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Selfish And Obscene by unsightlypearl for poppyhills
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2026
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Malfoy and Hermione are locked in an unrelenting workplace rivalry.
Harry is really fucking fed up with hearing about it. For entirely normal reasons.
Reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Malfoy seems to have found himself a new nemesis, and Harry isn't sure how he feels about being replaced.
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15 Aug 2026
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Running the Red Light by poopsiekittens for InnerLilith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2026
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“You’re holding up the line.” Draco rips the receipt with a flourish and hands it (a little too theatrically) to Harry. “So, if you’re done with the request pertaining to my position in this establishment, I should ask you to step to the end of the counter until your order is ready.”
Still a wanker, then.
“Mm. Then I’ll also have a cappuccino.” Someone groans behind him, then whispers something unintelligible. The door pings again. Draco looks like he’s going to take off his little white hat and throw it to the ground.
In that moment, Harry has a very vivid image (call it a premonition) of how Draco Malfoy would go all pliant and stay exactly how Harry puts him while Harry’s giving him the pounding of his life.
Harry grins.
OR: Harry bumps into Draco a few years after the war. Featuring: himbo Harry’s shameless flirting, and Draco Malfoy in a little white baker hat.
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14 Aug 2026
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Salt by Fluffy_Underneath for captaindingdong (professorcockblock)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2026
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When a lead drops on Draco's desk revealing the whereabouts of one Harry James Potter – missing from public life for over fourteen years – he knows it's exactly the career-saving scoop he's been looking for.
As for why the saviour of Wizarding Britain has holed himself up on a tiny island in the Outer Hebrides, Draco has no idea.
But he's going to find out.
Or
Draco falls in love in Scotland.
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14 Aug 2026
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Harry Potter is the best Seeker in the Intergalactic M-Quid League. He's also bored, lonely, and spending his nights on the SYNK tipping small streamers anonymously just to feel a bit better about himself. One night he finds a streamer with zero viewers by the name of "Dragon", who seems to be curiously inept at technology for this day and age.
Dragon doesn't know who Harry Potter is. Harry would like to keep it that way.
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11 Aug 2026
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Draco Malfoy thought his life after the war would be spent burying himself in Unspeakable studies while the world outside the Department of Mysteries forgets about his existence. Instead, he finds himself hurled back to his third year at Hogwarts.
As if puberty and Potter weren't enough to contend with, now he’s on a secret mission to catch a rat and clear his disgraced uncle’s name. Honestly, if this is what heroics look like, he’d rather leave it to the Gryffindors.Or: The no good, completely awful, distressingly unplanned trip down memory lane Draco didn’t ask for.
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- Part 1 of The Eye of Horus
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12 Jul 2026