maybe, with the help of the citizens that adore him, he can pull it off.
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20 Mar 2026
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Pearl coughs, and petals float out of her mouth.
She stares at them, panic brewing in her chest. That… is not normal. Tilly walks over, sniffing them, and Pearl pushes her snout away. She kneels, gathering the petals with a gentleness that surprises her.
She goes to dump them off the edge, but can’t find it in herself to let them blow away in the light breeze. She tries to put them into her inventory, but they don’t disappear, remaining in her hands. Finally, she resigns herself to putting them in a chest. But instead of putting them in one of the chests she already has, she makes a new one, setting it down out of the way, tucked in a corner where the walls will be.
The petals aren’t natural, Pearl knows. No one coughs up flower petals. She doesn’t know why she has, but there’s no denying they came from her mouth. So until she figures out why it happened, she’s going to keep them.
She ignores the strange possessiveness that makes her hands twitch, and returns to building.
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Pearl hanahaki au, expect the hanahaki runs by slightly different rules
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20 Mar 2026
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nothing about us by pixel_the_alien
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Oct 2024
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Pearl’s eyes widen, and she takes a step back. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My bad ping carries through the soulbond, and Scott has to deal with it. She digs her nails into her palms and tries to calm her suddenly-racing heart. If Scott finds out this is because of me…
Cleo studies Pearl’s expression. Their own expression softens for a fraction of a second, and they put a hand on Scott’s shoulder. “I know. You’re stressed out. It’s bad for glitches. Just take a breath. This happens sometimes.”
Pearl gives Cleo the slightest nod, then tries to return to mining. Don’t say anything. Don’t say anything. Don’t say–
Her hand balls into a fist and taps against the stone wall once, twice, three times.
Scott involuntarily mirrors her. He stares at his hand. “I swear to the Void.”
Pearl freezes.
or: The soulbond mechanics of Double Life accidentally mean that the players share a bit more than a health bar. Not everyone is prepared for it.
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20 Mar 2026