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Merlin, when he casts a spell in front of Arthur and the knights, might panic slightly. As in, he convinces Arthur that he definitely, no way, was aware that he could do magic. Arthur, being the kind and wise king he is, tries to help his idiot manservant figure out his new powers.
The Knights of The Round Table are mostly there to see what kind of cool things Merlin can do.
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22 Sep 2025
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“I’m dreaming, and dreaming about you, that’s all,” Cliopher informed me. “For one, I don’t believe in fate, or destiny. Second of all, you’re dressed like Fitzroy Angursell, and that’s clearly not right.” Oh, but this really was dangerous, for you and for me. “Third of all, if this is real I’m probably going to get executed tomorrow for the really very egregious etiquette violations I’ve already committed, and I would prefer not to be.”
“Nobody’s executing you,” you said sharply. You were not going to let anyone. Not Cliopher Mdang, your competent, intrepid, unpolished secretary. (Your soulmate.)
“You see?” Cliopher said. “Unrealistic. Definitely a dream.”
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A Petty Treasons-era soulmates AU.
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14 Jun 2025
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If Cliopher had to sit around twiddling his thumbs he would lose his mind. “I’m going to legalize the rest of Fitzroy Angursell’s poetry,” he said, without entirely meaning to. To Aioru’s widened eyes and Ludvic’s raised eyebrows, he said, “I need a project, it’s non-essential to government functioning, and he’s Zunidh’s poet laureate now. Having half of his works be illegal for sedition is absurd.”
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A political crisis in Nijan prevents Cliopher from retiring after the landslide and reuniting with Fitzroy. What it can't prevent is Cliopher and Fitzroy being ridiculous about each other from worlds apart.
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- Part 1 of the long way home
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14 Jun 2025
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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29 Dec 2024
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Sam has no idea how Gabriel got his number.
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01 Dec 2024
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When Madara awoke, he had expected darkness.
Caught off guard on a mission gone awry, injured, and trapped in a blizzard, he had been easy pickings for a party of Hagoromo Kekeii Genkai traders. Though he put up a fight, it was ultimately useless. He was poisoned, his eyes taken, and then left to bleed out in the snow. He had expected death at best, and blindness at worst.
He had not expected to wake up in his clan's medical ward, eyes still fixed in his skull, healed, and with a fresh soul mark on his cheek.
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Somewhere, far past the river that divided their warring lands, Tobirama looked down at his hands with the soul mark that stained them, and his blood turned to ice.
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17 Nov 2024
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as prescribed, i'll date your dad by nyoomerr for mockspeed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2024
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Just months before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe discovers the cure to Without-a-Cure. With his own heritage still sealed and mostly unknown to him, there seems to be only one solution: Shen Qingqiu must receive the cure from the last known Heavenly Demon, Tianlang-Jun, even if it means that Luo Binghe has to grit his teeth and set his precious Shizun up with another man.
Shen Qingqiu does not want to receive the cure from Tianlang-Jun. He doesn't particularly want to receive anything from Tianlang-Jun.
Shen Qingqiu somehow ends up fake-dating Tianlang-Jun anyway, if only to swindle the System into delaying the Endless Abyss plot for as long as he can.
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17 Nov 2024
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Madara has already decided, a long time ago, that Tobirama’s curiosity will probably be the death of him—the ‘him’ being Madara, of course.
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10 Nov 2024
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What starts as a way to gather intelligence on the strongest Hidden Village spirals rapidly out of control and somehow the Chunin Exam Finals have become an impromptu Kage Summit.
Then the army of Missing-nin attacked.
After that there were the zombies.
Followed by the angry gods.
The Kage would like to go back to their own Villages now please. At least there the only people trying to kill them were their own shinobi.
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- Part 6 of Truth In Hyperbole
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27 Oct 2024
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Madara wakes up in the morning after what was definitely the best sex of his life.
He tries to get up.
Like really.
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25 Oct 2024
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Tobirama enjoys finding peace surrounded by water. Away from people and the loud noises of Konoha, he allows himself to completely relax and forget all his worries for a few hours.
