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In which all you know is a life of running and it is coming to an end.
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How To Bring Two Oblivious Idiots Together: A Simple Ten Step Plan. by Artificiosus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2022
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Remus Lupin was in love with Sirius Black.
Completely and utterly in love.
Sirius Black was in love with Remus Lupin.
Absolutely smitten.
There was only one teeny-tiny problem.
Neither of them knew it yet.
So, Lily Evans, being the wonderful friend she was, decided that she was going to do anything it took to bring the two boys together. Even if that meant having to enlist the help of a certain Gryffindor.
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It's always been there, this thing he has with food. His- issues.
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Kevin? Aaron? Together? My life can't get any worse than this by Artificiosus
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
11 Feb 2022
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He takes a deep breath in. "Where?"
"Where what- oh," Kevin replies.
"Where?" Neil repeats, his heart rate is speeding up, he feels frozen to the spot. Dread? Fear? Whatever it is, it's locked him down.
Kevin gulps.
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how to tell if you *like* like someone by Artificiosus
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
29 Jun 2021
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“I like you, but I don’t just like you, I *like* like you”
“You *like* like me?”Andrew and Neil are six years old and best friends when Andrew decides to tell Neil he likes him at recess.
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The Terrible Complexity of Human Emotions by Yesimevil
Fandoms: Resident Alien (TV 2021)
03 Sep 2022
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“I do not know what my body is doing.” His throat was closing. He pulled in the collar of his shirt, but it didn’t help. His eyes were burning, there was something wet on his face, and the pain in his chest was only growing. “Am I dying?”
“No, Harry,” Asta said, and her voice was sad again. “You’re crying.”
“I don’t like it.”
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20 Apr 2025
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When he's seven years old, Sirius Black has a brief encounter with a strange boy in the woods, who, in their short exchange, teaches him an important lesson about the nature of the Universe, only to then disappear without a trace.
Nine years later, Sirius, along with his two best friends, is a student away at boarding school, with a brand new transfer student as his roommmate--a foul-mouthed, astronomy nerd named Remus Lupin.
Between school, hormones, relationships, and the fact that he is keeping a (magical) secret away from everyone--Sirius' year starts to go a little off the rails.
Not to mention, there's something familiar about that Remus Lupin kid that he just can't seem to shake...
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16 Mar 2025
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The Eden Literature Festival by GaryOldman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2021
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“Temptation has been on several of the bestseller lists. Have you read it?” and really, he couldn’t be blamed for brushing it off with a sharp no, which of course, made the headline and the bulk of the write up. A. Z. Fell calls Temptation ‘populist rubbish’. Full interview on page 34. He was almost certain he hadn’t called it rubbish… he’d been trying very hard to avoid that.
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Anthony Crowley and A Z Fell are rival authors who have nothing but terrible things to say about one another's work.
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28 Feb 2025
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Arthur lies to a sorceress and gets slapped with a truth spell. Awkwardness ensues.
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13 Feb 2025
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An Inability to Sleep by TheWordsmithy
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
06 Apr 2013
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Arthur is having difficulty getting to sleep. So is Ford. However, they both have very different ideas as to how to solve this problem.
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15 May 2024