Alter_ur_Ego
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maybe Google Maps is actually quite useful in a Zombie Apocalypse by Alter_ur_Ego, What-The-Fuck (Alter_ur_Ego)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Sep 2025
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The dog's breath was hot and wet against his cheek, rotting and blood soaked teeth only inches from his face and neck--maybe this was it, his end. Maybe the dog would swallow him whole, maybe his death would be quick. He doubted it.
Leon's struggles were waning, forearms pushing desperately at the animal's head and body, when a shot rang out. And then two more, and another for good measure.
As the body hit the concrete with a wet thud, Leon looked up at the origin of the gunshots. There stood a man--a person! Alive! Not rotting from the inside out!--warily pointing a gun at the unmoving dog carcass. The man seemed familliar somehow, though Leon was sure he'd never met him before. Dirty blond bangs hung in front of his eyes, and the leather jacket he was wearing looked about five seconds from entirely falling apart, but he was an actual Person, and Leon would happily take that.
Their eyes met, and the first thing that came out of the Stranger's mouth was:
"Nope", as he promptly turned and walked back to where he came from.
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or: Leon is very done with all of this and wants to go home, now, please.
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"Statement of Alexandr 'Alex', last name not given, regarding a strange dream and the following events. Original statement transcribed 09/10/2014, though I can't seem to find the original audio anywhere. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus institute, London."
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- English
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- 1,632
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
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A musician comes to the Waystone Inn.
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The Exclusive Property of Lt. Henry Anderson by Fadedflame
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
15 Jan 2025
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Connor, traumatized and deviant from his brutal testing, escapes CyberLife by masquerading as a CX100 household android. Meanwhile, a well-meaning relative thinks Hank could use a little help with his day-to-day life as a single parent.
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Almost two years after the arrest of Kira, Near has finally succeeded L, but his reign hasn't gone unchallenged. Faced with an unsolvable string of murders threatening both his position and his life, the third L must seek help from an unlikely (and unlikable) source: his imprisoned predecessor, Light Yagami.
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- Part 1 of Noelverse
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there's no one way this has to be. by QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
31 Oct 2021
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I've been hunting for a kindly ear
But couldn't find one near
And wound up talking to myself.
- Watsky, "Talking to Myself"- Words:
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Bookmarked by What-The-Fuck (Alter_ur_Ego)
08 Sep 2025
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Ethan Winters has always managed to find himself in the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong people.
It takes a mere four years after the Baker Incident for his life to be uprooted in an equally nightmarish and biohazardous fashion. The situation he finds himself in is strikingly familiar - except instead of a muggy Louisiana bayou, it’s a vast Romanian village, and instead of four monstrous individuals hunting him down, there’s eight. Suddenly he’s been indoctrinated into Miranda’s twisted fairytale family, surrounded by a village of cultish worshippers and four loyal Lords. He’s only got one mysterious ally in his corner - a man who speaks in half-truths over the phone and goes by the singular name of “Karl.”
All Ethan wants is his daughter back. Is that really too much to ask?
(A RE:Village rewrite based on the Tragedy of Ethan Winters concept art and the unused or scrapped concepts from early development.)
Bookmarked by What-The-Fuck (Alter_ur_Ego)
29 Aug 2025
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heugghhhh holy shitttt horror masterpiece
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onward and upward by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 Jun 2023
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“Who are you? And what are you doing here?”
What is—?
He’s…
He’s awake. He’s upright. The fire splitting his spine is entirely gone. Instead there’s a fist pressed against his chest nearly hard enough to bruise, keeping him pinned to the wall behind him.
And Leon Kennedy is glaring at him, eyes angry and distrusting—and cold, that’s the strange thing. Cold, as if Luis didn’t take his last breath before those very same eyes not thirty seconds ago.
(Or: Luis, in a time loop.)