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    short good omens fics, formatted as movie script because im ass at writing except for dialogue and also scripts are very fun to write.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “If you’re dead, my mom’s gonna kill me. Please wake up.”

    David pried his eyes open. Just because he’d been asked so politely. His vision wasn’t quite right, but the face of his harasser swam in front of him, all-encompassing, and David thought to himself, he’s quite pretty. Then he turned his head and vomited all over the stranger’s shoes.

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    David Fry is going to float his way to graduation, mercifully untethered from sobriety and reality — that is, until a strange, irritating, and unfortunately good-looking stranger intervenes.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    crying

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    "Try and keep him from gambling." Kaz says, expression half amused and half exasperated.

    Wylan, indignant, makes a horrible squeaking noise before he can hold it back. "Me?! Why?"

    Kaz shrugs, smirking. "Maybe he'll actually listen to you."

     

    Wylan has unconventional methods.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    holyyyyy shit this is good

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    Branzy just wants to walk home like a normal person. It wasn't his fault that someone just left a dead body in an alleyway for anyone to find!

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    18 Mar 2025

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    Need to be able to find this quick it s very good

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    Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.

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    09 Jan 2025

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    "Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
    The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
    "I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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    Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.

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    06 Aug 2024

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    Oh my god i found it again