That is, until a certain Uchiha Madara comes to disturb him.
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25 Oct 2024
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Tobirama Senju, a surgeon, gets a desperate call from his brother to please please PLEASE come help them after an unfortunate accident occurres at the Research facility and one of the merpeople gets wounded.
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Tobirama very hesitantly forced himself to follow while keeping an eye on his ‘guard’. Neither of them got mauled so of course Anija allowed himself to laugh.
"See? They’re reasonable!"
"Yes, there is no way this situation could have gone sour. Such brilliant creatures. So reasonable and kind." Tobi tried to reign in the sarcasm before his nervousness started to show. "Why did you name them? Do they even respond to it?"
"I think so!"
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"Tobs? You went quiet, did your mic cut out?"
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23 Oct 2024
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For Tobirama, life has always been straightforward, at least in theory. Battle with the Uchiha? Kill or be killed. Simple as that. But when a moment of mercy changes the rules of this familiar back and forth, Tobirama has resigned himself to a short marriage that will likely end in tragedy. Finding happiness is not something he dares hope for.
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21 Oct 2024
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Generations of hatred cannot be erased by wishes. The healing and reconciliation of their Clans will take sustained effort. Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara are bound and determined that their Clans will be at Peace.
Even if they have to drag certain people kicking and screaming into the new age of peaceful cooperation.
Senju Hashirama embraces the traditional enemy of his Clan like a brother. (Uchiha Izuna regrets surviving the last battle if it means being assaulted by overly affectionate Senju every day.)
Uchiha Madara schemes and plots to bring his foe to his side. (Senju Tobirama is oblivious to anything not written down.)
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- Part 9 of Ideas of March 2018
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20 Oct 2024
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Selfishly, Tobirama wonders if Madara will think of him, someday in the future.
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16 Oct 2024
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If one want to subtly propose, one might inform the intended of a wish to share a domestic experience daily for the rest of your lives.
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- Part 7 of MadaTobi short comic collection
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15 Oct 2024
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refractions in still water by thegracious for isamagicdragon
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Oct 2024
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Four perspectives on Senju Tobirama, God of Shinobi: all skewed, all imperfect, all inaccurate, but all of them true.
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“I wish that our clan isn’t at war,” Hashirama tells Madara quietly, eyes fixed on the treeline past the river. No man’s land and Uchiha territory. The worst of the battlefields. “If there was peace, Anija wouldn’t have to fight. I know he’s strong, but it hurts him every time. He’s really sick. Every time he leaves to fight, he comes back worse.”
Madara doesn’t say anything. Not right away. He skips a few more stones across the river, back tense, and abruptly he folds down to sit next to Hashirama. He fiddles with his cuffs. “Izu-nii hasn’t been the same since he started fighting either,” he admits, voice gruff. “Not since Nee-chan died.”
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08 Oct 2024
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Even at the moment of the hiraishin's conception, Tobirama knew the dangers of meddling with the very threads that make up the fabric of existence. He knew that repeated usage only made it easier to traverse between the dimensions because the user became physically more susceptible to slipping through the cracks.
But knowing something is possible theoretically is very different from experiencing it for himself.
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05 Oct 2024
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Following the disappearance of their alternate dimension hopping selves, Tobirama sits down and has a long think about the ramifications of a marriage with the Uchiha clan, particularly when it would be between a clan head and an heir. Like most crazy, why-the-fuck-did-it-work decisions, the choices are made in between the witching hour and the asscrack of dawn.
Alternatively: Tobirama and Madara get married. For the children.
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03 Oct 2024
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I've chained my dreams (to the blue, blue sky) by SillyThing
Fandoms: Naruto, The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
09 Jul 2016
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A love story concerning naked time travel, adorably manipulative children, a dire warning from the future, contemplated fratricide, allegedly poisoned candy, sassy old people and a jutsu gone wrong, though not necessarily in that order.
Or, Senju Tobirama has come unstuck in time. He should really stop trying out his new experimental Jutsus on himself.
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27 Sep 2024