AnIdiotWithTooMuchTimeToWaste
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She doesn’t even know how he's still alive, she wasn’t a bad nurse, but failing nursing school eight times didn’t inspire her confidence. With burns like that… She doesn’t know how anyone could still be alive, not even counting the amputations to get him out of the cockpit. Focus, you’re the ship's nurse and you have to TAKE RESPONSIBILITY and do everything you can to save him. Don’t think about him crashing the ship. Our worst moments don’t make us monsters. They can’t.
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Mouthwashing Zombie AU!
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Pyro doesn't have a very good day.
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- Part 2 of in this world, concrete flowers grow
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24 Jun 2025
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Not much is known about the Pyro, except that they like to set things on fire. But little do the other teammates know, there is so much more to the mumbling firebug. Like how they have many names. Patient 1664, Subject 21156, Prisoner 666, to name a few.
And each one has a story.
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- Part 3 of Trust Me
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24 Jun 2025
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Things with Prentiss might have turned out very differently if Martin had owned a lizard.
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18 Feb 2025
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Jon keeps going looking for new Statements. Keeping him to paper Statements isn't enough; the others take matters into their own hands
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- Part 26 of Whumptober 2023
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09 Jan 2025
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Going Bananas (for you) by Chimpukampu, ghostgirl19
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
29 Dec 2022
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What’s it going to take to convince this man?!
“I already offered you all the bananas in the world! Not only just bananas, but all the yellows I can think of—including gold! What kind of 'yellow' would you like me to give?!”
Or: The story of how Link finds the most beautiful yellow that isn't a banana
Featuring art from the wonderful chimpukampu!
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05 Nov 2024