AngryCaveGremlin



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    Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Marinette makes a Chat Noir costume for herself, which she desperately tries to hide from Chat.

    Too bad Adrien sees it on her at school and immediately feels things he probably shouldn't.

    [Now with a Part 2 and bonus Ladynoir!]

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.

    Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”

    Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.

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    Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.

    The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.

    Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    When a child that looks oddly similar to the Z-Team's dispatcher- nearly attached to the back of Chase's leg and guarding himself from prying eyes- is introduced to the team as a deaged version of Robert, chaos expectedly ensues.

    If not the jokes, the endless teasing and chiding, the Z-Team also learn some...despairing things from the child form of their dispatcher.

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    In other words, where Robert Robertson the Third learns that loving his father doesn't mean that he always had a great dad.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    After everything with Shroud, Robert decides to adopt the Z-Team. To a Mecha Man, this means forcing them to memorize contingency plans and codes in case of emergency. The Z-Team understands this is a sign of affection, but it's also really, really annoying. Especially when they actually have to use one of the plans.

    Robbie Robertson hates everything about these weird heroes from the future. They're chaotic, loud, and have absolutely no sense of decorum. Even worse, the only person they'll listen to is his eight-year-old son.

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    29 Jan 2026