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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    The thing Aziraphale remembers most about Babylon is the singing.

    “Do you ever fly?” Crawley asked suddenly.

    “Oh, I haven’t flown since - the Ark.” A little laugh. That shuffle of feathers again.

    “You should. S’good for you.”

    “No thank you.” Aziraphale’s shoulders were nearly up around his ears. If Crawley squinted, he could just see his wings mantling out of the corner of his eyes.

    Or, what happened if, when the tower fell, Aziraphale and Crawley could not longer understand each other?

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    01 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    The Ineffable Husbands make it official. And formal contracts between supernatural entities have a way of becoming particularly real.

    (Can be read standalone, like all the works in this series.)

    The moment they kissed, Anathema felt it take root. It knocked the breath from her lungs.

    Fuck, thought Anathema. It was a new star. A new force in the universe. It was going to bend the ley-lines something fierce.

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  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Aziraphale tilted his head, matching the demon’s angle, then, without for a moment breaking eye contact, scooped up a second spoonful of sorbet, slowly opened his mouth for it and moaned sinfully when the ice hit his tongue. He then raised both his eyebrows, inquiring and only a little bit condescending.
    There was a brief silence.
    “Do remember to breathe,” he remarked drily and returned to the muscat.


    Without looking, Crowley reached his left hand out for the martini, took a long, slow sip; he then set it down again, picked up the cocktail skewer by its dry end, closed his lips around an olive, and pulled the stick away.
    It was—
    unreasonably suggestive.
    His face felt oddly slack. And—yes, blushing; of
    course he was blushing.
    ‘You should probably chew,’ signed Crowley, somewhat awkwardly with occupied hands.


    Or: Aziraphale has some REALLY good ice cream. Crowley flirts shamelessly. Aziraphale does a little, too.

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    23 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    “You’re bruised up badly,” the soft, blonde knight said with concern in his tone. “I thought it was just from whatever wiles you get up to in that ridiculous Black Knight armour of yours, but… Crowley, is that blood?!”

    A tentative finger dabbed at something wet on Crowley’s forehead, who immediately decided that being held was definitely not nice and he didn’t like it at all. Nuh-uh. “OUCH! Who is Crowley?” he hissed through the pain.

    “You are!” The knight was starting to sound panicky.

    “Oh,” Crowley answered. He needed to let that sink in for a second. ‘Crowley’. He didn’t remember being called Crowley. Surely he’d remember that, right? “That doesn’t sound very angelic, does it?”

    “It-,” the knight cut himself off while something akin to horror flashed over his features. “Why would it sound angelic, Crowley?!”


    Aziraphale finds Crowley injured and trying to head home. The problem is that ‘home’, according to a confused Crowley who seems under the frightful belief that he is still an angel, is Heaven. So Aziraphale tries to keep Crowley safe on Earth while they jog his memory.


    Previously titled "A Tower of Our Memories"

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  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    Three years after the Armageddon-that-wasn’t, Crowley and Aziraphale enjoy their retirement immensely. But suddenly, without a warning, Aziraphale disappears for weeks. After his return, he starts acting strangely. When Crowley confronts him, the situation takes a turn none of them had expected…

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    What happens when two supernatural beings turn into vampires?

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