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Hermione was never meant to rewrite the rules. Top of her class. Always prepared. Always predictable. But after one mistake and a humiliating betrayal, her certainty of who she is begins to fracture. And in the unraveling, she starts asking questions no one expects.
Draco notices. He’s not supposed to. Not her, not like this. But the more she slips beyond the version everyone knows, the more she disrupts the carefully constructed lines he’s lived behind.
The year begins like any other. But the ground is shifting. The rules are changing. And the game everyone thought they were playing suddenly doesn’t look the same.
Because this isn’t a story about enemies. Or even allies.
It’s about what happens when two people are faced with a choice: keep playing the roles they’ve always known, or risk everything for something neither of them saw coming.
TLDR:
Hermione wants revenge, picks up a broom, and becomes the hottest problem Draco’s ever had.Tension builds. Clothes come off. Draco can’t look away.
Unfortunately for him, neither can anyone else.
Chaos, thirst, and jersey-related disasters inevitably ensue.
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Bookmarked by AmoreaBerns
12 Sep 2025
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On the same day they were supposed to marry other people, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy independently flee their respective weddings only to run into each other in a Muggle bar. One too many drinks, an admittance of a something at Hogwarts, and one impulsive courthouse ceremony later, they wake up married, naked, and headline news in the Wizarding World. Now publicly, and magically, bound for life, the former enemies must navigate one very inconvenient marriage certificate. It was supposed to be a disaster, so why does it feel like the start of something else entirely?
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11 Sep 2025
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
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Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
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Bookmarked by AmoreaBerns
11 Sep 2025
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*** EDITING ***Hermione Granger’s worst nightmare comes true when she loses a bet to Draco Malfoy, the self proclaimed Slytherin Prince and star Slytherin Seeker, during their fourth year. His demand? She must wear his Quidditch jersey to every Gryffindor-Slytherin match until graduation, a long standing tradition among love interests and couples alike. For Hermione, it’s mortifying. For Draco, who’s secretly been in love with her since first year, it’s a dream come true, a chance for his name to finally grace the back of his dream girl.
What starts as public humiliation turns into something neither of them expected, stolen glances, heated banter, passionate romps in the Room of Requirement, and a growing bond that defies deep seeded house rivalries. With meddling friends, over-the-top Quidditch drama, and a whole lot of tradition, The Quidditch Pitch is a story of teenage love, where sometimes, the hardest battle isn’t on the pitch, it’s in your heart.
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03 Aug 2025
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Only a few months past the end of the war, Hermione Granger finds herself struggling to cope with the resulting trauma and the expectations of those around her.
No one seems to see how badly she is falling to pieces until a simple knock on the door leads to help from a most unlikely source.
As the survivors are all pulled back to Hogwarts for a final year, danger begins to loom close once more, and she must push past her fears to learn who she can truly rely on.- Language:
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11 May 2025
