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“Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?"
_______________________________________They fuck around. Then they find out.
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01 Oct 2026
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The first thing they’ll tell you is that you look like your father.
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01 Oct 2026
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5 times Shane struggles with shame and 1 time he doesn’t.
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30 Sep 2026
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Shane has a no breeding clause in his contract because his ruts are uncontrollable, and Ilya is obsessed with seeing it.
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08 Aug 2026
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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27 Aug 2019