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The first time Hashirama sees the Hiraishin in action, he hardly knows what it means, let alone what it is. Tobirama tries to explain, but all Hashirama knows is that his brother is there one moment and gone the next, more elusive than the smell of petrichor during Fire Country's summer season. Still, Hashirama is nothing but resilient like the trees he so easily bends to his will, and there is something important in the little kunai and its seal.
Or, a snapshot of Hashirama and Tobirama's relationship through the creation and founding of Konohagakure told by the Hiraishin.
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- Part 1 of Hiraishin Chronicles
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20 Sep 2024
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When Senju Butsuma's first child dies young, his second grows up very differently - and so does Uchiha Madara.
Mada Tobi Gift Exchange 2020 for fajeczki.- Language:
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20 Sep 2024
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Tobirama, for all his talents and ability in every magical field, has never managed to summon even the smallest soot ball. Given that invocations are the easiest part of magic, something even children do by accident, it grates that he can't do it, no matter how hard he tries.
Of course, it figures that it's when he's not trying to do anything but get some peace and quiet that he succeeds.- Language:
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18 Sep 2024
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Spite, Pettiness and Stubbornness (Do Not A Relationship Make) by ThatOnePlatypus
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2020
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"Spite" is apparently not the conventional answer to the question "how did you two get together?" or "how do you make this relationship work?", but it's exactly the motivation that gets Tobirama and Madara together, and keeps them that way.
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Madara and Tobirama get into a fake relationship to avoid their Elders pestering them. Everyone decides to let them know this is a terrible idea that will end in disaster.
Obviously, that sounds like a challenge - and they're not going to lose.- Language:
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18 Sep 2024
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It was a day like any other when Tobirama looked at Madara and thought: I love this man.
The revelation was sudden—except for all the ways in which it wasn’t. He’d been falling for a while now, slow and easy and inevitable, and some part of him had known that.
Determined to keep and be kept, Tobirama embarked on a slow, subtle courtship.
It went well… until Madara clued in.
Then it went fantastically.
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15 Sep 2024
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Tobirama inwardly cursed the fact that Hashirama had sent him out with Madara of all people.
Because that little shit of a poison specialist they’d just fought had gotten Tobirama with what he recognized as sex pollen.
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15 Sep 2024
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An unexpected run-in with some reclusive forest witch has unfortunate repercussions for the Uchiha clan head. The monthly 'transforming into half a fish' incidents are bad enough, but to make matters worse, the curse has apparently convinced his stupid seaweed brain that Senju Tobirama is the coldest tall glass of water this side of the Naka.
Madara just wants to politely mind his business from the comfort of dry land, please and thank you.
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- Part 1 of Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams
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12 Sep 2024
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"I think it's a great idea!" Hashirama says, which doesn't do anything to assuage Tobirama's concerns or annoyance. "Interclan cooperation is very important, Tobirama, especially if we want other clans to join us, and what would show it off better than a mission like this?"
"Not killing each other over paperwork and sewage treatment plans for several more years," Tobirama suggests.
Madara and Tobirama go on a mission together.
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06 Sep 2024
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Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”
Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”
***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***
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06 Sep 2024
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“Your name is Iruka Umino, yes?” This is an intense looking woman— her eyeliner swoops red under her eyes, toward her forehead, hair looped like butterfly wings out of her tight bun.
“Yes,” Iruka says, turning to her slightly
He’s opened his mouth to ask her name, her title, when, as one, the whole finely dressed party, drops into a low, low bow.
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05 Sep 2024
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Everyone in the world has a gift from their soulmate: some inborn, characteristic ability passed from one soul to another along an intangible, unbreakable bond. Unbreakable, but not inviolate, at least to those willing to cross the boundary of sanity and ethics to exert control, as Hashirama—and then several others—discover, rather to their horror.
(As far as anyone knows, Tobirama does not have a soulmate. And yet, secrets long buried do have their ways of making their way back to the light, and grave dirt does stain.)
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26 Aug 2024
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Hashirama really doesn't approve of the thoughtful way his father looks at his younger brother's bright red eyes. He's sure it doesn't mean anything good for anyone.
He's right.
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24 Aug 2024
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It's two in the morning, the street lamp tried to attack him, the road just bit him, and Iruka is stuck with the taste of soggy pork dumplings in his mouth. At least he managed to escape the marauding gang of eels that tried to steal his pants. All in all, Iruka's funeral went wonderfully!
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24 Aug 2024
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After a serious and devastating attack, the Uchiha are in desperate need of a sealmaster. Unfortunately for them, the best candidate happens to be from the Senju clan. Fortunately for them, he doesn't seem all that inclined to act like an enemy.
Which is lucky because, as it turns out, there are plenty of other adversaries making moves in Fire Country - both the clans will need to make new friends to survive.
Madara would have been content if his new husband tolerated him and helped his clan stay safe. He doesn't quite know what to do with the fact that his husband doesn't stop there.
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24 Aug 2024
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After returning to London, Crystal tries to find her place in her new old life. Charles hands over an important task. Edwin may finally accept that new furniture is necessary.
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21 Aug 2024
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It's taken literal Hell for Charles to realise that actually, when he told Edwin that he loved him in 1989, he might not have been joking after all. As the demon rushes up towards them, Charles turns on his heels, takes a step down, and kisses Edwin hard and quick.
Or: an exploration of Charles' easy "love you too" in Hell.
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18 Aug 2024
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A series of standalone mini comics I've drawn, mostly payneland
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13 Aug 2024
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Five Times Kip and Fitzroy Got Married and One Time They Didn't by toffeecape
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard
29 Jul 2023
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Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue, put a sixpence in your shoe.
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02 Aug 2024
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At least there wasn’t an audience for the look Ludvic turned on Kip and the too neutral way he said, “Tor?”
Kip could feel himself flushing - in Astandalas this was the kind of thing that had lost him jobs before - but he had the excuse of, first of all, amnesia, and second of all, “He didn’t give me any other name!” Kip hissed. “He deflected me off the topic twice!”
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AU where the landslide at the Liauu happens several years earlier, and the younger Kip has a rather different experience of the future.
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31 Jul 2024
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Imposter Syndrome by Mikkeneko
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2024
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"Don't make any hasty moves!" Shen Qingqiu said, keeping one hand lightly on the wrist of the Liu Qingge closest to him. Which -- he thought this was the same one that he'd been following down the stairs, whose hand he had taken in the dark, but he couldn't be sure. Which was, of course, exactly the point and the problem. "I know what this is."
"You recognize this?" gulped one of the Shang Qinghuas. There were five of them, all trying to sidle into corners or otherwise get out of the line of sight, but this one looked correct to Shen Qingqiu. He turned towards the author-turned transmigrator.
"Yes, and I'm sure you will too with a little prompting," he said, glaring at Shang Qinghua. "We're dealing with doppelgangers."
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A quest for a valuable artifact takes the Peak Lords -- plus one Demon Lord -- into the Temple of Ten Thousand Reflections. On the way down, they come face to face with some unpleasant realities, and must find the truth about themselves and each other before they can escape.
Courtesy of Dungeon Meshi, a spot-the-shapeshifters plot!
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20 Jul 2024